2017 Philadelphia Eagles

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The Eagles have fallen far since the days of coming close to having a majority-White roster, and are now looking more like the Turkeys. Talented young quarterback Carson Wentz has all the skills to become a franchise QB, and tight ends Zach Ertz and Brent Celek should have a lot of receptions, but outside of them there's little to root for on this squad. Here are your 2017 White Philadelphia Eagles (starters in bold):

QB - Carson Wentz, Nick Foles
TE - Zach Ertz, Brent Celek
OL - Jason Kelce, Lane Johnson, Stefen Wisniewski
DL - Beau Allen
LB - Joe Walker
S - Chris Maragos
Special teams - K Caleb Sturgis, P Donnie Jones, LS Rick Lovato

A pair of White Nates (quarterback Sudfeld and linebacker Gerry) are on the practice squad.

Total White starters: 4

Total Whites on 53-man roster: 13

Overall grade: D-
 
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Edited Eagles writeup to remove Chris "Cuck" Long from the White list, as through his actions he has voted himself out of the White race.
 
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Just realised Nate Gerry has been promoted off the PS! He's 100% a LB now not Safety, but the transition has him seeing defensive snaps already no Special Teams...
 

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The Eagles are looking like they will have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Its too bad they aren't more like the Vikings or Rams, like they were under Chip Kelly. But they do have Foles and Zach Ertz, a few offensive linemen, and Brent Celek might catch a pass here and there.
 
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