I help my girlfriend sometimes with her kennel getting things done when it's too hectic for her and I just had one of the stupidest things happen to me. I was bending down helping a owner put a leash on a over- excited large golden retreiver and the dog lept straight up nose-first into my right eye. It looks like I may be dealing with a nice shiner for a while. I don't think anybody in this town where I live is going to believe my story of what happened. It's going to look like I lost a fight!...Any stories of the stupidest thing that happened to members of CF?