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The Hall of Fame game was cancelled because sheer incompetence. The brain trust in charge of maintaining the field used paint that was solvent enough to melt the rubber granules used to pad the turf. I look forward to even grander displays of incompetence occurring as the NFL continues its decline.

2k5 for life.

The 1965 immigration act.

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"Cardale Jones just threw a pass so far off target it knocked the phone out of the hand of a reporter 40 feet behind the sideline." https://twitter.com/salmaiorana/status/760129344736006144

With the recent rookie salary cap in the NFL I predict that number will rise soon.

I'm from small town with a nonexistent crime rate, being a cop seems like one of the cushiest jobs in the world. You get good benefits, decent pay, a union that makes firing you damn near impossible, etc. Police unions also overwhelmingly support ******** like asset forfeiture. Every cop in my...

In addition to help kick starting the renaissance this battle also led to the discovery of America. The Ottomans closed off the silk road leading western European traders to look for another route to Asia.

The black middle class wouldn't exist if not for the public sector. It's glorified welfare.

I bet most of the victims aren't homosexual. It's really common now for gay bars to be frequented by straight people. A lot of homosexuals openly dislike this trend.

Black crime is so common that finding a black person who doesn't have at least one felony is a a chore.

They're just so deficient. If some random Romanian hacker was able to gain access to her server then you can be certain that the Russians, Chinese and North Koreans did. The security on her server was non existent. It was so lax that you could randomly pick an OS out of a hat and install a mail...

The Dalai Lama said Germany risks turning into an Arabic country by letting in so many refugees. Of course the leftists bring up the fact that the Dalai Lama is himself a refugee. Completely ignoring that the Dalai Lama would gladly return to Tibet if given the opportunity. Can't say the same...

A contractor working on Okinawa murdered a Japanese woman. Unsurprisingly he's black and it should come as no great surprise to CFers that most crime committed by "Americans" on Okinawa is black crime...

I remember the very similar Italian commercial from a few years ago. Anyone who objected to it was told to get over it. Now they have the gall to complain about this ****. Never mind the fact that this commercial actually makes sense as opposed to the Italian one.

Elizabeth Warren does nothing but "call out" people. The only thing she does better than calling people out is lying about her heritage. I should note that she doesn't do either of those well, she's just awful at everything.

I despise Google doodles, they're the product of this modern fad that every day is a holiday.

What the **** did you just ******* say about BS, you little *****? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the university, and has been involved in numerous porn shoots, and has over 300 confirmed *****. He's trained in buying convertibles and is the top chicken wing eater in Canada...

Obese people are really shitty competitive eaters. The fat in their guts doesn't start jutting outwards until it's exhausted all space inwards. Similar to how their enlarged hearts reduce their lung capacity.

Trying to stop robots from taking menial jobs is a fool's errand. If you manage to force a company to not shift to automation its competition will cannibalize it. It'll go bankrupt. All you'll have accomplished is making everyone at said company lose their jobs, not just the menial laborers...

The NFL is no longer a non-profit entity and even when it was it didn't matter. Only profit is taxed. The NFL gives >95% of its income to teams and then pays the front office employees with the rest. By design the NFL front office doesn't have profits and that's why non-profit status made sense...

I remember when Panthers DWFs used to **** on Delhomme. Delhomme's Super Bowl 38 performance was probably the great losing effort in Super Bowl history. Same can't be said for Supaman.

Newton was very mobile in this game.

Didn't you hear? Beyonce is attractive, media even told me so.