whole-lee-sh!t!
the little lady and i decided to take the kids to a 2 bit local amusement park today. the place is old but clean, and maybe a notch or two more sophisticated than a county fair. this is only because the place has an antique 'old time' feel to it. i knew i was in for some trashy people, but what i saw was truly disturbing.
to my point, you couldn't throw a rock in there without hitting a mudshark with an absent husband. there were so many i thought there might have been a convention for mudsharks.
the mothers were all pretty trashy (tube top types), overweight & under dressed.
these places must attract the mudshark type of person... shallow, need to be entertained by means of product, and just generally dim-witted people. i think the amusement park are for people who believe money can buy you happiness. and boy are they wrong! i saw so many miserable kids there they almost outnumbered the mudsharks!
i can hear you ... "so what were you doing there darwin?"
well, to be honest, i married a hillbilly and she thinks this crap is quality family entertainment. so i just went along and acted civil while with my family
oh... the funny part!
there was this canoe ride there where a party of four can jump into a canoe and paddle around this oval channel that is approximately 200 meters around.
so i noticed these four blacks struggling to get into their canoe. they were all loud and couldn't seem to coordinate this task very well. i figured this might be worth watching. the attendants got them situated, pushed them away from the dock and the four begin their attempt to move the boat around the channel. holy epic fail batman! this black foursome could not even begin to propel or steer this advanced water craft from the future. the attendant ended up having to paddle out in another canoe, throw them a line, and tow them back into the dock.
i thought for sure one of 'em was going to end up in the water, but to no avail.
the little lady and i decided to take the kids to a 2 bit local amusement park today. the place is old but clean, and maybe a notch or two more sophisticated than a county fair. this is only because the place has an antique 'old time' feel to it. i knew i was in for some trashy people, but what i saw was truly disturbing.
to my point, you couldn't throw a rock in there without hitting a mudshark with an absent husband. there were so many i thought there might have been a convention for mudsharks.
the mothers were all pretty trashy (tube top types), overweight & under dressed.
these places must attract the mudshark type of person... shallow, need to be entertained by means of product, and just generally dim-witted people. i think the amusement park are for people who believe money can buy you happiness. and boy are they wrong! i saw so many miserable kids there they almost outnumbered the mudsharks!
i can hear you ... "so what were you doing there darwin?"
well, to be honest, i married a hillbilly and she thinks this crap is quality family entertainment. so i just went along and acted civil while with my family
oh... the funny part!
there was this canoe ride there where a party of four can jump into a canoe and paddle around this oval channel that is approximately 200 meters around.
so i noticed these four blacks struggling to get into their canoe. they were all loud and couldn't seem to coordinate this task very well. i figured this might be worth watching. the attendants got them situated, pushed them away from the dock and the four begin their attempt to move the boat around the channel. holy epic fail batman! this black foursome could not even begin to propel or steer this advanced water craft from the future. the attendant ended up having to paddle out in another canoe, throw them a line, and tow them back into the dock.
i thought for sure one of 'em was going to end up in the water, but to no avail.
