Freethinker
Hall of Famer
As a former NY Giants DWF, I've always hated the Dallas Cowboys. As a racially aware sports observer for nearly 2 decades, I've continued to hate the Dallas Cowboys. Some things in life just feel right. Owner and GM Jerry Jones is a "race-blind" boomer-cuck, who favors black athletes, and represents all the worst traits of that generation. He could literally be the architype. No championships for now 30 years, and no playoff success other than 2 measly wildcard round wins in the last decade, personify the failure of Jerrah's ultra black roster compositions. Will the old coot change? No sirree. He'll double and triple down. Will the team be a championship contender like some goy-brained (hat tip to LF) media "analysts" have predicted? Unlikely. The 2026 Cowboys are once again trending towards all hat and no cattle.....
Number of White Starters: 4 (3 when the starting LG returns)
Number of Whites on the 53: 9
QB: Sam Howell
FB/RB: Hunter Luepke
TE: Jake Ferguson, Luke Schoonmaker
LG: T. J. Bass
C: Cooper Beebe
P: Bryan Anger
PK: Brandon Aubrey
LS: Trent Sieg
IR: Matt Hennessy (OL)
Practice Squad: Justin Barron (LB)
Grade: F-
Single digit Whites on Jerrah's Plantation! Whoohoo. They are joining the Cleveland Browns and the Green Bay Packers in this year's Hall of Shame.
On offense, I will give them credit for rolling with Sam Howell over the media and DWF anointed "future star" Joe Milton. He's one of those magic negroes who can do the wrist flick thing and throw the ball out of the stadium while lying on his back or some such nonsense. Or so I've heard. Howell actually has performed well on the NFL stage, putting up great passing totals for a dysfunctional Washington team in 2023. One would think that he showed he's got the tools to work with and develop into an above average starter. However if one thought that, one wouldn't understand the Caste System. Now we have to accept that a clear backup to a guy who has missed some games over the years is the best he, and we, can hope for.
Hunter Luepke was a dominate power back in his Wisconsin HS football days and during his North Dakota State run. Of course, the NFL wasn't interested and he was forced to go the UDFA route as a "fullback". Entering his 4th year with Dallas, we know what to expect. About 15 carries and 15 receptions (if he's lucky). Imagine what Hunter could do if a team believed in him like the Giants do Cam Skattebo? He'd be a similar talent and another fun wrecking ball to watch.
Jake Ferguson is the closest thing the Cowboys have to a must watch player. The former Badger is now a 5 year vet who's high water mark as a pass catcher came in 2023 with 761 yards. His problem is that the Cowboys have 2 high volume receivers that makes him a 3rd target at best. I'd expect numbers similar to last year (500-600 range). Luke Schoonmaker is a solid backup out of Michigan, who I wish would take his talents to another franchise when he can.
The offensive line used to be more White friendly in the not so distant past, but Mr. Jones must have come to the conclusion that Whites suck at this position now as well. Cooper Beebe is the starting center and is a good one. T.J. Bass is just keeping the seat warm for a super afflete sumo who is hurt.
Ol' Jerrah loves his defenses like he loves his catfish....blackened. They are truly No Country for White Men. Safety turned linebacker Justin Barron played well enough in camp and preseason to earn a spot, but the Old Coot simply laughed at the prospect like a maniacal Western movie villain. So instead poor Justin gets to play the role of the one token Whitey on the practice squad.
Watching the Giants run the ball down the coal black Cowboys' throats last night with Skattebo, Ricard and Dart was a very enjoyable experience. I hope other teams beat up on Dallas as well and give Jerry Jones another long season of suffering.
Number of White Starters: 4 (3 when the starting LG returns)
Number of Whites on the 53: 9
QB: Sam Howell
FB/RB: Hunter Luepke
TE: Jake Ferguson, Luke Schoonmaker
LG: T. J. Bass
C: Cooper Beebe
P: Bryan Anger
PK: Brandon Aubrey
LS: Trent Sieg
IR: Matt Hennessy (OL)
Practice Squad: Justin Barron (LB)
Grade: F-
Single digit Whites on Jerrah's Plantation! Whoohoo. They are joining the Cleveland Browns and the Green Bay Packers in this year's Hall of Shame.
On offense, I will give them credit for rolling with Sam Howell over the media and DWF anointed "future star" Joe Milton. He's one of those magic negroes who can do the wrist flick thing and throw the ball out of the stadium while lying on his back or some such nonsense. Or so I've heard. Howell actually has performed well on the NFL stage, putting up great passing totals for a dysfunctional Washington team in 2023. One would think that he showed he's got the tools to work with and develop into an above average starter. However if one thought that, one wouldn't understand the Caste System. Now we have to accept that a clear backup to a guy who has missed some games over the years is the best he, and we, can hope for.
Hunter Luepke was a dominate power back in his Wisconsin HS football days and during his North Dakota State run. Of course, the NFL wasn't interested and he was forced to go the UDFA route as a "fullback". Entering his 4th year with Dallas, we know what to expect. About 15 carries and 15 receptions (if he's lucky). Imagine what Hunter could do if a team believed in him like the Giants do Cam Skattebo? He'd be a similar talent and another fun wrecking ball to watch.
Jake Ferguson is the closest thing the Cowboys have to a must watch player. The former Badger is now a 5 year vet who's high water mark as a pass catcher came in 2023 with 761 yards. His problem is that the Cowboys have 2 high volume receivers that makes him a 3rd target at best. I'd expect numbers similar to last year (500-600 range). Luke Schoonmaker is a solid backup out of Michigan, who I wish would take his talents to another franchise when he can.
The offensive line used to be more White friendly in the not so distant past, but Mr. Jones must have come to the conclusion that Whites suck at this position now as well. Cooper Beebe is the starting center and is a good one. T.J. Bass is just keeping the seat warm for a super afflete sumo who is hurt.
Ol' Jerrah loves his defenses like he loves his catfish....blackened. They are truly No Country for White Men. Safety turned linebacker Justin Barron played well enough in camp and preseason to earn a spot, but the Old Coot simply laughed at the prospect like a maniacal Western movie villain. So instead poor Justin gets to play the role of the one token Whitey on the practice squad.
Watching the Giants run the ball down the coal black Cowboys' throats last night with Skattebo, Ricard and Dart was a very enjoyable experience. I hope other teams beat up on Dallas as well and give Jerry Jones another long season of suffering.
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