Funny Boxing Comments

[Maple Leaf]

I would like to start a thread of funny boxing comments we find around the web. Copy and re-post the comments here and include the source. There is so much to chose from I do not know where to start but here is one that made me laugh out loud:

From Eastside boxing:

KlitschkosATGS
Haye and Klitschkos should not be used in the same sentence, unless the story is about Haye working for the Klitshckos cleaning all of their heavy weight belts and washing their jock straps.
18.11.08 @ 03:43:07

 

[Charles Martel]

- A Lennox Lewis quote: "Hatton threw a punch there"

Lampley replies "Yes Lennox, yes Lennox he did"

- A Larry Merchant quote: "Muscle memory strikes again!" after Pavlik KOs Taylor.

- A Jim Lampley quote: "Indeed he kissed Vargas behind the ear....which prompted Vargas to knock the living sh*t out of him"