E.Coli

[Bart]

Don lives in Pa.He hasn't posted in a while, hope he hasn't been eating at fast food joints.


http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/16177940.htm


An E. coli outbreak that has sickened more than two dozen people has been linked to Taco Bell restaurants in New York and New Jersey, including one in Cherry Hill.


Tests are now underway to determine whether the strain of E. coli in the Pennsylvania cases matches the strain that caused the other illnesses; results won't be available until early next week, said Pennsylvania Health Department spokesman Troy Thompson.

 

[jaxvid]

Don is away right now. I can't say where but you can pick from one of the following.

-distributing food in Somalia

-attending diversity sensitivity class with Kramer

-working with Republicans on how they can get the "black vote".

-on a kibbutz

-gambling away the members castefootball fees
(that would be one five dollar chip on the "pass-line")

 

[Colonel_Reb]

Good ones Jaxvid!

Jimmy Chitwood tells me Don is on vacation, so I'm sure he's having more fun than me right now. It will be good to have him back though.

 

[Bart]

Don is away right now. I can't say where but you can pick from one of the following.

Jaxvid, the guys with the white coats are coming to pay you a visit.

I hope to hear from Don soon, so we can put thenew rumours to rest.


1) He's been kidnapped by a renegade group of Mormons who are holding him in Steve Young's basement until he takes BYU off the damn list!


2 ) After reading the new bookon the superior genetics of Mongrels written by -Jervey Got Gyped - he's been pouring through his Mickey Mantle photo collectionlooking fortraces ofthe epicanthic fold.


3 )He's en route to FBI headquarters with an envelope containing white powder sent to him by someone namedFrank Rizzo.


4 )He and Col Reb are woking on a sequel to "The Chin Strap and You."

 

[Jimmy Chitwood]

 

[Colonel_Reb]

Bart, man, you got me rolling so hard I can barely type this up!

I guess you guys just don't appreciate good equipment info when you see it.

Oh man, I'm tearing up I'm laughing so hard! That was a good one!

 

[jaxvid]

Bart LMFAO as usual

It's funnier evertime I read it!

We ought to have a "where's Don" contest!

 

[white lightning]

I thought he was at the Million Man March.Oh,I guess that would be Brutal and his friends.

Hopefully,Don is having a great vacation.

 

[Ground Fighter]

Don is away right now. I can't say where but you can pick from one of the following.



-gambling away the members castefootball fees
(that would be one five dollar chip on the "pass-line")

Speaking of which...I'm still waiting for him to schedule our "Caste Football Group Trip to Vegas". lol. I wasn't kidding a month ago when I suggested it, I think it would be a great idea.

 

[Triad]

Jaxvid's Kramer and Bart's Mormon posts were hilarious.

Other places Don isn't:

1. ... in the make up room getting ready for his appearance on Quite Frankly with Steven A. Smith.

2. ...at home recovering from testicular trauma suffered from sparring with our kick boxing diva, Jessica Superstar.

3. ... camping out in Birmingham trying to be first in line to get his SWAC championship game tickets for this Saturday.

4. ... on the run because he was Wesley Snipes tax advisor/ accountant.

 

[Bart]

Those are all very good Triad !

 

[white tornado]