Tiger Woods

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  1. Thrashen

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    Tigirl’s 14[SUP]th[/SUP] (and hopefully final) Major Championship was won at the U.S. Open in June 2008. If he indeed returns from his back surgery for the U.S. Open in June 2014, it’ll have been 6 full years since his last Major victory. It should also be noted that Wood’s hasn’t won at the Master’s since 2005. “Golf Digest†seems to think that Woods could actually miss all four Major Championships…

    Honestly, as much as I detest “Captain Corntooth,†I’d much prefer to see him play and continue to titillate/torture the media by faltering.
     
  2. Thrashen

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    After Tiger’s latest alleged back injury and subsequent withdrawal at the WGC Bridgestone (which conveniently came when he was 18 shots back of the leader) ESPN and other Tiger-centrics in the golf world seem to be frustrated with their fading idol. Yesterday on ESPN, I heard a nut-hugger (Pablo Torre) on the show “Around the Horn” utter: “At this point, it’s almost as if we in the media are trying to ‘will’ Tiger to break Jack’s record, but it doesn’t seem like it’s going to happen.”

    On the ESPN show “PTI,” Bob Ryan (filling in for Tony Kornheiser), the elderly buffoon who is normally as anti-white as humanly possible, emphatically said: “Tiger has the body of an old man. It’s over. He is finished. At this point, we shouldn’t discuss if he’ll break Jack’s record, we should wonder if he’s ready to move on from golf and do something else with his life.”

    Tiger will almost certainly miss the final major tournament of the year, the PGA Championship. When the 2015 Masters tees off next April, it’ll have been 7 years since Tiger’s final victory at a Major Championship.

    Despite the fact that His Royal Majesty is almost surely not playing, check out this screen shot from the PGA Championship website...

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  3. Don Wassall

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    Like so many "black" athletes, Woods is aging rapidly and ungracefully. Last week I watched part of Golf Channel's (aka Tiger Channel's) replay of the final round of the 2000 PGA at Valhalla, when Woods and Bob May had their memorable final round duel. Woods looks to have aged more than 20 years since then, and his body was lithe and supple then, before what was likely many years of a juicing regimen that turned him into the hulk so adored by his media enablers and protectors.

    And man he was admittedly terrific that day; the contrast to his level of play now was startling to realize. 2000 was Woods at his peak; yet the media still continues to worship him in the same mode they did then to this very day, although it does seem that the reality of his embarrassing decline while still in his 30s is finally beginning to set in.

    Woods was just 32 when he won his last major, the age when most golfers are hitting their best years, Justin Rose, Adam Scott, Phil Mickelson, Bubba Watson and Sergio Garcia being good examples. Few top golfers decline so early and swiftly. Will the media ever show any interest in whether Woods "cheated" or will they always stick to the convenient myth that he outworked everyone else on the practice range and in the gym? As with Serena Williams, bet on the latter; black heroes just aren't given the "Lance Armstrong treatment" unless they have an epic fail on an O.J. Simpson like level.
     
  4. Thrashen

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    The PGA Championship begins tomorrow and still, Tiger “titillates” the Caste Media, who are gnawing away at their fingernails wondering if their always-discourteous brown savior will enter the tournament, or miss his 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] major of the season due to injury. If only to further the acute humiliation that has been Woods’ 2014 campaign, I hope that he does play, aggravate his alleged back injury, “quit” again after playing poorly (he’d never quit if he had a chance to win, remember the 2008 U.S. Open?), and run home to Lindsey Vonn Afrika with his dingleberry-encrusted tail between his legs.

    “His Divine Golfing Holiness,” hallowed be thy name, has been granted a special extention to enter the tournament up until the moment he's scheduled to tee off...

    72 hours ago, Tiger couldn’t even stand up straight, walk, or get into his car in the parking lot. Magically, a mere four days later, he suddenly “might” be able to play in a major tournament? I think he’s a melodramatic fraud and attention-whore...

