Recent content by Phall

What the hell is going on with the Norwegian biathlon team? The gold medal winner, Johan-Olav Botn, dedicated his win to his late teammate and training partner, Sivert Guttorm Bakken. Botn discovered Bakken's dead body in Bakken's Italian hotel room when he went to pick him up for practice...

The full report is out; this boy is going to prison. Seems like he's lucky to not have been ICE'd up.

I would've given the Super Bowl MVP to the quarterback. In a game without many outstanding stats, Darnold "managed the game" with no turnovers and just one sack taken. Just a little nitpick. Glad to see Kupp and Barner at the top of the receiving box score. Barner spent four years at Indiana...

an old classic from the exceptionally-degenerate Artie Lange:

The Jazz traded three black bums and three future first round picks for an erstwhile good black player (Jaren Jackson Jr.) and two white rotation players (center Jock Landale and guard John Konchar). Utah seems to be building around Lauri Markkanen rather than waiting around to dump him in a...

Seems like this was one of the best games of the NBA regular season so far. Knueppel tipped a Cooper Flagg pass to create a turnover in the last minute that decided the game. Both these guys are stuck on lousy black-centric teams (Charlotte seems to have put fellow white American rookie center...

I'm pretty sure this is the real Ryan Leaf weighing in on the Belichick matter. Pretty funny - he's making money by engagement-farming from DWFs yelling at him in his comments (engagement-bait). He obviously doesn't have a vote, but I shouldn't explain the joke. *maybe he's not even making...

The Belichick "snub" for the first ballot of his HoF eligibility is ludicrous and petty. The voters who went against him should be stripped from their rights, as they are clearly non-serious actors following out political and personal grudges, all the way down to resenting his current...

Mac announced that he won't be participating in this year's dunk contest to grow his unprecedented record of three titles, all consecutive. He'll likely hold this distinction forever, as the dunk contest was already likely to go defunct before he injected it with energy and following. The NBA...

Lol, it's cool that she wore a bandaid on her face for the big stage. It's the one part of her body that isn't covered, but it reminds us that she's been a victim of VIOLENCE. Show us your clit! The retard stooges that we are meant to believe command the popular vote of Minnesota residents were...

I don't even care to know the context of why this character was put in front of a podium. Is it AI? How does she come to talk like a Valley Girl having grown up (allegedly) in Minnesota? Not even the characters on TV shows speak with her affectations, so where did she learn this? I don't think...

Very good main event, I mirror the opinion of @Ambrose regarding the women fights. Funny story: a cute-ish 20-something girl came to the grappling gym this week; I heard her say "Hi! I'm here for the free trial of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!" She was wearing a full-body leotard with the back cut out...

The Miami (of Ohio) RedHawks entered the AP Poll at #25 with a colossal 19-0 record to start their season (20-0 right now). I took a peek at their secret sauce. Their star is 6'8 redshirt sophomore wing Brant Byers, who at 15 ppg on 43% 3PM% will surely take a few million bucks to up-transfer...

Oklahoma seems to have had one of the top hauls for a top 25 program. New TE coach Jason Witten will be working with Florida transfer Hayden Hansen, Colorado State transfer Rocky Beers, and Tennessee transfer Jack Van Dorselaer. QB John Mateer returns and will throw to Texas WR transfer Parker...

Not sure that's official, but he's in the portal. One of the unintended consequences of unlimited portal plus NIL is that "quarterback competitions" are basically dead in the water. Indiana already paid for TCU transfer Josh Hoover, who has an established record and surely commanded a...