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  1. Phall

    2022-'23 NBA Season

    Blacks must hate playing around a nebula like Luka. For example, a scrub like Dinwiddie has bounced around multiple teams before finding this secondary/tertiary role. Because the Mavs have NO ONE else, the placement has done wonders for his career and next contract. However, he didn't have many...
  2. Phall

    2022 Miami Hurricanes

    Ahem, Broyles Award-winner Josh Gattis. He burned his bridge at Michigan and wasn't asked about filling their recent vacancy. No one pushed him out; he could've stood pat on a steady team and blacked his way to an eventual head coaching job. At this point, he's probably looking at a positions...
  3. Phall

    2022 Michigan Wolverines

    Cheers, brother!
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    2022 Michigan Wolverines

    Lol, what a weird tale. The "crime" itself is very vague and just means logging onto someone else's laptop. I've read two schools of conspiracy theory thought: the first is that Weiss was merely emailing high school recruits from Jim Harbaugh's account to impress them, the second is that he was...
  5. Phall

    2022-'23 NBA Season

    The other "legendary Luka" (Garza) scored 14 points in 12 minutes (a +15 total) for the Timberwolves in a win against the Portland team that most recently cut him loose. The Pistons also cut him last summer because he didn't have enough unresolved potential. He just continues to murder the minor...
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    USMNT news, results, and roster

    You are a retarded ******. Go swing from a vine.
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    Transfer Portal News

    Michigan edge rusher Julius Welschof enters the transfer portal. This 6'7, 266 lbs German edge rusher has been stuck in a five-year purgatory at the bottom of the Wolverines' depth chart. Welschof has been bounced from DE to DT to OLB without ever finding regular playing time. Despite the...
  8. Phall

    2022 NFL Week 17

    It's kind of shocking how "THEY" get to advertise against us. Who is "they," you ask? Oh, no one who can be identified? Well, I guess it's all nothing, then. Chase Winovich got a sack this weekend in Cleveland, making his celebrity sex-pest quarterback look that much better. Brock Wright nabbed...
  9. Phall

    2022 Bowl Season

    Cooper DeJean with Iowa's second PICK SIX of the day. Hawkeyes' defense once again outscoring the offense.
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    Transfer Portal News

    It will keep the ugly black quarterback Nick Evers off the field for at least one season. Wisconsin backup QB Deacon Hill is transferring to Fordham. He looks white but leans into his fractional Samoan ancestry.
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    The Mysterious George Santos...

    To quote the venerable Andrew Anglin: Santos should lean into this really hard and adopt a gimmick, like in pro wrestling, where he tells obvious lies. He can stand on some panel or give some testimony and say a catch phrase like "the dog ate my homework," then turn to the camera, make a face...
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    2022-'23 NBA Season

    This is an interesting case study. The NBA suspended Mo Wagner (white) for two games, Killian Hayes (black) for three games, and sprinkled out some one-game suspensions for other players. Here is the full sequence: Orlando has an errant pass roll backwards beyond mid-court. Mo Wagner ends...
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    Derek Carr

    McDaniels coached Jarrett Stidham for three years in New England and immediately traded for him upon taking the Las Vegas job. Bill "The Genius" Belichek would not give him a sniff of the field, preferring to start mercenary rental Cam Newton in 2020 and sticking with him even with 2-5 and 6-9...
  14. Phall

    Soccer 2022 thread

    Pele was truly one of the 500 best soccer players of all time.
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    2022-'23 NBA Season

    Luka willed the victory tonight. First 60 point, 20 rebound triple double in NBA history. After the game, studio analyst Grant Hill described Luka as the “prototypical NBA player mold that all franchises are looking for.” They must not be looking very hard, because he was the only white player...
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    DeSantis/Gabbard 2024

    I will vote for Kanye West for president. I wish he had a more concrete platform about what we are going to do about these jews, although there is still time to develop that. I would also prefer that the president was not an insane black. But, politics are about compromises, and he represents...
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    2022 Wisconsin Badgers

    I held my breath when I heard “dual threat,” but this kid is a 6’5 chad from the state of Texas. This is a nice surprise get for Fickell’s staff as their first high school QB recruit. Hopefully, he makes it onto the field there (certainly not a given for high school QB commits at power...
  18. Phall

    Merry Christmas! 2022

    Merry Christmas to my friends, peers, mentors, and fellow travelers here at CF. I hope you’ve had a wonderful and meaningful celebration.
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    Andy Isabella

    Isabella logged a tackle in the box score from what I assume was punt coverage. Hooray!
  20. Phall

    2022 Pro Bowl Rosters

    When I think of quarterbacking excellence, I think of Geno Smiff. His discipline, intelligence, and eloquence make his name ubiquitous with the position. It is fitting that Smiff should be the team leader of whatever "pro bowl" activities they are running.
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    2022 Arizona Cardinals

    Arizona will start a different quarterback with Colt McCoy in concussion protocol this weekend. Trace McSorley, or as I call him, the “rich man’s Lamar Jackson,” will get his first NFL start. If Kliff “the cuckold” Kingsbury wants to validate his NFL tenure, he will dial up his play-calling to...
  22. Phall

    2022-'23 NBA Season

    Donovan Mitchell throws shade on the state of Utah for being too white. Donovan Mitchell reflects on time in Utah before first game against Jazz: 'It was just draining on my energy' Mitchell also noted that "It's a blessing to be back around people that look like me" By Sam Quinn The...
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    2022 Arizona Cardinals

    The pudgy cuckold GM Steve Keim is excusing himself on a medical leave for the rest of the season and is likely to be permanently replaced. After pledging a quarter of a billion dollars to a petulant, diminutive black black quarterback who does not study the playbook and perhaps cannot even read, the...
  24. Phall

    2022-'23 NBA Season

    The Jokic highlights are mesmerizing. Although the NBA has a long regular season, you get the feeling that he could put up this stat line every game, if needed.
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    2022 FIFA World Cup

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