2006 Stanford Cardinal

[Colonel_Reb]

Here are the projected white starters for 2006. Quite an improvement over last year. If it just wasn't such a liberal school!

Offense
QB-Trent Edwards
FB-Nick Frank
WR-Kelton Lynn
WR-Evan Moore-In some sets he's the starter
TE-Patrick Danahay
T-Jeff Edwards
G-Alex Fletcher
C-Tim Mattran
G-Josiah Vinson
T-Ben Muth-In a fight for the position

Defense
CB-Nick Sanchez
OLB-Clinton Snyder
OLB-Mike Silva
DT-Matt Kopa

 

[Gary]

I'll be cheering for Stanford this year!!

 

[whiteCB]

Trent Edwards will be this year's Jay Cutler, believe me. Also I can't wait to see Sanchez shut down USC's Dwayne Jarrett similar to Eric Weddle shuttin down that over hyped Calvin Johnson.

 

[sunshine]

Also a walk on WR Charlie Hazlehurst who has 4.3-4.4 speed.

 

[Jimmy Chitwood]

i have been disappointed by Evan Moore's production...when i saw him play a couple of years ago, he looked like he was going to set the world on fire. did he get hurt or what?

and why does a guy with 4.3-4.4 speed have to be a walk-on? that has got to be an interesting story...Edited by: Jimmy Chitwood

 

[robcat]

and why does a guy with 4.3-4.4 speed have to be a walk-on? that has got to be an interesting story...

It's obvious why he was a walkon, because he has none of the following:
1. fast-twitch muscles
2. sufficient hip flexibility
3. top end speed
4. big play ability
5. the ability to get off the linne quickly
6. natural superior athleticsm
7. superior tribal celebrations after connsumating a touchdown

These mostly subjective and unquantifiable criteria are found solely among Americanus Africanoidus. Amazingly many white football players have identical and sometimes superior physical measurables to Americanus Africanoidus, but every single one somehow lacks the seven requirements listed above to be a successful receiver in the National Football league, thus it is pointless and racist to offer a scholarship to any white football player to play receiver, running back, and defensive back thereby denying one to a much more worthy Americanus Africanoidus.

 

[Jimmy Chitwood]

excellent post robcat!

that was hilarious!

 

[Colonel_Reb]

Toby Gerhart had 9 carries for 40 yards to lead Stanford and 4 catches for 30 yards. Keep it up Toby!

 

[Jimmy Chitwood]

did anyone actually get to watch this game? what has happened to Evan Moore? he's not been a factor at all this year.

also is their best corner, Nick "Dirty" Sanchez healthy yet? they've been missing him badly...

 

[StaleyWasScrewd]

I actually had the chance to watch this game. Evan Moore got hurt early and barely played. Sanchez played, but since Navy barely passes, he wasn't much of a factor. It's actually impressive Gerhart got as many yards as he did, considering Stanford was down early, which took away the running game.

A couple of notes on this game: Starting Stanford black WR Richard Sherman was benched for most of the game, replaced with a white walk-on, Kelton Lynn. Apparently, the coaches were angry at Sherman's "lack of discipline" and benched him.

Also, Bill Walsh was the color commentator on Fox Sports Net. When Gerhart made a big run, Walsh said that he "wasn't going to outrun anyone," but that he had good size and a good head for the game.

Yeah, Bill. A guy who runs a 4.48 40's not going to outrun anyone. Dumbass.

 

[Skipperron]

unfortunately, when sportscasters say dumb things the average fan doesn't know how fast the white receiver actually is and so they believe what is said. Oh he is slow. Well I guess since the announcer said it, it must be so.