2026 Australian Open

Naomi Osaka takes the court dressed as a jellyfish. The Aussie DWFs of course cheer wildly:

And people are shocked that the Japanese don't want to accept her as one of "theirs."

https://ausopen.com/articles/news/australian-open-2026-seeds



List of the top seeds with each player's nationality, except for some that are mysteriously missing. The song and dance pretending that Russia and Belarus don't exist as countries continues from the bitter-ender globalist media when most regular people have moved on.

Aryna Sabalenka from Belarus is #1 for the women, and Carlos Alcaraz is #1 for the men. The Great One, Novak Djokovic, is seeded #4.

Aussie Open is Novak’s best tournament. This is most likely his last chance to win a slam. Everything has to go perfectly, because he cannot beat both alcaraz and sinner consecutively.

Looks like a mostly white finish to the Aussie Open. #1 seed Carlos Alcaraz and #3 seed Alexander Zverev will face off in one semifinal. The Great One, Novak Djokovic, has made it to the other semifinal and awaits the winner of the last quarterfinal match between #2 seed Jannik Sinner and obnoxious mulatto Ben Shelton.

On the women's side, #1 seed Belorussian Aryna Sabalenka plays Ukrainian Elina Svitolina in one semifinal. Svitolina epically owned BLM media darling Coco Gauff in the quarterfinals 6-1, 6-2. The other semi will feature Elena Rybakina (a Russian playing under the Kazakhstani flag) vs. American Jessica Pegula (daughter of the Buffalo Bills owner).

Jannik Sinner defeats BLM Shelton 6-3, 6-4, 6-4. Sinner will now face The Great One, Djokovic, in the semifinals. The final eight players in both the men's and women's singles now have zero members of the Magical Race (TM) of the World's Greatest Athletes (TM).

Gator Dad said:

Jannik Sinner defeats BLM Shelton 6-3, 6-4, 6-4. Sinner will now face The Great One, Djokovic, in the semifinals. The final eight players in both the men's and women's singles now have zero members of the Magical Race (TM) of the World's Greatest Athletes (TM).

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Thanks for the updates. Sounds like a great final four for both the mens and the womens semifinals!

As I settle in to wait for the the semi-final of the Australian Open between Alcaraz and Zverev, I notice that all 3 of the 'analysts' are black. The only one that I recognize is James Blake; the other two a male and a female are unknown to me.

Stlouis said:

As I settle in to wait for the the semi-final of the Australian Open between Alcaraz and Zverev, I notice that all 3 of the 'analysts' are black. The only one that I recognize is James Blake; the other two a male and a female are unknown to me.

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True. But, like hockey and golf coverage, I don’t mind if the analysts are black. They spend their time talking about the great Whites who are dominating the sport.

Stlouis said:

As I settle in to wait for the the semi-final of the Australian Open between Alcaraz and Zverev, I notice that all 3 of the 'analysts' are black. The only one that I recognize is James Blake; the other two a male and a female are unknown to me.

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If (((they))) can't shoehorn in members of the Magical Race (TM) on the court, they'll do it off the court.

icsept said:

True. But, like hockey and golf coverage, I don’t mind if the analysts are black. They spend their time talking about the great Whites who are dominating the sport.

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Yes both sports are 90+ percent White or non Black and the analysts are wildly out of proportion to their playing percentage. In golf woke ESPN is so desperate for a Black analyst that they employee a well dressed disheveled looking former tour caddie to report on the game as the qualified pool of former Black players could fill a closet.

I will say beyond the racial shoe horning(to a point) all of the men and women that I have seen speak the King's English and are as knowledgeable as anybody that does the job but that pool of White former players would be 10 fold at minimum.