Last chance for the human race.

[GWTJ]

OK. An alien ship has come to earth and the aliens, who speak english, stop you and ask for some information.

They tell you that they want to destroy earth but are willing to examine and talk to the one living human on earth who best represents all of our best qualities, traits and abilities. They want to see the best earth has to offer before taking action.

So, who do you like for this job?

 

[Lance Alworth]

Barrack Obama, or at least thats who the MSM would have you believe best represents us.

 

[reclaimsocal]

Chuck Norris, because his beard alone could stop an alien invasion.

 

[Menelik]

Pete Dawkins or David Grange jr. or senior.

 

[White Shogun]

Jessica Biel. No way they'd destroy the planet with her as a sample of what earth can produce!

 

[jaxvid]

OK. An alien ship has come to earth and the aliens, who speak english, stop you and ask for some information.

They tell you that they want to destroy earth but are willing to examine and talk to the one living human on earth who best represents all of our best qualities, traits and abilities. They want to see the best earth has to offer before taking action.

So, who do you like for this job?

I'd tell them "you're talking to him".

Then after a while BOOM!!!!!!

 

[GWTJ]

Jessica Biel. No way they'd destroy the planet with her as a sample of what earth can produce!

Let's hope the aliens aren't ugly lesbians, or Jessica and the rest of us are toast.

 

[jaxvid]

Jessica Biel. No way they'd destroy the planet with her as a sample of what earth can produce!

Let's hope the aliens aren't ugly lesbians, or Jessica and the rest of us are toast.

Wouldn't the ugly lesbians love Jessica Biel? What kind of ugly lesbians do you know?

 

[reclaimsocal]

Jessica Biel. No way they'd destroy the planet with her as a sample of what earth can produce!

Let's hope the aliens aren't ugly lesbians, or Jessica and the rest of us are toast.

Wouldn't the ugly lesbians love Jessica Biel? What kind of ugly lesbians do you know?

Maybe they are the kind of lesbians who are into the Fat Dykes with Mullets that wear men's clothing. Of course I've never understood why girls who are into girls would be into a girl who was trying to be a man.... Isn't that like being the opposite of gay?

 

[jaxvid]

Jessica Biel. No way they'd destroy the planet with her as a sample of what earth can produce!

Let's hope the aliens aren't ugly lesbians, or Jessica and the rest of us are toast.

Wouldn't the ugly lesbians love Jessica Biel? What kind of ugly lesbians do you know?

Maybe they are the kind of lesbians who are into the Fat Dykes with Mullets that wear men's clothing.  Of course I've never understood why girls who are into girls would be into a girl who was trying to be a man....  Isn't that like being the opposite of gay?


 

I think the fat dykes with the mullets would go for the foxy feminine babes in a minute, they have the dyky girlfriends because, well to be indelicate ---who the hell else would go down on them?

 

[whiteCB]

George Carlin