My day at the 3rd rate amusement park

Discussion in 'Happy Hour' started by C Darwin, May 23, 2010.

  1. C Darwin

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    whole-lee-sh!t!

    the little lady and i decided to take the kids to a 2 bit local amusement park today. the place is old but clean, and maybe a notch or two more sophisticated than a county fair. this is only because the place has an antique 'old time' feel to it. i knew i was in for some trashy people, but what i saw was truly disturbing.

    to my point, you couldn't throw a rock in there without hitting a mudshark with an absent husband. there were so many i thought there might have been a convention for mudsharks.

    the mothers were all pretty trashy (tube top types), overweight & under dressed.

    these places must attract the mudshark type of person... shallow, need to be entertained by means of product, and just generally dim-witted people. i think the amusement park are for people who believe money can buy you happiness. and boy are they wrong! i saw so many miserable kids there they almost outnumbered the mudsharks!

    i can hear you ... "so what were you doing there darwin?"

    well, to be honest, i married a hillbilly and she thinks this crap is quality family entertainment. so i just went along and acted civil while with my family

    oh... the funny part!

    there was this canoe ride there where a party of four can jump into a canoe and paddle around this oval channel that is approximately 200 meters around.

    so i noticed these four blacks struggling to get into their canoe. they were all loud and couldn't seem to coordinate this task very well. i figured this might be worth watching. the attendants got them situated, pushed them away from the dock and the four begin their attempt to move the boat around the channel. holy epic fail batman! this black foursome could not even begin to propel or steer this advanced water craft from the future. the attendant ended up having to paddle out in another canoe, throw them a line, and tow them back into the dock.

    i thought for sure one of 'em was going to end up in the water, but to no avail.
     
  2. Menelik

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    "so what were you doing there darwin?"
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  3. SuperSpeed23

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    Dude, thats what we call a bad day. but at least you got to laugh a bit.
     
  4. The Hock

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    Hey, you went there to find amusement and you did. The blacks and the canoe story makes a good parable. And from a guy named Darwin. Yeah, that works.

    Wish I could find a good hillbilly girl. It would be worth an occasional trip to the amusement park.
     
  5. C Darwin

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    it absolutely is!

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  6. Westside

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    C Darwin that story sounds like a bad dream to me, with a laugh at the end.

    As some know I am from California, could you please describe a "real hillbilly girl" for me, devoid of Hollyweird sterotyping?
     
  7. C Darwin

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    my wife is from a small town near catskill new york, not far from the Appalachian trail. she graduated from high school in a class of 28 people, and from a school district where the kindergarten is housed in the same building as the 12th grade. being from the catskill area, in her youth she saw mike tyson in and about town on a few occasions. her father was the town mailman and her mother worked as a pharmacist tech at the local pharmacy. they lived in a humble abode on a gravel road overlooking a ski town that some of the new york elite came to play in the winter time (the skakels and such).

    my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world. her surname is prussian, but she is also sweedish, polish and italian. she was one of the best high school skiers in the state competing in the empire state games.

    as for her disposition, she's all about the pop culture. almost totally devoid of political knowledge. she acknowledges that i'm more informed about political matters and always defers to me when she is in need of information on political issues, of which i am happy to give. Edited by: C Darwin
     
  8. white lightning

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    It sounds like you have a keeper there. She will learn from you as the years go by. Funny story about the amusement park. I need to find a lady like that someday too.
     
  9. Westside

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    White lightning even before viewing your post I was going to use the word "keeper" lol. And I was going to suggest that C Darwin inform her of the bad ways of the world. C Darwin thanks for word picture of your wife and good for you!
     
  10. DixieDestroyer

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    Mudsharks are such a disgrace to the White race. I actually saw one today (in the cafeteria @ work)...some cropped haired, harlot-looking bleach-blonde hanging on some "bruvah". For a split second, I thought about jackslappin' the both of them, but thoughts of my wife & kids kept me in check. [​IMG] I actually agree with the NOI their stance against race mixing. The "bruthaz" & "sistuhz" need to be chastised from "their own side" (too).
     

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