The race-mixing bulldozer keeps rolling along. ESPN hopes to sell Fantasy Football to white women by referring to NFL blacks as "marriage material".
ESPN thinks Fantasy Football is too complicated for the female brain to understand, so it's simplifying the stats into terms women will comprehend by posting "relationship-based rankings."
Apparently because women can't grasp the concepts posted on the thousands of existing Fantasy Football sites, the Sisters Williams will dispense their advice in female-friendly terms that parallel the game to dating.
"That's why we have a simple relationship-based rating system that cuts through all of the clutter," the sisters wrote. "LeSean McCoy and Calvin Johnson are two of the very best players in the game, so we consider them 'Marriage Material' (elite players). Arian Foster and Andre Johnson? 'Boyfriend Potential' (terrific catches). Wes Welker and Vernon Davis—'It's Complicated' (pretty good placeholders until you find something better). And so on."
Yeah Welker just a placeholder as one of the leading pass catchers of this era. But at least they weren't so blatant as to use Riley Cooper as the example. Wonder where Ray Rice figures in the ratings?
Here's a picture of the fat mudsharks.
ESPN thinks Fantasy Football is too complicated for the female brain to understand, so it's simplifying the stats into terms women will comprehend by posting "relationship-based rankings."
Apparently because women can't grasp the concepts posted on the thousands of existing Fantasy Football sites, the Sisters Williams will dispense their advice in female-friendly terms that parallel the game to dating.
"That's why we have a simple relationship-based rating system that cuts through all of the clutter," the sisters wrote. "LeSean McCoy and Calvin Johnson are two of the very best players in the game, so we consider them 'Marriage Material' (elite players). Arian Foster and Andre Johnson? 'Boyfriend Potential' (terrific catches). Wes Welker and Vernon Davis—'It's Complicated' (pretty good placeholders until you find something better). And so on."
Yeah Welker just a placeholder as one of the leading pass catchers of this era. But at least they weren't so blatant as to use Riley Cooper as the example. Wonder where Ray Rice figures in the ratings?
Here's a picture of the fat mudsharks.
