Josh Hokit: American icon, role model, hero

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What if I told you that there is a heavyweight fighter in the UFC who wears fake Ray-Bans, an "Americana" beanie, and traipses around in a cape before and after his fights? You would call me a dumbass. What if I rebuked you and showed you proof?

Here we come by Josh Hokit.


Let's open a thread up for a very entertaining and elite athlete!
 
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Demure. Deferential. Debonnaire.

Observe this timeless gentlemanliness as Mr. Hokit honors the scantily-clad women: they understand that their opinions, nay, their very SOULS are important to him!



When Josh spoke aloud the Wisdom Text from old times, "Don't pull my noodle, toy poodle! I'm gonna toast him like a Toaster Strudel!" I felt the enlightenment of generational soothsayers pass through my body.
 
lol he is a character that’s for sure! Finally something interesting going on at Heavyweight.
 
The guy seems totally unhinged and possibly punch drunk already. Has he actually backed up his trash-talk with wins against these non-Whites?
 
Freethinker said:
The guy seems totally unhinged and possibly punch drunk already. Has he actually backed up his trash-talk with wins against these non-Whites?
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He out-boxed a "perennial Top 5" heavyweight in Curtis Blaydes last month. The fight got a lot of positive press for being non-stop action, and I believe Hokit won both bonuses for "fight of the night" and "win of the night." His record is now 9-0 overall.

Afterward, he was immediately added to the White House card on a short two-month notice.



On top of being the starting running back for Fresno State, Hokit was also an NCAA All-American wrestler. After going undrafted, the NFL "converted him" to a fullback/tight end, and he bounced around on a couple of practice squads before taking up MMA.

It's not a very deep insight to say that Hokit's size creates a ceiling. He weighed 233 lbs in a class that goes up to 265 lbs, and he'll be dwarfed by the guys who have to cut to hit that mark. That said, he just beat up a black muscleman with 30 lbs on him.
 
Phall said:
He out-boxed a "perennial Top 5" heavyweight in Curtis Blaydes last month. The fight got a lot of positive press for being non-stop action, and I believe Hokit won both bonuses for "fight of the night" and "win of the night." His record is now 9-0 overall.

Afterward, he was immediately added to the White House card on a short two-month notice.



On top of being the starting running back for Fresno State, Hokit was also an NCAA All-American wrestler. After going undrafted, the NFL "converted him" to a fullback/tight end, and he bounced around on a couple of practice squads before taking up MMA.

It's not a very deep insight to say that Hokit's size creates a ceiling. He weighed 233 lbs in a class that goes up to 265 lbs, and he'll be dwarfed by the guys who have to cut to hit that mark. That said, he just beat up a black muscleman with 30 lbs on him.
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Ok! Thanks for that. Glad to see he can back it up. That was a crazy fight.
 
Bo Nickal beat Josh Hokit very cleanly in 2019 NCAA Wrestling at 197.



Sometimes, there is a line in the sand that you recognize and step over.

I found some internet nerds declaring that Hokit must cut back down to 184, and then avenge his loss in collegiate wrestling against Bo Nickal, to claim some ability to boast.

Josh Hokit's cry to Ulberg, Jiri, and the midget Topuria: "Come up to a REAL weight class!"

Hokit is fighting "the black Pillsbury Doughboy" Derrick White on the White House card. He should shoot his leg immediatley and be done with it. I hope he doesn't mess up this fun racket for us whites!

But if he does miss, I'll back him all the other next times!
 
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