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    2026 Penn State Nittany Lions

    Looking forward to when the white defenders start trickling onto the field. Six starters doesn't seem very high, but consider how few teams this season will feature a white quarterback, running back, wide receiver, and tight end combo.
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    2026 Alabama Crimson Tide

    Since approximately 2007, Alabama has started 4 , 3, 8, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 6, 4, 2, 3, 1, 1, 1, and 5 white players. I count 3 this season. Ty Simpson stuck around three seasons before starting his senior year, then parlayed that into a first round NFL selection. Now that he’s gone, coach Kalen...
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    2026 USC Trojans

    Immediately after posting, I read that Killian O'Connor is out for the season. Unless Treter kicks up, this total goes back down to 3.
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    2026 USC Trojans

    Since 2006, USC has started 8, 6, 7, 5, 6, 6, 3, 5, 4, 6, 6, 5, 6, 3, 4, 4, 6, 8, 3, and 2 starters. In 2026, they project to start 4. Despite a big program budget, Lincoln Riley’s teams haven’t really won any games they weren’t supposed to. His worst season over five years at Oklahoma was...
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    2026 Wisconsin Badgers

    Hey, it's Wisconsin's blackest team ever! I'm amazed that statements like this simply don't occur to the typical fan.
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    2026 Akron Zips

    I guess I would call for the quarterback to throw to the tight end! Joe Moorhead looks like a stock image for "DWF."
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    2026 Texas Tech Red Raiders

    Nine starters is impressive for "the best team money can buy." Trick and Romaine are the new arrivals from the portal. Trick had 8.5 sacks, 12.5 TFL last season for Miami (OH). Kind of funny to think of a school in Texas recruiting a white guy from Dayton as their speed rusher.
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    2026 Maryland Terrapins

    Since 2005, Maryland has started 4, 5, 5, 4, 4, 10, 8, 9, 8, 6, 7, 3, 4, 5, 3, 1, 1, 0, 2, and 1 white players (excluding 2015 where there was no write-up). In 2026, they are projected to start 1 yet again. Maryland is always a notoriously short write-up. Black head coach Mike Locksley enters...
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    Soccer 2026

    I don't have a hot take on that choice other than to remark that these Jews sure have a funny way of landing at the helm of almost every American sports league. What are they up to? I also don't have a hot take on this, apart from the reminder that the second game of the group stage had the...
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    Taysom Hill

    I totally missed this last year: It's easy to shake my head and think that Hill should have averaged 5K yards per season. Lots of teams would not have ever let him get close to this, though:
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    Soccer 2026

    The World Cup is over. Global soccer goes on; time for a new thread. Real Madrid is set to break some record fee for a new star African, "Yan Diomande" whose playing rights are currently owned by Red Bull Leipzig (part of the Red Bull energy drink group conglomerate, duh). I applaud this guy...
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    Positive Messages

    Good pro wrestling 101 lesson. Applies to the rest of us in the rest of life!
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    Miscellaneous Mixed Martial Arts News

    Big Ank seemed in total control. Fair play to Guskov for stepping up early - he was set to fight Blachowicz next week. Jan was apparently the first choice replacement but couldn't cut weight in time. I hate to call fights "boring" because I'd prefer watching great wrestling to subpar boxing...
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    Athlete Crime Thread

    I'd never heard this whole story... somehow, it is even dumber than I would've imagined it.
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