Funny, Stupid, Bizarre, and Delightfully Dumb Comments Made On Boxing Threads Abound

[Ambrose]

This thread is to ridicule the fools that make ridiculous comments on threads elsewhere. Here is one to start:

"... After last night, everybody with half a brain (AKA HanzGruber status) knows Wilder would demolish Wlad. The youth and athleticism will be the difference... If he thought Jennings was athletic and mobile, damn. Not to mention Wlad loses the size advantage he has feasted on through his entire career. Add to all of that the fact that Wilder has 32 KOS in 33 fights...."

Persona "Golovokin", Boxingscene, 26/4/15

 

[a5308860]

This thread is to ridicule the fools that make ridiculous comments on threads elsewhere. Here is one to start:

"... After last night, everybody with half a brain (AKA HanzGruber status) knows Wilder would demolish Wlad. The youth and athleticism will be the difference... If he thought Jennings was athletic and mobile, damn. Not to mention Wlad loses the size advantage he has feasted on through his entire career. Add to all of that the fact that Wilder has 32 KOS in 33 fights...."

Persona "Golovokin", Boxingscene, 26/4/15

Great thread.

There will be a lot of Wilder comments as he is the flavor of the week but Wilder will be a much easier fight for Wlad. Plus, Wilder doesn't even have the balls to fight Wlad. He's waiting it out until Wlad retires. Also, Mariusz Wach was bigger than Wlad. So Wlad has fought guys of Wilder's size before.

 

[a5308860]

Can this include bizarre and stupid "news articles" as well? Here is one from a UK source:

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...-bryant-jennings-to-defend-heavyweight-titles

Comments from the "writer:"

Klitschko, 39, at times even looked ordinary.

The crossroads came early in the 10th round when referee Mike Griffin finally deducted a point from Klitschko for holding after no less than two warnings. At that point – accounting for the deduction – Klitschko led 86-84, 86-84 and 88-82 on the official cards. Had Jennings pushed the pace and pulled Klitschko further into deep waters, it might have been enough to secure the upset.

Yet even in victory we saw in Klitschko a hint of decline – and therein a glimpse of the beginning of the end.

Comments from readers/idiots:

The longest reign since Joe Louis, or just seems the longest? No denying the man has dominated perhaps the weakest era in heavyweight boxing history, nor his obviously impressive physical attributes and finely tuned skills, but you have to wonder why people are still paying to see him fight. Boxing is, after all, supposed to be, at its best, an exciting sport. This guy has never been that, and isn't going to become that now. The sooner he is gone, the better. Vitali was much, much better to watch. - gradely53

A sad thing for the sport when a 39 year old, beyond his prime, is the best in the world. - malcolmoz

Klitschko has always been ordinary.The heavyweight boxing scene has been a joke for about the past decade. Since the likes of Lennox Lewis, Holyfield and Tyson left the scene I have not seen a single genuine top class fighter in that division. - Subterranean99

I have no doubt a lot of these comments are from those that though Haye was their savior. Sour grapes.

Tyson was past his best by age 23 and how many times did Lewis get KTFO by fighters that had no business beating him. How many times did he under perform? Even after Emanuel Steward took over in his corner.