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After FIFA revoked Folarin Balogun's red card, it has released a new guide explaining its system of cards. We will now go over what each card means. If you get a silver card ⬛ you will receive a FIFA trophy of yourself kicking the ball and a new Honda Civic. If you get a white card ⬛ (also...

One of England's top test tube freaks went on a savage tear in the first half. I'm sure the Mexican players sustained some niggling injuries with those English defenders nagging them all evening. I'm glad the ref didn't renege on that red card. England did not need a boon in the end, as Harry...

Que pasó, negrito? I guess Allah did not will it :cunaooooo:

I thought Argentina looked very poor for stretches, especially coming out of half time. They had two poor clearance attempts that gave away the ball in the center of the field less than 30 yards out. I would've gotten yanked for that in high school. Their defenders couldn't really pass forward...

Wafle seemed like a solid, underrated prospect out of high school. It's hard to play early on a Big Ten d-line. Looks like Duke had more snaps to offer than Michigan and Penn State (his previous two teams). He's probably a little small for the NFL interior at 6'2 295 lbs but has a few years now...

This wasn't mentioned specifically: Little Bronny James had a partially-guaranteed contract this offseason. The Lakers promised him $1.3 million and had until Monday night to waive him or guarantee an extra million on top of that for the upcoming season. They didn't waive him, so he is...

The individuals within the sports media monolith always pause to get their opinions from up on high. By yesterday evening, they decided that the Lakers had overpaid for Kessler. In fact, by doing exactly what Luka Doncic requested (acquiring a lob threat center and rim protector), they were...

I've seen Mr. Smiff floated as a potential "everyman" presidential candidate for the Dems to pull in male Ashkenazi Jews and sub 95 IQ whites. It's a real video, as it's posted on his official Twitter page and hosted on his Youtube account. Anyway, NBA teams that have stumbled into a core of...

Billy Edwards is a pretty good quarterback with a high floor. This is his sixth season and fourth team after a redshirt and medical greyshirt. I wouldn't be surprised if he sticks around on an NFL practice squad, although there's little chance he'll be drafted. If Belichick's girlfriend is...

Wow, officially bandwagon time! Kessler was hurt last year but was approaching all-star consideration the year prior. Reaves should have gotten the nod last year. Doncic is a top 5 player at worst. This guy was really impressive during his senior year at Seton Hall. The Georgian has finished...

France vs. Sweden, on now!

Definitely Argentina. Croatia is all-white but hasn't looked good enough to go much further. Bosnia & Herzegovina would also count if you don't mind the many Bosniak Muslims in their squad - that they're whiter and more sympathetic than the USA goes without saying. Spain features "only" two...

"Germany had another shocking World Cup and fully deserved to lose to Paraguay tonight.It's sad to see the decline of the German national team. Their World Cup winning side that demolished Brazil 7-1 in 2014 was the culmination of a long national project to establish German dominance, and that...