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Below are the statlines of five Chiefs wide receivers: Player A (contract: $25M over next 2 years): 6 catches 104 receiving yards (average 17.3) 2 catches of longer than 20 yards Player B (contract: $6.5M over next 4 years): 13 catches 140 receiving yards (average 10.8) 1 catch of longer than...

Get a load of this embarrassing interview with Pete Buttigieg. I had trouble telling whether it was satire at first, but it appears to be genuine. Somewhat surprisingly, other liberal outlets are clowning on Wired for this absurdity...

From the makers of "Boring Feet", I present to you: "Boring Answers": The hell's he supposed to do, put on a clown nose and juggle? Not to say that the Falcons are in dire need of offensive line help, but hopefully Skoronski makes them regret passing on him in favor of a "generational" running...

Hey Deion, maybe if you cared so much about HBCUs, you should've stayed at Jackson State instead of taking the Colorado job and bringing all of Jackson State's star players with you. Also, didn't you complain about how the Lions only showed James Houston's Florida highlights after they drafted...

If I recall correctly, Murray was a low risk, "can't miss" prospect who was supposedly one of the safest bust-proof picks in the draft that year. Really interesting how those alleged high-floor guys seem to flame out at about the same rate as anyone else. Other notable examples include Calvin...

20.08%, of course

Someone at ABC just announced that 300,000 fans attended the draft in Kansas City. Yeah right

There's no amount of money that you could pay me to wear a jersey that has "NFL DRAFT" on the nameplate

Cowboys just took a 5'5" running back who runs a 4.6 40. Basically an even worse version of Clyde Edwards-Helaire. Best players play though

40/203, that's 19.7%. Right around that magic number.

The fact that Wypler is still on the board is ridiculous. I expected him to go in the mid to late 2nd.

And the Seahawks take an African center with Luke Wypler somehow still available.

The Buccaneers picks so far: Calijah, Cody, YaYa, SirVocea. Guess which one is white. Real head scratcher.

Imagine being one of the NPCs who watches this "Judge Steve Harvey" show that's being advertised on ABC

Browns apparently didn't get the memo

Argh, I'm happy for Jones, but that's a crowded WR room he's entering. Hopefully he gets some playing time early and doesn't have to serve an apprenticeship.

Alright, that works too!

O'Connell would be a fun pick for the Saints here, replace one Purdue QB with another

Keeping with tradition, the Colts take an edge rusher with the most African name they can find

Haha thanks! It should be a close one this year. 5 whites were taken in the first round: Skoronski, Van Ness, Campbell, Kincaid, Bresee. So far we have Jalen Carter and Jalin Hyatt. Jaelyn Duncan and Jaylon Jones are very likely to be picked on day 3, but the whites are probably still favored...

Now "Bergstrom", that's clearly one of our guys! Fun draft prop for future years, which will there be more of: whites in the first round, or unique spellings of "Jalen" across all 7 rounds?

According to ABC, "DeMarvion" is "today's NFL linebacker"

Never mind, my apologies to the Saints! Nice pick!

Saints have to be pissed about that, I know they liked Murphy. They'll probably reach on an even worse edge rusher here. Maybe Keion White, just to clear out the green room of everyone except Levis.

Instead they choose a guy who will sit behind Hubbard and Hendricks. What a dumb pick.