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  1. Phall

    2026 College Football Week 4

    I heard he's a Mormon
  2. Phall

    2026 College Football Week 4

    @Leonardfan Thanks for your usual supreme quality in yet another preview. Iowa can definitely win at Michigan if the defense plays OK. But you can't win a game without any points - Hank Brown is going to have to test a very good Wolverines defense. Heat-seaking "safety" Lutmer will probably be...
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    2026 College Football Week 3

    Ha haha hahaha hahahahaha hahaha haha ha.
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    Pete Alonso

    I didn't express myself very well there. Pete Alonso should be the in Hall of Fame, at least as far as the Mets go, even if they don't retire his number. Citi Field is the same dirt lump it always was, even elsewhere as Shea Stadium. You can park in the lot for $40, or you can park with the tire...
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    2026 College Football Week 3

    Very happy to hear he is getting some run! He was one of the top 5 receiver prospects back in his high school class. Michigan was in on him an eon ago (Harbaugh-era). Oregon has changed too, but it's not a poor consolidation program to lose to in terms of development, especially at WR. Add him...
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    UFC 331: Van Vs. Pantoja 2

    I don't have a dog in the fight between these two non-whites. However, I am no longer upset about any rape accusation these days - the tables have turned completely. Steveson had his charge dropped seven years ago, which was still prime #MeToo era. Although I'm sure there was degeneracy...
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    2026 College Football Week 3

    An all-timer on the their first offensive snap! Did a lucky fan win the right to script this drive? :D
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    2026 NFL Week Two

    The Lions have given up 660+ yards passing, 6 receiving TDs, and 10 total TDs for 71 points in two games. It's easy to look at Ben Johnson's early success as head coach in Chicago and assume he is the missing keystone. Really, their secondary just sucks, which has been the case for years now...
  9. Phall

    USMNT news, results, and roster

    Lol, what a racial disaster. Oddly enough, despite his ridiculous zoomer-style broccoli haircut, Adri Mehmeti is 100% Albanian. He's probably more white than he is American. I watch Mehmeti and mixed-race teen bastard Julian Hall on the New York Red Bulls often enough. (Hall's single mother...
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    Pete Alonso

    It's hard to "feel sorry" for a guy who apparently has a projected 9-figure earnings projection... but Pete played a lot for the sad-sack Mets. Maybe the Dodgers will pay him to be a pinch hitter :D
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    Soccer 2026

    Manchester United blew a 2-0 lead at home against Brighton & Hove Albion, eliminating themselves from the Carabao Cup. This isn't the most prestigious tournament, and neither team was playing a true top lineup. I thought it was noteworthy that all five goals were scored by different white...
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    2026 College Football Week 3

    Holly Rowe takes revenge! Arch saves Holly! Holly rides off into the night! Holly and Sark have reconciled!
  13. Phall

    2026 College Football Week 3

    These should really be archived here (as much as Twitter can be depended on as an archive) Original: The Slap edit: Arch's "insensitive remarks":
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    2026 Green Bay Packers

    It's lol that they got blown out by the Vikings in Week One. Does Jordan Love suck, or does Kyller Murray suck? You can only press one button. I thought the Vikings would be in the dumps but I'm very happy if the Packers are in fact a disaster against competitive squads.
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    2026 NFL Week 1

    I was surprised and happy to see Braxton Berrios not just back on a roster but returning a kickoff for the Giants in Week One. He's 30 yrs old now and apparently can still out-sprint most of the NFL. Although the Lions cut Tom Kennedy before the season started, he returned punts and kicks...
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    2026 Akron Zips

    Akron 'OC For A Day' contest winner sees drive end in fumble
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    2026 College Football Week Two

    Sort of the worst of both worlds. It's Michigan's best win in two years, Underwood keeps his job, nothing changes. Mateer wasn't good either, will be out of the Heisman discussion.
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    2026 College Football Week Two

    I consider myself to have a pretty elite intuition and understanding of human nature. What we call "empathy" is probably a misnomer for simply listening and being polite, thoughtful, and generous. That being said, I have no idea what goes on in the mind of a typical HCBU defensive back when they...
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    2026 College Football Week Two

    Anthony Palano, LB for Boston College, with 9 total tackles, a sack, two TFL, and TWO picks including the game-clincher against Rutgers.
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    2026 College Football Week Two

    Great writeup @Leonardfan Kinnick Stadium at night is a tough place to score! Looking forward to Iowa's first "test" against Iowa State - they're 14 pt favorites apparently. Michigan football fans might be a bunch of insufferable bleeding-heart f@gs and nerds, but they are still susceptible...
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    2026 Minnesota Vikings

    JJ McCarthy has been demoted to 3rd string for Week 1. I suspect that Carson Wentz has been a top 30ish quarterback since his first demotion by the Redskins in 2022. Injuries have certainly cost him a lot of opportunity. The same cannot be said for everyone's favorite "underdog" Kyler Murray...
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    2026 Michigan Wolverines

    2026 Michigan Wolverines Since 2005, Michigan has started 8, 7, 8, 9, 8, 9, 9, 8, 12, 11, 10, 10, 8, 7, 6, 5, 7, 5, 8, 7, and 6 white players. They return to 8 this year. So, did anything interesting happen this offseason? The Wolverines will be led by their first Mormon-American coach, Kyle...
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    2026 College Football Week 1

    From what I recall, Nebraska's past success in the 90s was a house of cards built on some outdated NCAA rules. The state of California required athletes to post both a minimum GPA (basically a D-) and a baseline ACT score (basically signing your name). If you couldn't do both, you weren't...
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