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    2026 Winter Olympics

    What the hell is going on with the Norwegian biathlon team? The gold medal winner, Johan-Olav Botn, dedicated his win to his late teammate and training partner, Sivert Guttorm Bakken. Botn discovered Bakken's dead body in Bakken's Italian hotel room when he went to pick him up for practice...
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    Athlete Crime Thread

    The full report is out; this boy is going to prison. Seems like he's lucky to not have been ICE'd up.
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    Super Bowl LX

    I would've given the Super Bowl MVP to the quarterback. In a game without many outstanding stats, Darnold "managed the game" with no turnovers and just one sack taken. Just a little nitpick. Glad to see Kupp and Barner at the top of the receiving box score. Barner spent four years at Indiana...
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    Not So Serious "Happy Hour"

    an old classic from the exceptionally-degenerate Artie Lange:
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    2025-'26 NBA Season

    The Jazz traded three black bums and three future first round picks for an erstwhile good black player (Jaren Jackson Jr.) and two white rotation players (center Jock Landale and guard John Konchar). Utah seems to be building around Lauri Markkanen rather than waiting around to dump him in a...
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    2025-'26 NBA Season

    Seems like this was one of the best games of the NBA regular season so far. Knueppel tipped a Cooper Flagg pass to create a turnover in the last minute that decided the game. Both these guys are stuck on lousy black-centric teams (Charlotte seems to have put fellow white American rookie center...
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    NFL News, Rumors and Musings

    I'm pretty sure this is the real Ryan Leaf weighing in on the Belichick matter. Pretty funny - he's making money by engagement-farming from DWFs yelling at him in his comments (engagement-bait). He obviously doesn't have a vote, but I shouldn't explain the joke. *maybe he's not even making...
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    NFL News, Rumors and Musings

    The Belichick "snub" for the first ballot of his HoF eligibility is ludicrous and petty. The voters who went against him should be stripped from their rights, as they are clearly non-serious actors following out political and personal grudges, all the way down to resenting his current...
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    Mac McClung

    Mac announced that he won't be participating in this year's dunk contest to grow his unprecedented record of three titles, all consecutive. He'll likely hold this distinction forever, as the dunk contest was already likely to go defunct before he injected it with energy and following. The NBA...
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    We Are Living In A Cartoon

    Lol, it's cool that she wore a bandaid on her face for the big stage. It's the one part of her body that isn't covered, but it reminds us that she's been a victim of VIOLENCE. Show us your clit! The retard stooges that we are meant to believe command the popular vote of Minnesota residents were...
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    We Are Living In A Cartoon

    I don't even care to know the context of why this character was put in front of a podium. Is it AI? How does she come to talk like a Valley Girl having grown up (allegedly) in Minnesota? Not even the characters on TV shows speak with her affectations, so where did she learn this? I don't think...
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    UFC 324: Gaethje Vs. Pimblett

    Very good main event, I mirror the opinion of @Ambrose regarding the women fights. Funny story: a cute-ish 20-something girl came to the grappling gym this week; I heard her say "Hi! I'm here for the free trial of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!" She was wearing a full-body leotard with the back cut out...
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    College Hoops Season 2025-26

    The Miami (of Ohio) RedHawks entered the AP Poll at #25 with a colossal 19-0 record to start their season (20-0 right now). I took a peek at their secret sauce. Their star is 6'8 redshirt sophomore wing Brant Byers, who at 15 ppg on 43% 3PM% will surely take a few million bucks to up-transfer...
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    Transfer Portal News

    Oklahoma seems to have had one of the top hauls for a top 25 program. New TE coach Jason Witten will be working with Florida transfer Hayden Hansen, Colorado State transfer Rocky Beers, and Tennessee transfer Jack Van Dorselaer. QB John Mateer returns and will throw to Texas WR transfer Parker...
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    Transfer Portal News

    Not sure that's official, but he's in the portal. One of the unintended consequences of unlimited portal plus NIL is that "quarterback competitions" are basically dead in the water. Indiana already paid for TCU transfer Josh Hoover, who has an established record and surely commanded a...
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    2025 Miami Dolphins

    Hafley's teams featured 7, 5, 6 and 8 white starters during his four seasons according to Leonardfan's four writeups. All of those on their own would have been historic lows for the program. The next two seasons dropped even lower, presumably as Hafley's recruits got older.
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    Transfer Portal News

    I'm really glad that Whittingham picked up another white defender. Next year's team still only has one white starter (DE John Henry Daley) and one white backup (DT Manuel Biegel). Staehling was a team captain and has a productive year under his belt, which gives him a leg up on the younger black...
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    Not So Serious "Happy Hour"

    This is a 5-minute skit, so you have to be patient (in case you grow restless after one minute)
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    Transfer Portal News

    Great pickup for Whittingham. I love that the graphic the team put out calls him a wide receiver. He was recruited as a tight end but apparently only lined up "in-line" five times this past season. Colorado State QB Brayden Fowler-Nicolosi also joins the Wolverines as their backup. Hopefully he...
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    Transfer Portal News

    This hasn't been mentioned yet here and doesn't really deserve its own thread. Washington's dreadlocked midget black quarterback-black negotiated a new "top of the market" contract raise for himself after a prolific 5-4 conference season in the Big Ten. Two or three days after signing, Demond Wiliams...
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    2025 Miami Dolphins

    Dolphins owner Stephen Ross fires DEI head coach Mike McDaniel after four seasons. I just wanted to make the joke that they couldn't fire him on Black Monday; they had to wait until White Thursday :cunaooooo: On the one hand, McDaniel was always tethered to Tua as his starting quarterback...
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    Transfer Portal News

    Michigan QB Davis Warren to Stanford as a grad transfer. He missed this past year with an ACL tear, previously led Michigan's 2024 musical chairs committee as an erstwhile starter and has a win over Ohio State to his record. Could end up as a decent ACC starter or an unused backup, who knows!
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    Chet Holmgren strong favorite for NBA Defensive Player of the Year

    Glad you mentioned Gillespie, as I was thinking of tacking him onto my list. Tons of collegiate accolades, but like Reaves, his NBA racial apprenticeship started with going undrafted (along with missing a year to injury). He's now a starting point guard, averaging 14-4-5 on a Suns team that's...
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    Transfer Portal News

    A rough loss for the Wolverines. Jimmy Rolder is a coin-flip to go pro, Utah DE John Henry Daley is in the portal but hasn't announced a Michigan visit yet. At the moment, there are zero white starters locked in on Whittingham's first defense. The team coughed up the profligate amount needed to...
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    Chet Holmgren strong favorite for NBA Defensive Player of the Year

    It's inadvertently now a more interesting conversation topic. Who are the best white players in the league? Jokic and Doncic are pretty clearly in their own class. I'd also put Austin Reaves as the top player in the tier below them. Ask this another way: in a very black league, is there a...
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