2015 Summer Transfers Thread

[frederic38]

Well, the laughably Sisyphean quest to unearth that mythical black megastar whose heroic exploits shall "prove" that Negroes are the most talented footballers of them all continues.

The various money-pissing Levantine and Eastern Arabian puppet masters and their media minions must harbour an unwavering belief in the art of alchemy, for they have been attempting to transmute African crap into football gold for over three decades. Say, does anyone remember that (sub) human punchline named Nii Lamptey? ound:

I often wonder if these media pundit pricks have read Lewis Carroll's The Hunting Of The Snark. Given their grammatical shortcomings, I highly doubt it...

There's nothing quite like laissez-faire economics. If Raheem Sterling is "worth" GBP 50 million and Paul Pogba is apparently worth in excess of GBP 56-57 million then how much is Messi worth? And that's a serious question...

The sport is becoming more self-parodic by the minute, particularly during the summer transfer window. Just imagine if the "science" of determining a Negro footballer's market value was applied to gemmology. I'm sure that sack of old marbles stashed in a box somewhere in my garage could quite possibly buy me half the ****ing planet...

ok you haven't posted in a while, but this must be the post of the season, lol
according to the media pogba is worth a little bit more than that
and according to the guy who owns pogba, he is worth more than messi and ronaldo :doh::icon_grin:

 

[frederic38]

van persie to fenerbahce (turkey):

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/617332818369232896

the turkish clubs have bought so many players this summer impressive
fenerbahce alone have signed nani, simon kjaer, fernandao and now van persie

 

[frederic38]

i read that barcelona officially signed arda turan
he is turk, muslim (does the muslim prayer when he scores and before games also i think, and has a big beard)
but if it means that barcelona won't get pogba, then ok (pogba is also muslim but he is very black, not sure if arab fans can relate to him)

barcelona had many muslim players like almost all spanish clubs but few of them actually played
affellay and munir for example played very few games

 

[Rebajlo]

ok you haven't posted in a while, but this must be the post of the season, lol
according to the media pogba is worth a little bit more than that
and according to the guy who owns pogba, he is worth more than messi and ronaldo :doh::icon_grin:

frederic38 -

I'm glad You liked the post, mate. Unfortunately, the anomalous reality of the football "market" unwittingly provides plenty of fodder for fun - all at the sport's own expense...

Contrary to the pyjama-stain dreams of every White-hating carbuncle dotting the fat, hairy arse of the football universe, Pogba isn't the long-awaited "new Pele". Far from it. Having apparently forgotten the dire lessons of the past six or seven seasons during which Mario Balotelli was hyped as the next all-conquering - and conveniently 100% ******* - megastar, the desperate professional bull**** spinners are now pumping Pogba up (as per the cartoon You posted) to phantasmal greatness. Needless to say, Juventus are happy to ride - and simultaneously contribute to - the hysterical wave of marketing propaganda in order to make as much money as they can from an eventual transfer fee ludicrously disproportionate to Pogba's "abilities".

Naturally, this latest over-inflated black balloon shall burst. Mind You, it shan't burst quite as loudly and spectacularly as that of Balotelli (if only because Pogba is more mentally stable - by Negro standards, of course...) but, then again, who can even dream of rivalling "Super Mario" in the bust department, given he's rapidly becoming a byword for embarrassingly miserable failure.

At best, Pogba shall constitute a hyper-praised midfield spare wheel at a club packed with players infinitely more talented than himself and will receive the credit for everything executed by his White and / or mestizo teammates. Say, that sounds strangely familiar, doesn't it...

 

[Heretic]

Looks like Liverpool has agreed to transfer Raheem Sterling to Manchester City for $76 Million.

All that for a guy that had only 7 goals and 7 assists in 35 EPL games last year. Wow. If he were White, he would've been considered a "bust". "#BlackPriviledgeMatters"

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Finally some high-profile white players move.

Manchester United have completed the double signing of Bastian Schweinsteiger and Morgan Schneiderlin.

World Cup winner Schweinsteiger cost United around £14.5m and has signed a three-year contract at Old Trafford while Schneiderlin - who was playing League One football with Southampton six years ago - has signed a four-year deal with the option of a further 12 months.

 

[Matra2]

The winners of the above mentioned transfers are likely to be Man United and Liverpool. In the case of the latter not only do they get 69E/$76 million for an unproven player in Sterling but they also get rid of someone whose behaviour during this process indicates that he would be trouble in the future. It would seem that he's an egotist, like Balotelli, as well as disingenuous in how he deals with his team. Anyone doubt he will behave similarly with Man City in the future?

 

[ThePhilosopher]

[h=1]Ajax loan for striker Sanogo[/h]

The 22-year-old is moving to Amsterdam where he is expected to further his footballing education under manager Frank de Boer and assistant manager, and former Gunner, Dennis Bergkamp.
Sanogo joined Arsenal from Auxerre in July 2013 since when he has made a total of 20 appearances for his parent club, scoring once.

