Football fan’s map of the world

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  1. Realgeorge

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    World view of the average beer-swilling American football fan

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  2. White_Savage

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    I like it.
     
  3. DixieDestroyer

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    Funny but all too true. That's the extend of the geographical knowledge of the drunken white fan and other assortments of American sheeple (as they're quickly & intentionally labotomized by a steady intake of pro-caste jock sniffing, "reality" TV, video games, IPods, IPhones, MTV & TMZ mandated "celebrity" worship). Such a moronic population is more easily controlled (for plans like Verachip implantation & permanent relocation to FEMA camps, etc.).[​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Run Stuffing LB

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    The take on western Europe is pretty accurate.

    Where's Africa? There should be another ill-formed blob there that says "AIDS comes from here."
     
  5. White Shogun

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    I think the point is that Africa does not exist in the minds of the 'average American beer-swilling fan,' or whatever it is.
     
  6. Don Wassall

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    A lot ofpeople who listen to Sean Hannity and Rush Limpnutswould ask what's funny about it.
     
  7. voice

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    Agreed..them would be fighting pictures... [​IMG]
     
  8. FieldThrower

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    Well this looks like a general "dumb neo-con sheeple" map, but for football I'd add the following:

    The Black Belt in the Southeast (an area of southern counties where blacks are the primary ethnicity): "The best place to get good football players"

    Urban zones in the north and west with heavy black populations = "more good players"

    The rest of America = "slow white guys"

    Africa = "We need to tap into this continent's vast talent potential (half a billion black guys)"

    Canada & Europe = "America's minor league teams play here"

    Everything else = "Wusses that play soccer"
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  9. Realgeorge

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    Thanks for the opinions, Gents. The map originally was received in work email (somewhat frowned-upon), and the mix was about 50-50 between disgusted Libs who find the map to be great satire, and Bush-loving neocons who think the map was way too kind. Few or zero American Nationalists who catch the dumbed-down White American aspect.

    I really like the "AIDS comes from here" label for a new African continent! Thanks, Run-stuffing LB!
     
  10. Colonel_Reb

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    Wow! That map has got it just about right. [​IMG]
     
  11. whiteCB

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    WOW!!! hahaha! what a great map. where did you find it at realgeorge? That map is exactly what the sheep(American population) thinks of the world. Gotta love education in America. Meanwhile what are we 18th in the world at cranking out scientists and such. Oh well at least all our teenagers know how to properly use an iphone and have sweet ass myspace pages. lol.

    It's not getting any better people. America reached its apex along time ago. I mean come on we have freakin' cell phones that make pancakes! lol Its going down hill people so enjoy the ride.
     
  12. White Shogun

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    I just wish you guys would stop lumping beer in with all the stupid fans! Beer has nothing to do with it, he's just an innocent bystander! You're dragging the good name of beer into the mud for no reason! Beer is even better than women...even!

    25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women:

    You can enjoy a beer all month long.
    Beer stains wash out.
    You don't have to wine and dine beer.
    Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball.
    When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
    Hangovers go away.
    A beer label comes off without a fight.
    Beer is never late.
    Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
    When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
    Beer never gets a headache.
    After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
    A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
    If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
    A beer always goes down easy.
    You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
    You can share a beer with your friends.
    You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
    Beer is always wet.
    Beer doesn't demand equality.
    You can have a beer in public.
    A beer doesn't care when you come.
    A frigid beer is a good beer.
    You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
    If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.
     

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