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  1. Phall

    March Madness 2026

    Backup guard Dylan Darling finds himself on the floor for some reason at the end of the St. Johns / Kansas game. He's the only white player that's been on the court for some time now... foul trouble to the starters? He decides to end the game himself.
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    March Madness 2026

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    March Madness 2026

    4 seed Nebraska's win was closer than it needed to be over 5 seed Vandy. Substitute Braden Frager (a true freshman, and you can guess how low his high school recruiting ranking was) finished strong. Vanderbilt almost won it for the bad guys at the buzzer: A great Madness set of moments!
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    March Madness 2026

    This afternoon, the studio brought in Oz "The Mentalist" Pearlman to do some fake mind-reading stunts. I thought it was funny that the blacks all hooted and howled - there's a trope that blacks freak out over magic tricks. Barkley and company were all too happy to do the minstrel show for the...
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    March Madness 2026

    We're all familiar with African-Americans, but who's ever heard of an Indian-Canadian? (Too many Canadians, I'd bet) St. Louis sophomore Ishan Sharma scored 8 points off the bench today against Michigan (he transferred from Virginia this offseason). His parents moved to Toronto in search of...
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    March Madness 2026

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    March Madness 2026

    I went easy in my writeup of Alabama this year. While coach Nate Oats insists on an all-black roster composition, at least this year's Crimson Tide went four months without any felony arrests. They are known to feature literal murderers, after all. Well, that changed this week as second-leading...
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    March Madness 2026

    Lithuanian center Matas Vokietaitis powered Texas into the next round with a 23-16 performance, plus this key block late:
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    March Madness 2026

    I didn't realize this was Nebraska's first ever tournament win.
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    March Madness 2026

    Wisconsin's black guards took 40 out of 65 team shots. Their last two possessions were isolation calls where the black guy puts his head down and drives with no plan - one blocked shot and one ugly missed layup.
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    March Madness 2026

    Quiet game relatively for Peter Suder, who was named by ESPN as the 50th best player in the tournament (awful ratings overall). I hope he's saving up some extra juice for the Friday showdown against Tennessee! Best games tomorrow featuring the most white players: Troy vs Nebraska at 12:40pm...
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    March Madness 2026

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    March Madness 2026

    Thank you for correcting me! I'm quite sure I looked right past him due to his parents having spelled his first name incorrectly. I didn't watch any UConn games this year - Mullins seems like a stud that they lean on pretty heavily. I will amend my write-up! Edit: it's as if my oversight never...
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    March Madness 2026

    @Freethinker @Snow Plow you fellows are very kind to me. The opening threads preclude me from too much creativity, but I wanted to pop in Penn's TJ Power's performance in the Ivy League championship game. 44 points in the overtime win including this buzzer-beater: Sometimes, one guy wills...
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    March Madness 2026

    West Regional 1 Arizona Tommy Lloyd spent most of his career as Mark Few’s assistant at Gonzaga. Presently, he earns double Few’s salary, coaching the Wildcats to top seeds regularly. I think about this sometimes. Lithuanian center Motiejus Krivas averages 10.5 points, 8.1 rebounds, and 1.8...
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    March Madness 2026

    South Regional 1 Florida The Gators are another high-seeded CF rooting interest. Their two best players are potential first round picks: forwards Thomas Haugh and Alex Condon. The 8-man rotation features two more whites off the bench: Slovenian forward Urban Klavzar and backup center Micah...
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    March Madness 2026

    Midwest Regional 1 Michigan The Wolverines one player of note in Defensive Player of the Year Aday Mara, a 7’3 Spanish unicorn near the top of the nation in blocked shots. Sort of a poor man’s Chet Holmgren at this point in his career. While Mara has had dominant games, there are two other...
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    March Madness 2026

    East Regional 1 Duke The Blue Devils use only one white player, freshman swingman Nikolas Khamenia. He was a borderline five-star recruit but is just the 7th man on this team. Cameron Boozer is probably the number one pick this year; another generation or two of mating with white women, and...
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    March Madness 2026

    I'm not a very good poster on this forum. One thing I can reliably do most years is give a total breakdown of the March Madness teams. I'm going to again try my best to finish miniature write-ups before the tournament starts. Keep chattering all you want. I have place-holders for each of the...
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    2025-'26 NBA Season

    The difference with this Lakers team is that it has two legitimate white "stars," which is to say, two players you might consider paying to see play (or at least watching commercials during timeouts in between their play for a bit). Regardless of the papership citizenship of Matas Buzelis and...
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    UFC Fight Night: Strickland Vs. Hernandez

    This was funny, at least a month old. Sean brought Kyle Rittenhouse into his training gym. It wouldn't be a good clip unless a house negro threw a little fit. Kyle puffed up a lot after his ordeal, which is understandable. Apparently has been doing some training, which is commendable. He looks...
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    UFC Fight Night: Strickland Vs. Hernandez

    I hadn't seen the whole 20 minute press conference - Strickland laces in a rather monotone racial consciousness that is welcome amidst all the "common sense" conservative takes against trannies and feminism. I'm still disappointed that he caved and disavowed Bryce Mitchell last year.
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    UFC Fight Night: Strickland Vs. Hernandez

    Sean Strickland has been playing his role to make the fight interesting. While being 100% correct, there's again that recurring theme of how these guys can't speak without degrading themselves through crass, uncouth, alienating profanities. Jason Whitlock panders to us straight white men by...
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    College Football News

    I offer a dissenting opinion! In Utah, "first degree rape" is any "non-consensual sex." At BYU, any pre-marital sex could theoretically get you booted from school, although I imagine this is getting less serious by the day. There are still plenty of serious Mormon families who don't depart...
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    The Epstein Files

    I appreciated this twitter post summary from internet ally Second City Bureaucrat. The replies are thoughtful also and perhaps worth reviewing. Unlike many of the current crop of engagement farmers, SCB has been around since before 2016 - I can't recall him doing podcast interviews (correct if...
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