A Thread For Really Funny Pictures

[whiteathlete33]

 

[Charles Martel]

 

[davidholly]

You all really need a better sense of humor.

 

[Old Scratch]

Not really funny but

 

[Charles Martel]

 

[Charles Martel]

 

[Charles Martel]

 

[Charles Martel]

 

[davidholly]

 

[Charles Martel]

 

[Carolina Speed]

So true!

 

[Matra2]

Meet Erika, or something...

 

[Rebajlo]

 

[davidholly]

I read that the Australian government punishes liquor stores that sale to Aboriginals on welfare day. Any truth to that?

 

[jaxvid]

Shrine to the "gentle giant".

 

[Rebajlo]

I read that the Australian government punishes liquor stores that sale to Aboriginals on welfare day. Any truth to that?

davidholly -

For decades both the Federal and State governments have spent truly prodigious sums of taxpayers' money in fruitless attempts to prevent Abos from drinking themselves into oblivion. Some of the measures employed in "remote Aboriginal communities" involve aligning Centrelink "paydays" with so-called "restricted alcohol" days during which:

(a) the sale of booze is completely prohibited, or

(b) a restricted volume of booze can be sold in pubs but cannot be purchased to "take away"

In some of these "communities" the sale and possession of alcohol is banned - which in turn spawns a plethora of sly grog "enterprises" that almost hark back to the colonial era. Abos may be too lazy to bathe but they go to great lengths to obtain alcohol, often shelling out their entire dole payment for a couple of "illegal" bottles or travelling considerable distances to buy booze outside the area bound by the sales ban.

Here are a few links:

http://www.datsima.qld.gov.au/datsi...reforms/licensed-premises-in-restricted-areas

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/nat...e-may-be-brewing/story-fn9hm1pm-1226956668688

I don't usually link to Wikipedia articles but this one provides a summary of the "Northern Territory Intervention":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Territory_National_Emergency_Response

Just imagine the infrastructure projects which could be realised using the tax revenue earmarked for Abos. But despite the endless cavalcade of money-wasting "initiatives" both outback and "urban" Abos are still worthless drunks and shall forever remain worthless drunks. Well, not forever, for if the Chinese or Arabs ever grab the reins of power in this sorry country they certainly shan't be handing out "benefits" to such un-evolved Australopithecine remnants, that's for sure...

As I've said before, one look in the mirror is enough to plunge an Abo into lifelong alcoholism. Particularly now that White women are part of the landscape, 'tis understandable that the prospect of "mating" (shudder...) with an Abo female forces these black grubs to reach for the petrol can, glue pot, or aerosol paint tin because alcohol alone couldn't possibly suffice to dull such a uniquely horrific genus of mental anguish.

Right, back to an amusing photo or two...

The thought of this...

...and this...

...inexorably leads to this...

...and this...

 

[Rebajlo]

.

 

[Matra2]

 

[davidholly]

GammaX bikes are Chinese.

 

[Matra2]

GammaX bikes are Chinese.

It's a joke.

 

[davidholly]

It's a joke.

It's low hanging fruit.

 

[Matra2]

It's low hanging fruit.

Whatever.

 

[davidholly]

Whatever.

Have some real Chinese humor.

 

[Matra2]

Your tax dollars at work:

For those who don't know Paul Robeson was a black communist.

 

[Charles Martel]