Tua

[Only the good cy young]

Tua is Samoan and fits their physiognomy perfectly. Stout, strong, and slow. His throwing on the run and having to run outside the pocket is not NFL worthy. When he shotputs it quickly to the quick twitch southwest africans combined with high IQ half jewish play calling the Dolphins are a dynamic offense in good weather. But Tua and this offense are not built for the Northern US in Winter.