The Frenchman spent the second half of last season on loan at Crystal Palace for whom he played in 10 Premier League matcheswhere he obviously did not score

This is exactly the kind of deal which makes me wonder if everyone in a position of power is a rapid white-hating piece of vermin.How else can one explain this?Why on earth would Ajax buy this useless lump of dung,when they have one of the best Youth Academies in the World?Especially when his record is just :icon_eek:?

 

[frederic38]

i read that rooney will be manchester united's striker this season
they are one of the few clubs that got better with the transfers
also atletico madrid did well, they got another white player with savic, and sold their only black defender (miranda) who wasn't the worst part-black defender but there will be 1 non white player less, and they also sold the turk turan

they bought a black useless player (bernard mensah) and immediately loaned it to getafe
and they got filipe luiz back from chelsea
also bought ferreira carrasco from the french league (white portuguese)

 

[frederic38]

Looks like Liverpool has agreed to transfer Raheem Sterling to Manchester City for $76 Million.

All that for a guy that had only 7 goals and 7 assists in 35 EPL games last year. Wow. If he were White, he would've been considered a "bust". "#BlackPriviledgeMatters"

the media in every country was saying that real madrid paid way too much for bale, ignoring the fact that he's brittish which raises his value compared with a foreign player of the same quality
i don't hear them yet about raheem sterling's transfer
yet bale's transfer was way more logical than sterling's, when you compare both players

 

[ThePhilosopher]

also atletico madrid did well, they got another white player with savic, and sold their only black defender (miranda) who wasn't the worst part-black defender but there will be 1 non white player less, and they also sold the turk turan

they bought a black useless player (bernard mensah) and immediately loaned it to getafe
and they got filipe luiz back from chelsea
also bought ferreira carrasco from the french league (white portuguese)

Dude,you seem to have forgotten about this:

Jackson Martinez touches down in Spain following £25m move to Atletico Madrid

The Colombia striker touched down in the Spanish capital on Tuesday to join up with his new team-mates, and was mobbed by reporters and fans desperate for a glimpse of their new star man.

The shipped out the hugely successful Mandzukic to Juventus,to get a "star striker" in. :dork:

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Here comes Balotelli's heir.

[h=1]Benteke signs for Liverpool[/h]

The 24-year-old becomes manager Brendan Rodgers’ seventh signing of the summer and is Liverpool's second most expensive purchase ever:dodgy:, after they decided to meet his buy-out clause. The Reds say he has signed "a long-term contract".

 

[ThePhilosopher]

[h=1]Bayern strike deal for Vidal[/h]

Juve's general director Giuseppe Marotta this week revealed Vidal had asked to leave the club after four straight title-winning seasons.And the Chile captain will now return to the Bundesliga provided he passes a medical.
Bayern chief executive Karl Heinz Rummenigge said: "I can confirm that we have reached an agreement with both parties, Juventus and the player.What is missing is the medical and the signature of the contract,"

Bayern could start 5 blacks in a game now.Boateng,Alaba,Dante,Thiago and now this wog!:rant:

 

[frederic38]

come on, jackson martinez is their only non white player i think so far, and he's not even african or black born in europe :cheesy:

 

[ThePhilosopher]

the media in every country was saying that real madrid paid way too much for bale, ignoring the fact that he's brittish which raises his value compared with a foreign player of the same quality
i don't hear them yet about raheem sterling's transfer
yet bale's transfer was way more logical than sterling's, when you compare both players

Seriously,this is the look on my face when I am reminded that Sterling is now the most expensive English player ever - :twitch: .

 

[ThePhilosopher]

come on, jackson martinez is their only non white player i think so far, and he's not even african or black born in europe :cheesy:

But he'll be the star player now:icon_cry:.

 

[frederic38]

mandzukic wasn't really the star of the team, more like a physical type of striker
griezmann, koke, and vietto has the potential to be a star too
remember griezmann was the 3rd top scorer of the league behind ronaldo and messi


also, very funny to read that benteke is suposed to be 24 years old
it's not surprising that he was rumored to be older than he pretends to be: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-christian-benteke-needed-1434693

 

[ThePhilosopher]

remember griezmann was the 3rd top scorer of the league behind ronaldo and messi

Lol,forgot about Griezmann.Thank God for him.

also, very funny to read that benteke is suposed to be 24 years old
it's not surprising that he was rumored to be older than he pretends to be: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-christian-benteke-needed-1434693

ITs clear as day he's not 23.Lol,look at him

 

[frederic38]

A speedy attacker who can play as a striker or out wide, the 21-year-old has been compared to Cristiano Ronaldo by some observers.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/21/totte...offer-to-sign-lyon-star-clinton-njie-5305575/

:bigsmile:
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[Matra2]

Bayern strike deal for Vidal

Bayern could start 5 blacks in a game now.Boateng,Alaba,Dante,Thiago and now this wog!:rant:

IOW this year there's a chance a team other than Bayern will win the Bundesliga this year.:icon_tongue:

In fairness to him Vidal played well at the Copa America.