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    Apparently, without “Der Schwarzen Scheißkerl” in contention, the DWF’s are no longer watching golf, particularly major championships. Some grim news from USA Today concerning the ratings for this PGA season…

    Link: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...rennan-pga-championship-tiger-woods/13637647/

    Even at his worst, Tiger has talent and will always be a threat to win big tournaments if he’s playing and gets hot. For that reason, I’m not sure whether I’d prefer that he retires from golf altogether, or continue on his current path of creating an orgasmic media spectacle whenever he plays, only to end in another wretched performance, missing the cut, or “quitting” due to his infinite collection of injuries. The latter is much more fun!
     
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  5. Carolina Speed

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    Woods has arrived at Valhalla according to the Golf Channel.
     
  6. Carolina Speed

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    I find it interesting how the Golf Channel is seemingly diagnosing his problem with Woods' back. They're saying how impossible it is that he's even thinking about playing or playing well, based on what happened last Sunday. All we know is Woods says he had back spasms.

    He has supposedly recovered enough to play in 3 tournaments and showed no signs of trouble until he started playing poorly at Firestone! No one REALLY knows how bad his back is.

    It's a win, win for Woods and the adoring media.

    If he somehow plays well and wins or finishes in the top 10, they'll say how much courage he has and how great he is for playing through back problems even though we really don't know all the details. If he plays poorly and then starts blaming the back, he's off the hook and how courageous he was for trying.

    Only Woods knows the truth and I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him!

    BTW, I caution ya'll don't watch the Golf Channel for too long. You may become violently sick on your stomach!
     
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  7. Thrashen

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    A mere 72 hours ago, he could barely stand erect, walk, or enter his vehicle without what appeared to be severe back pain...

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    Now he’s bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, his face is painted with a yellow-toothed, watermelon grin and he’s ready to shoot a practice round…

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    As Carolina Speed noted, this pity-seeking charlatan will use this “injury,” which conveniently seems to rear its ugly head exclusively when he’s playing poorly, to his advantage.
     
  8. veritas

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    Tiger Woods and Bill Clinton are BOTH in my fair town this evening. I have issued public service announcements to keep all white women indoors and protected in the meantime.

    On a serious, related note...I saw Jim Furyk at a local restaurant and he seemed like a nice guy.
     
  9. jaxvid

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    The recuperative powers of Super Heroes are different from mere mortals like you and me. Look how quickly Captain America or Wolverine heal from their devastating injuries.

    From a practical sense I get what Wood is doing. The way the media has set up the tournaments it's all about Woods. If he is doing poorly what's the point? Can it be more embarrassing to have the largest media contingent and gallery for a guy 20 shots off the lead?

    He's so rich the few thousand he makes from his low finish won't even cover the bill for his whores for the week, so why keep on playing? But even Tiger can't just walk away like a bitch. So he has to feign injury to get out. If the media would stop centering a circus around him then maybe he could be like other golfers, stick some great rounds in with a few clunkers. But the bar is so high that it's a big let down for a lot of people whenever he sucks. Maybe in a perverse way he is doing everyone a favor by leaving early?

    I still think he can put up some good numbers but you have to wonder how his mind has been effected. At one time it was his supreme confidence and will to win that really gave him the edge. That has to have been seriously eroded. It wasn't so long ago he was putting up No. 1 golfer numbers. It's still possible, he ain't that old.
     
  10. Thrashen

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    I read an article (see link below) about Woods’ pain-free practice round at the PGA…

    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/tiger-woods-play-pga-championship-article-1.1893934

    Some extremely interesting comments below the article, presumably from casual golf fans and not racially-cognizant types like us here…




    I've been reading the comments below Tiger articles for years, and I've never seen comments like that before.

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  11. Carolina Speed

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    After winning 5 times last year and being named PGA POY with swing coach Sean Foley, Woods has decided to fire him!

    I guess he's looking for an excuse as to why he's playing poorly other than the mirror.
     
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    John Daly: PGA drug testing a "big joke"

    http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/12458833/john-daly-calls-pga-tour-drug-testing-big-joke

    Interesting excerpts:

    I believe there is enough circumstantial evidence to link Woods to PED use. I also think over the next 5 or so years, direct evidence will come out that will expose Woods as the cheater we believe him to be.
     
  13. Don Wassall

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    In 2001, someone paid $125,000 for a Tiger Woods card that was detached from a sheet of bound-in cards that were carried in the December 1996 issue of Sports Illustrated for Kids. The card graded PSA 10, meaning it was in gem mint condition.

