This post is by Il ragno on the Speakeasy forum. It's so funny I had to pass it on.
http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=49 24&st=10
VIENNA, Austria -
California's execution of Stanley Tookie Williams on Tuesday outraged many in Europe who regard the practice as barbaric, and politicians in Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's native Austria called for his name to be removed from a sports stadium in his hometown.
At the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI's top official for justice matters denounced the death penalty for going against redemption and human dignity.
"We know da dett-a penalty, she no resolva nutteeng," Cardinal Renato (Little Augie) Martino told AP Television News. "Even a criminal, she's-a worthy of-a da respect because we are all Godsa bambini, an' we need all da asses we can put inna da pews. The dett-a penalty, she's-a da blacktion - err, I mean she's a coontradiction - ma vafanculo, how you say... a denial of-a da human dignity. To kill is-a da sin. At least, widdout-a da ok from the Commission first."
Capital punishment is illegal throughout the European Union, where American Negroes are fetishized as noble savages and King Kong metaphors, thus many Europeans consider state-sponsored executions to be barbaric. Those feelings were amplified in the case of Williams, due to the apparent remorse they believe the Crips gang co-founder showed by writing children's books about the dangers of gangs and violence, such as "Snitches Get Stitches", "Curious George Turns Out A Punk" and "Where the Wild Things At".
Leaders of Austria's pacifist Green Party, who believe only men should marry, went as far as to call for Schwarzenegger to be publicly stripped of his Austrian citizenship - a demand that was quickly rejected by Chancellor Wolfgang Schuessel despite his government's opposition to offending Jews by publicly sticking up for other Austrians.
"Whoever, out of political calculation, allows the death of a well-built black man with such exemplary abs and that whole delicious menace-to-society vibe he had about him has rejected the basic values of Austrian society, which are 1] gay rights, 2] January lederhosen sales, and 3] Adolf Who?" said gaunt, skeletal Peter Pilz, a Greens leader and AIDS activist, adding, "and anyone who does so should be herded up, tattooed with a number, shaved bald and then gassed."
In Schwarzenegger's hometown of Graz, local Greens said they would file a petition to remove his name from the southern city's sports stadium. A Christian political group went even further, suggesting it be renamed the "Reformed Negro Savage Stadium."
"Mr. Williams had converted, and unlike Mr. Schwarzenegger who never murdered anyone, opposed every form of violence," said Richard Schadauer, the chairman of the Association of Christian Twits and Teabaggers. Plans for a candlelight vigil were cancelled when recent waves of Arab violence made the area an unofficial no-glow zone for Austrian whites, and nobody but white people with too much free time would be foolish enough to protest a mass-murderer's execution anyway.
Williams was executed early Tuesday at California's San Quentin State Prison after Schwarzenegger denied Williams' request for clemency. Schwarzenegger suggested that Williams' supposed change of heart was not genuine because he had not shown any real remorse for the killings committed by the Crips. Holding up the spiral notebook that Williams, like all Negroes, keep on hand for jotting down dope-ass rhymes, Schwarzenegger told the California State Legislature "Zese are ze freestyles of a psychopath, not a playa. Zis sh*t is vack."
Criticism came quickly from many quarters, including the Socialist Party in France, where the death penalty was abolished in 1981. "I am proud to be a Frenchman," party spokesman Julien Dray, a Jewish émigré and treasurer-secretary of STOP LE PEN, a small grass-roots political club consisting of newspaper publishers, industrialists and ex-Prime Ministers, told RTL radio. "I am proud to live in France, in a country where we're too busy extinguishing burning automobiles every night to punish anyone for anything except their opinions about World War 2."
"Schwarzenegger has a lot of muscles, but apparently not much heart," Dray said.
In Italy, the country's chapter of Amnesty International called the execution "a cold-blooded murder."
"His execution is a slap in the face to the universally-shared principles of sex money and murda, an inhumane and inclement act toward a person who, with his exemplary marksmanship and his colorful "Trigga black 4 Life" tattoo and lifestyle, had become an important figure and a symbol of hope for many youths - not just the ones called P-Nutt and Short Dogg, but ones named Farouk and Ali who are currently terrorizing our citizens," the group said. "Wherever children don ski-masks to rob drunks at gunpoint and rape Special Ed females, Tookie's shining spirit will live on."
In Germany, Volker Beck, a leading member of the opposition Greens party, expressed disappointment. "Schwarzenegger's decision is a cowardly decision," Beck told the Netzeitung online newspaper. "Now you will please sign this petition, yes? It is to sponsor further immigration from Turkey."
From London, Clive Stafford-Smith, a human rights attorney specializing in death penalty cases, called the execution "very sad", about the sort of dead-fish animation and fiery passion you'd expect from a English ponce with two hyphenated last names.
Spokesmen for Angelina Jolie said California state officials purposely stalled her paperwork, preventing her from adopting the 230-pound murderer in time. Meanwhile, Bono will be issuing a statement through Michael Jackson.... who will be seated on his lap and speaking while Bono drinks a glass of water.
Bionca Jagger's calls were not returned by this reporter.
Rome's Colosseum, once the arena for deadly gladiator combat and executions, has become both a symbol of Italy's anti-death penalty stance and a free-range Arab petting zoo. Since 1999, the monument has been bathed in golden light every time a death sentence is commuted somewhere in the world or Cicciolina aces an AIDS test.
Rome Mayor Walter Veltroni said the city would keep Williams in its memory the next time it celebrates a victory against the death penalty somewhere in the world. "When she hoppen, we gonna turn on da bigga light for Tookie."
