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    2026 Michigan Wolverines

    2026 Michigan Wolverines Since 2005, Michigan has started 8, 7, 8, 9, 8, 9, 9, 8, 12, 11, 10, 10, 8, 7, 6, 5, 7, 5, 8, 7, and 6 white players. They return to 8 this year. So, did anything interesting happen this offseason? The Wolverines will be led by their first Mormon-American coach, Kyle...
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    2026 College Football Week 1

    From what I recall, Nebraska's past success in the 90s was a house of cards built on some outdated NCAA rules. The state of California required athletes to post both a minimum GPA (basically a D-) and a baseline ACT score (basically signing your name). If you couldn't do both, you weren't...
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    2026 College Football Week 1

    Holy cow, they might have to disband the program. 30 point favorites at home against a team with a 16 game losing streak, lose by 16. The turnovers were awful but the defense got gashed, too. A team of fist-pumping meatheads with blowouts from the Jersey Shore would not have such problems...
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    2026 Oklahoma Sooners

    Since 2006, Oklahoma has started 3, 5, 6, 7, 5, 6, 4, 3,3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 3, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, and 5 whites. In 2026, they will start 6. Head coach Brent Venables, former white-friendly DC at Clemson, enters his fifth season with the Sooners. He hasn’t found championship glory at Oklahoma and...
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    2026 Michigan State Spartans

    Since 2005, the Spartans have had 7, 5, 7, 10, 10, 10, 12, 8, 9, 8, 8, 10, 11, 11, 10, 11, 11, 7, 4, 5, and 8 white starters. In 2026, they start 7. Pat Fitzgerald returns from #metoo purgatory to the Big Ten sidelines. The Spartans have been pretty lousy lately and will be hoping for a...
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    2026 Illinois Fighting Illini

    Since 2006, Illinois has started 11, 8, 5, 4, 4, 6, 8, 10, 8, 10, 10, 6, 5, 6, 8, 5, 4, 6, and 7 white athletes. They project to start 10 in 2026 (pus some significant rotation). Bret Bielema has quietly become one of the Big Ten’s (and by extension, the P4’s) most white-friendly coaches, at...
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    2026 UCLA Bruins

    Between 2005 and 2012, UCLA started 7, 7, 9, 10, 8, 4, 8, and 9 white players. No write-ups were done between 2013 and 2015. Between 2016-2019 they started 6, 8, 3, and 4. (2020 season was cancelled). Since 2021, they've started 7, 4, 9, 6, and 3. In 2026, they’ll start 3 again. UCLA made a...
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    2026 Ohio State Buckeyes

    Since 2005, Ohio State has started 12, 11, 11, 10, 10, 12, 12, 8, 4, 6, 6, 3, 3, 5, 6, 3, 5, 6, 5, and 6 white players (no writeup in 2013). In 2026, the Buckeyes are projected to start a whopping 9. Quarterback Julian Sayin won the starting job last year in a supposed coin-flip against...
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    2026 Oregon Ducks

    Since 2007, Oregon has started 6, 9, 10, 10, 9, 9, 5, 8, 8, 6, 7, 7, 9, 4, 4, 7, 4, 3, and 3 white starters. The Ducks will start 2 in 2026. Oregon seems to be on an upward trajectory as a program in the NIL era, as its “Nike money” is formally allowed to buy its roster now. They purchased...
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    2026 UTEP Miners

    Since 2007, the Miners have started 10, 9, 5, 5, 4, 2, 3, 8, 5, 5, 3, 1, 0, 5, 4, 4, 4, 2, and 4 whites. In 2026, they are projected to start 3. The Miners are a basement-dwelling team in Conference USA Mountain West. They were last bowl-eligible in 2021. There really isn’t much to write...
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    2026 LSU Tigers

    Lane Kiffin seems determined to be a villain. He's trying to sign back from the NFL two different pro cuts from late August. (What happens to his roster players?) His hot blonde daughter has been banging one of the Weeks brothers for a couple years now and making TikTok sponsored videos with...
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    2026 Texas Tech Red Raiders

    Is this now a villain team, or the best team the money was buying otherwise? I can root a little bit for the backup quarterback.
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    2026 College Football Previews

    The spirit of college football is dead! But the spirit of @Phall l moves on. I'll deliver. Thanks @Leonardfan
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    Mormon athletes

    Why are Mormons so over-represented amongst whites in elite athletics (at least in football). Especially amongst the football crowd. I would say they are probably "Frisian" by race and get to train by themselves. Then, they often get to train by themselves under the guise of a couple years off...
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    2026 USC Trojans

    Let's go, Wafle family!
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