2026 Australian Open

Naomi Osaka takes the court dressed as a jellyfish. The Aussie DWFs of course cheer wildly:

And people are shocked that the Japanese don't want to accept her as one of "theirs."

https://ausopen.com/articles/news/australian-open-2026-seeds



List of the top seeds with each player's nationality, except for some that are mysteriously missing. The song and dance pretending that Russia and Belarus don't exist as countries continues from the bitter-ender globalist media when most regular people have moved on.

Aryna Sabalenka from Belarus is #1 for the women, and Carlos Alcaraz is #1 for the men. The Great One, Novak Djokovic, is seeded #4.

Aussie Open is Novak’s best tournament. This is most likely his last chance to win a slam. Everything has to go perfectly, because he cannot beat both alcaraz and sinner consecutively.