2013 Tennessee Volunteers

[Jack Lambert]

Here are your white starters for the Tennessee Volunteers, who seem destined to take the mantel of Most Disgusting Team away from Florida and South Carolina this year. Expect the Vols to open the season with a paltry two (possibly 3) white starters, and an all-black line(for the third year running), one of whom, Ju’Wuan James, said that “The Vols have the best and most talented OL in the country.” With all that “talent” on the OL, it’s amazing that the Vols only won 5 games last year, and are picked to finish fourth in their own division this year. I’m going to cheer for every team in the country against Tennessee, even if they’re playing South Carolina (Connor Shaw may see WR time this year) or Florida (they have white defenders who will probably play). The few white backups to look for on the 3 deep are: WR Cody Blanc (both of the “athletes” ahead of him stand 5’8 and are around 175-180 pounds), TE Justin Meredith, LT Kyler Kerbyson, C Mack Crowder, RG Dylan Wiesman, RT Alan Posey, DTs Daniel Hood and Danny O’Brien, MLB Christian Harris, and WLB Channing Fugate. The Vols have a remarkable track record of screwing over any white players that aren’t QBs or OL, as evidenced by the fact that nearly all of the white skill/defensive players were very promising coming out of high school, and now won’t play with Tennessee’s anti-white system in place. Some examples include the underused WR Zach Rogers, former RB Channing Fugate, who’s never really played in Knoxville, DT Daniel Hood, and probably WR Cody Blanc. Since 2005, the Vols have started 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 4, and 2 whites. This team sucks, and they suck at football too.

Offense
QB- Justin Worley or Nathan Peterman
WR- Cody Blanc
TE- Brendan Downs

Defense
NT- Daniel Hood

 

[celticdb15]

This team is disgusting and they have been for a very long time. Here's to them giving up the most sacks this year

 

[Vanilla_Sky]

Hey Jack, do you know what happened with Jacob Carter? He's the walk-on WR and he's listed as a starter on the scout CFN preview so I was just wondering.

 

[Jack Lambert]

Hey Jack, do you know what happened with Jacob Carter? He's the walk-on WR and he's listed as a starter on the scout CFN preview so I was just wondering.

My bad, Vanilla! I thought he was just another black guy, so I didn't look him up. Also, Phil Steele had him 3rd on his WR depth chart, so those two things factoring together, I missed him. I'll list him now; thanks man. With a highly recruited, quick twitch, amazing athlete Jason Croom right on the depth chart behind him, I wonder how much of a chance Carter will actually get. The DWFs of Tennessee will be rooting for Carter to be replaced from Day 1. I hope he proves them wrong, and runs away with the job.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

My bad, Vanilla! I thought he was just another black guy, so I didn't look him up. Also, Phil Steele had him 3rd on his WR depth chart, so those two things factoring together, I missed him. I'll list him now; thanks man. With a highly recruited, quick twitch, amazing athlete Jason Croom right on the depth chart behind him, I wonder how much of a chance Carter will actually get. The DWFs of Tennessee will be rooting for Carter to be replaced from Day 1. I hope he proves them wrong, and runs away with the job.

He may not play for a few years but speedy wr Josh Smith might see the field.

 

[referendum]

Tennessee's official depth chart came out yesterday and it has Cody Blanc starting at one of the three wide out positions and Daniel Hood starting as nose tackle. I'm wondering if both have only a weak hold on their positions, but still its pretty amazing if this hold up.

 

[Jack Lambert]

Tennessee's official depth chart came out yesterday and it has Cody Blanc starting at one of the three wide out positions and Daniel Hood starting as nose tackle. I'm wondering if both have only a weak hold on their positions, but still its pretty amazing if this hold up.

Thanks, referendum! I'll add Blanc and Hood right now! Definitely some battles to watch on the Vols.

 

[Vanilla_Sky]

I don't understand this team at all. First, it seems that Carter was all but guaranteed a starting spot, now he's not even on the depth chart. Then Cody Blanc was listed, but now he's mysteriously gone as well. Josh Smith is listed as a starter on their latest chart, but is battling for this position. It's like there can only be one receiver starting, no matter how talented the rest are. At any rate, the starter remain the same as in the first post, but with Smith replacing Blanc.