Phall
Master
Since 2005, the Vols have started 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 4, 2, 4, 10, 5, 6, 7, 5, 1, 1, 4, and 1 white players. In 2023, they project to start 2.
This team stinks again, as expected. Joe "Inifinity Upside" Milton can throw the ball 90 yards from his knees with a mere flick of his wrist. He's undraftable. The backup quarterback job has gone to a true freshman Polynesian with cornrow braids. True freshman safety Jack Luttrell could technically be "one to watch," but that would require you actually watching.
Starters:
C: Cooper Mays
OG: Ollie Lane
Backups:
QB: Gaston Moore (3rd string)
TE: McCallan Castles, Hunter Salmon, Charlie Browder
OL: Addison Nichols, Parker Ball, Andrej Karic, Brian Grant
S: Jack Luttrell
This team stinks again, as expected. Joe "Inifinity Upside" Milton can throw the ball 90 yards from his knees with a mere flick of his wrist. He's undraftable. The backup quarterback job has gone to a true freshman Polynesian with cornrow braids. True freshman safety Jack Luttrell could technically be "one to watch," but that would require you actually watching.
Starters:
C: Cooper Mays
OG: Ollie Lane
Backups:
QB: Gaston Moore (3rd string)
TE: McCallan Castles, Hunter Salmon, Charlie Browder
OL: Addison Nichols, Parker Ball, Andrej Karic, Brian Grant
S: Jack Luttrell