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In more real soccer news, Lazio has fired its eagle-handler and is preparing to sue him. The Italian club has historically enjoyed a far-right nationalist fan base, so management is particularly image-conscious. The team mascot is an eagle, and they employ a professional eagle handler to have...

Barcelona clobbered Real Madrid last weekend in the Spanish Supercopa, 5-2. This is a glorified exhibition tournament now held in Saudi Arabia between four of Spain's top clubs, but the occasion still obliges a first-team roster. Real Madrid started a shockingly odious 8 black players out of 11...

The Rams got the memo from Roger Goodell that due to the emergence of Ladd McConkey, there is no longer a vacancy for "2025 white wide receiver." Like the the fate of the Highlanders, there can be only one! The Rams are just planning ahead for what they'll have to work with next season. Thielen...

I'm with Whitlock! I don't know if I could contain my sexual urges around those BIG CANS and PEANUT BUTTER SKIN :sisi1

Going down this rabbit hole, I found an article about how much money Beck is actually making, allegedly. It's not transparent really and comes off like a press release from his agency (who wants to sign other clients, so would be motivated to embellish and round up). But it does clarify that...

Finally something for Kupp as he bails out a terrible throw from Stafford. He's surely incurring someone's petty wrath right now with zero first-half targets and fullback duty.

He's been banging one of the hot twins that plays women's basketball at Miami. I'm assuming/inferring that they have the same NIL agency and that he had a contract drawn up before putting his name in the transfer portal. Because Beck had declared for the draft, it apparently isn't considered...

Yeah, great game-winning play by Sawyer for sure. With regard to the concept of "Caste Football," his strip-sack and 70+ yard return will surely be an immortal highlight in all the hype montages for the next 30 years. The sumo RT looked incompetent - can't judge a guy off one play while being...

Taafe (former walk-on DB for Texas) screaming post-game: No commentary from me, just a bit of footage. As a white DB and a bit of a "late bloomer," he's not likely to have a long NFL career despite playing very well as a starter for a top-contending team full of elite athletes.

The guy sounds completely insane. If the report is anywhere near accurate, how did no one from the Bengals brass sniff this out to stay away? He kicks in the door at his 19 yr old gf's apartment (based, tbh) and then pulls a steak knife out of her dishwasher and holds it up to his neck..... I...

There's a tremendous joke here, but I'm not ready to make it. Placeholder here, it will be a doozy if it hits

As a lifelong half-hearted Lions fan, a full-throated CF fan, and also an aristocrat who is above sport, I'm very glad that the Lions are the top conference dogs. Head coach Dan Campbell seems to be one of these wonderful 1/100 personalities that clicks at the right level for a pro football...

Epic night for Hendrickson! I like the Bengals more than the Steelers, but I also like the Broncos more than the Bengals (because they have a white CB). Personally, I harbor this irrational grudge over Charlie Jones ("Chuck Sizzle") never getting any real look as a possible professional...

Is that some victory? He's a former 1st team all-stater from Washington in high school but joined his local state school as a walk-on. He never really contended for playing time, and while I'm sure he worked hard during football practices, football probably wasn't really ever a longterm goal...

Former four-star DT prospect Owen Wafle is transferring out of Michigan after redshirting as a freshman.

Jimmy Butler is a very dedicated and hard-working player. He's also extremely talented and has found a "will to win" during quite a few playoff games and series. He's never been a shoe-in for all-star games like plenty of his equally-recognizable peers. He's also got some sort of rot in his...

Kind of related... anyone else remember when the NFL hosted a "Veterans Combine" back in 2015? They apparently turned down thousands of applicants but couldn't get interest in any of the players who they eventually screened through due to their lackluster measurements (despite old CF favorite...

Incredible stat-line for Skattebo. Realistically, ASU had pretty long odds as a team (75-1 betting line), so it's a big plus that the best running back in the country went out with an exclamation point on his biggest stage yet.

Not actually a white boy, just a fat white mom. Can't tell exactly what the father is since momma has multiple baby-daddies. https://www.whisperingpinesnorth.com/obituary/Myron-NeadeauIII

Iowa is playing redshirt freshman Zach Lutmer at safety alongside veteran Quinn Schulte. Hard to tell the snap count totals on the fly, but five additional white defenders have tackles logged so far (Max Llewellyn, Aaron Graves, Karson Sharar, Jaxon Rexroth, and Landyn Van Kekerix).

He was one of the best players in college football as an 18-yr old freshman. He joined a powerhouse and outclassed the top SEC talent every week. There was a crappy bit of "AI" software that calculated the top recorded speeds of players every week. Obviously, the straight-line dashes are gonna...

This seems surreal, but we are breaking new ground every year in many different ways. I still remember when Mike Tomlin (and Ben Roethlisberger) force-fed Antonio Brown screen-passes during a competitive game so he could break the NFL receptions record. Wow, what a great way to establish a...

So glad for Ladd! I salute the white powers of Brock Bowers! But has my football interest dried? I cannot even recall the pride behind the team that picked Trey McBride despite his draft slide. Lol, I looked him up, he's the dump-off for Kyler M. One of the best ever to do it!