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I heard he's a Mormon

@Leonardfan Thanks for your usual supreme quality in yet another preview. Iowa can definitely win at Michigan if the defense plays OK. But you can't win a game without any points - Hank Brown is going to have to test a very good Wolverines defense. Heat-seaking "safety" Lutmer will probably be...

Ha haha hahaha hahahahaha hahaha haha ha.

I didn't express myself very well there. Pete Alonso should be the in Hall of Fame, at least as far as the Mets go, even if they don't retire his number. Citi Field is the same dirt lump it always was, even elsewhere as Shea Stadium. You can park in the lot for $40, or you can park with the tire...

Very happy to hear he is getting some run! He was one of the top 5 receiver prospects back in his high school class. Michigan was in on him an eon ago (Harbaugh-era). Oregon has changed too, but it's not a poor consolidation program to lose to in terms of development, especially at WR. Add him...

I don't have a dog in the fight between these two non-whites. However, I am no longer upset about any rape accusation these days - the tables have turned completely. Steveson had his charge dropped seven years ago, which was still prime #MeToo era. Although I'm sure there was degeneracy...

An all-timer on the their first offensive snap! Did a lucky fan win the right to script this drive? :D

The Lions have given up 660+ yards passing, 6 receiving TDs, and 10 total TDs for 71 points in two games. It's easy to look at Ben Johnson's early success as head coach in Chicago and assume he is the missing keystone. Really, their secondary just sucks, which has been the case for years now...

Lol, what a racial disaster. Oddly enough, despite his ridiculous zoomer-style broccoli haircut, Adri Mehmeti is 100% Albanian. He's probably more white than he is American. I watch Mehmeti and mixed-race teen bastard Julian Hall on the New York Red Bulls often enough. (Hall's single mother...

It's hard to "feel sorry" for a guy who apparently has a projected 9-figure earnings projection... but Pete played a lot for the sad-sack Mets. Maybe the Dodgers will pay him to be a pinch hitter :D

Manchester United blew a 2-0 lead at home against Brighton & Hove Albion, eliminating themselves from the Carabao Cup. This isn't the most prestigious tournament, and neither team was playing a true top lineup. I thought it was noteworthy that all five goals were scored by different white...

Holly Rowe takes revenge! Arch saves Holly! Holly rides off into the night! Holly and Sark have reconciled!

These should really be archived here (as much as Twitter can be depended on as an archive) Original: The Slap edit: Arch's "insensitive remarks":

It's lol that they got blown out by the Vikings in Week One. Does Jordan Love suck, or does Kyller Murray suck? You can only press one button. I thought the Vikings would be in the dumps but I'm very happy if the Packers are in fact a disaster against competitive squads.

I was surprised and happy to see Braxton Berrios not just back on a roster but returning a kickoff for the Giants in Week One. He's 30 yrs old now and apparently can still out-sprint most of the NFL. Although the Lions cut Tom Kennedy before the season started, he returned punts and kicks...