 

[frederic38]

AS monaco are trying to sell lacina traore: https://www.planete-asm.fr/actualite/17647-lacina-traore-incertain-sur-son-avenir.html

a player mostly known for being unstoppable in the FIFA video game career mode because he is young, tall, black,so according to the americans who make these games after watching the BPL he has to be unstoppable i guess

after leaving the russian league, he has spent 2 seasons whithout doing anything
he was loaned to everton where he barely played and scored only 1 goal, in FA cup
in france he has scored only 1 goal, a lucky deflection on a long range shot by toulalan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLhf8PQvRNE

yet he is one of the biggest wages at the club

monaco can only sell him in a foreign country because his wage is too big
turkey seems the most likely for him
monaco bought him for 10 million euros originally

 

[ThePhilosopher]

AS monaco are trying to sell lacina traore: https://www.planete-asm.fr/actualite/17647-lacina-traore-incertain-sur-son-avenir.html

a player mostly known for being unstoppable in the FIFA video game career mode because he is young, tall, black,so according to the americans who make these games after watching the BPL he has to be unstoppable i guess

after leaving the russian league, he has spent 2 seasons whithout doing anything
he was loaned to everton where he barely played and scored only 1 goal, in FA cup
in france he has scored only 1 goal, a lucky deflection on a long range shot by toulalan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLhf8PQvRNE

yet he is one of the biggest wages at the club

monaco can only sell him in a foreign country because his wage is too big
turkey seems the most likely for him
monaco bought him for 10 million euros originally

Lol,looks like Lorient got lucky getting 12m for this useless black flop then:icon_surprised::


[h=1]Villa's Ayew bid accepted[/h]

Aston Villa have had a bid of £12m accepted by Lorient for striker Jordan Ayew, according to Sky sources.

The former Marseille striker will be a direct replacement for Christian Benteke who moved to Liverpool for £32.5m earlier this week.

 

[frederic38]

these club owners are really delusional about their black players' value
after pogba, worth 100 millions +, now zenith say that witsel is worth at least 100 millions too:

http://www.rtbf.be/sport/football/d...tsel-vaudrait-100-millions-d-euros?id=8961562

they said it again today: https://www.walfoot.be/fra/news/lis/2015-07-25/mitrofanov-witsel-cest-100-millions-ou-rien

 

[Porthos]

"Super" Mario Balotelli has been offered a fresh chance in Italy by a... third division (Lega Pro) team ASD Lupa Castelli.

"Our intention is to bring our friend, Balotelli, here, a player who at this time needs to start afresh because we see that he does not want to play anymore, has fans opposing him and is no longer able to show his quality," Marco Amelia, Lupa Castelli's club president, told Sky Italia..."It will be difficult, almost impossible, but I will try anyway..."

Lupa Castelli, who are based in Lazio, play in a 5,000 capacity stadium and have won promotion twice in two seasons.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...lotelli-offered-Italy-tier-Lupa-Castelli.html

Why ruin such a nice White team with a family atmosphere:

 

[Rebajlo]

The so-called "Raheem Sterling transfer saga" must surely rank amongst the greatest farces in British football history. Consider the following: this sugarcane clown had two years of his contract with Liverpool remaining. Brendan Rodgers and his fellow Liverpool decision making lunkheads offered Sterling a contract extension worth £100,000 a week - which the greedy Negro midget promptly declined.

Sterling's refusal to sign this vastly improved deal instantly opened the great big bean can of media speculation and all of a sudden he was supposedly one of the most sought after "prospects" in world football. After all, that red-hot haul of seven Premier League goals last season (which lifted his career tally to a truly prodigious eighteen in ninety-five games - and whatever You do, don't forget that one goal in sixteen appearances for England!) speaks for itself. Haw! Haw! Doesn't it just. Anyway, the no-holds barred race for his signature was on, with Manchester City vying against..., um,..., er,..., hmmm... Yes, that's right: no other major English, Spanish, German, or Italian club showed even the slightest interest in pursuing Sterling. How baffling. Wait a minute! Barcelona and Real Madrid must obviously lack the financial muscle to outbid Manchester City. Yup, that must have been it...

Liverpool managed to rake in £44 million up front for the 20-year old Sterling (with the total transfer being worth £49 million), which is a monster sum for a virtually unproven player who has done bugger all. So, what do these Scouser masterminds do with the dosh? Do they plan strategically by carefully angling for a genuinely world-class striker now that they definitely have the money to afford one? Nope. They do the exact opposite by insanely splashing a remarkable £32.5 million of the fee received for Sterling to purchase - of all "people" - the Congolese "Belgian" Christian Benteke! Well done, dipsticks...

In other bizarre transfers, Sevilla's decision to sign Steve Nzonzi from Stoke City and Gael "Perennially On Loan" Kakuta from Chelsea was particularly unexpected, given that during the last two seasons the Andalusians have managed to win two Europa Leagues in addition to twice finishing fifth in La Liga. Strange days indeed...