2026 Australian Open

Naomi Osaka takes the court dressed as a jellyfish. The Aussie DWFs of course cheer wildly:

And people are shocked that the Japanese don't want to accept her as one of "theirs."

https://ausopen.com/articles/news/australian-open-2026-seeds



List of the top seeds with each player's nationality, except for some that are mysteriously missing. The song and dance pretending that Russia and Belarus don't exist as countries continues from the bitter-ender globalist media when most regular people have moved on.

Aryna Sabalenka from Belarus is #1 for the women, and Carlos Alcaraz is #1 for the men. The Great One, Novak Djokovic, is seeded #4.

Aussie Open is Novak’s best tournament. This is most likely his last chance to win a slam. Everything has to go perfectly, because he cannot beat both alcaraz and sinner consecutively.

Looks like a mostly white finish to the Aussie Open. #1 seed Carlos Alcaraz and #3 seed Alexander Zverev will face off in one semifinal. The Great One, Novak Djokovic, has made it to the other semifinal and awaits the winner of the last quarterfinal match between #2 seed Jannik Sinner and obnoxious mulatto Ben Shelton.

On the women's side, #1 seed Belorussian Aryna Sabalenka plays Ukrainian Elina Svitolina in one semifinal. Svitolina epically owned BLM media darling Coco Gauff in the quarterfinals 6-1, 6-2. The other semi will feature Elena Rybakina (a Russian playing under the Kazakhstani flag) vs. American Jessica Pegula (daughter of the Buffalo Bills owner).

Jannik Sinner defeats BLM Shelton 6-3, 6-4, 6-4. Sinner will now face The Great One, Djokovic, in the semifinals. The final eight players in both the men's and women's singles now have zero members of the Magical Race (TM) of the World's Greatest Athletes (TM).

Gator Dad said:

Jannik Sinner defeats BLM Shelton 6-3, 6-4, 6-4. Sinner will now face The Great One, Djokovic, in the semifinals. The final eight players in both the men's and women's singles now have zero members of the Magical Race (TM) of the World's Greatest Athletes (TM).

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Thanks for the updates. Sounds like a great final four for both the mens and the womens semifinals!