Was talking to someone at the store today and he breathlessly told me how Tiger was making a run in the final round. "If he keeps going and posts something, who knows, he may win!" So I just now turned on the Golf Channel to see how it turned out though I am mainly watching the Aussie men's final, and it was 14 non-stop, commercial free minutes analyzing Woods' final round, his swing, his state of mind, everything but the color and firmness of his feces this morning. And I turned it on the middle of it; who knows how long the actual worshiping segment lasted. Tiger finished tied for 23rd. Washington, D.C. is forever stuck in 1945 as far as how it views the world. The Golf Channel is permanently stuck in 2000, Tiger's best year when he won the U.S. Open by 15 strokes and three of the four majors. Forever hopeful, forever adoring. . .