The Brock Forsey Experience

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Many white sports fans love to revel in their self hate. I know it is all in fun but still it gets old. Here is a group that has made an art of it: http://tbfe.dyndns.org

It is a group that calls itself the "Brock Forsey Experience." Note the frequent references to "questionable athletic abilty."

From the site

What is the Brock Forsey Experience?
We are an exclusive group dedicated to the preservation of a sacred Sunday tradition. Each week, during that glorious time of year we call the NFL season, our members come together in brotherhood to root on the greatest sports team in the history of sports teams: The Chicago Bears.

Why Brock Forsey?
It was important for our group to choose a symbol that represents the qualities that the members most identify with: Toughness, questionable athletic ability, occasional acne problems, and that feeling of being an underdog. Nothing symbolizes this more than Brock.

What is the Brock Forsey Award?
The Brock Forsey Award is given each week to the Chicago Bears player that best demonstrates the qualities on the field that Brock represents. These qualities include, but are not limited to: being the underdog, stepping up the absense of others, being riddled with bad skin, and getting the job done in the face of adversity with less than spectacular athletic skill. Each weeks winner will be chosen by a membership vote and posted on the website.

What is the TBFE Game Ball Award
The Game Ball Award is given weekly to a TBFE member who goes above and beyond the call of duty during the respective week's Bear watching and related activities. Special acclaim is given to those members who sacrifice body (and/or brain cells) for the betterment of other TBFE members.

Some activties that deserve consideration:
 Performing the Heimlich maneuver on those members who have consumed too many spicy vegetables cooked up by Scaletta
 Kicking ass (especially on Packers or Vikings fans)
 Singing the Bears fight song (or Superbowl Shuffle) solo and a cappella
 Getting Walter Payton's number tattooed on their ass
 Any action the TBFE membership in attendance feels Da Coach would approve of or that could be labeled a "Ba-douche" by Jeff Joniak.
 
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