    Last month that same card sold for $5,878, or a decline of $119,122.
     
  14. Thrashen

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    Over the years, I’ve read some stunningly dull-witted, Tiger-aggrandizing, anti-white articles on Tiger Woods. The unadulterated idiocy below (entitled: “Tiger Woods Played Better When He Played for a Greater Causeâ€), wretched forth by Golf.com’s Michael Bamberger, surely ranks with the all-time greats.

    This fictitious filth hits all the customary talking points: ceaseless racism against Tiger, MLK, rich white America’s racism against blacks (at golf courses and ski slopes), excusing Earl Woods’ passionate racism against whites, excusing Tiger’s poor sportsmanship, and even making light of Tiger’s legendary infidelity (dehumanizing the waitresses, literal prostitutes, porn stars, D-list socialites, and other low-budget skanks be indiscriminately fornicated with by referring to the national outrage as a “Stiletto Paradeâ€). Strap yourself in, this is a good one…



    As we all well know, Tiger’s mother (Kultida Punsawad) is 1/2 Thai, 1/4 Chinese, and 1/4 Dutch...

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    Wood’s father, Earl (the militant “Black Nationalistâ€) is of black, Native American, and European descent...

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    So what is Tiger…1/16th black? 1/8th black at best? Can you imagine a white athlete with so little European DNA being the lone “representative†of their race in a sport? Surely, the “One Drop Rule†is every bit as valid as it was hundreds of years ago.

    Link: http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/tiger-woods-played-better-when-he-played-greater-cause
     
  15. Awake in America

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    My goodness, the agenda is not hidden in the least. I read the whole thing. What a complete dung pile. Now, how do I unread it? Do all Jewish males who fail to get into law school become sportswriters? I'm making an assumption, but that name echoed a good bit.
     
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    Sports Illustrated’s Michael Bamberger, the author of the piece (of desiccated excrement) I posted above, hails from inner-city Philadelphia, has black, kinky hair, dark eyes, a fake Germanic surname, wormed his way into a senior writer position despite a paucity of talent/creativity, and clearly fancies himself as some sort of “Anti-Racist†(Marxist Translation: “Anti-Whiteâ€). You’re correct in assuming that he's a Jew…

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    FYI, I’ve known lots of PA Germans with that surname, which likely derives from those who immigrated from the town of Bamberg in Bavaria.

    For the first time in two decades, Bamberger's Lord and Savior, Woods, is no longer ranked in the top 100. From USA Today...

     
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    With the 2015 Masters a little over a week away (April 9[SUP]th[/SUP]), it seems that Woods is prepared to once again “titillateâ€￾ the corporate media and DWF’s with the now-ubiquitous question each and every time a Major Championship tournament is forthcoming: “Will Tiger Play?â€￾ From SBNation...

    I hope he does register at the last moment, plays in the tournament, and embarrasses himself...

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    As you’ve all probably heard, Tiger Woods and the always-repulsive “Lindsey Vonn Afrikaâ€￾ called it quits after 2 years of dating this past Sunday. Apparently, Tiger is taking the loss of his flat-chested, pie-faced wiggeress very hard…

    Don’t worry, Tiger, there are likely unwashed throngs of insincere white whores who only like you for your fame/fortune lining up to spend your money.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...g-sleep-over-lindsey-vonn-split-father-death/

    What consequences this break-up will have on his golf game remains to be seen, but it's good to see an interracial couple split, especially without producing any children...

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    Thrashen wrote: but it's good to see an interracial couple split, especially without producing any children...

    Amen to that!
     
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    I figure I'd put this here. There's a NCAA Minority PGA Collegiate Championship? http://www.pga.com/news/pga/bethune...legiate-golf-championship?cid=pgacomsocial_tw

    I'm sure these fellows will be on their way to dominating the PGA Tour in a couple of years.... :icon_rolleyes: Watch out Jordan and Rory! :lol:

    In all seriousness though, there must really not be any good black golfers coming up at all. If one had anything close to PGA talent, you know they'd be fast tracked to get on tour.
     
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    I love how the tabloid stresses that Woods has an addiction. Yes sex is addictive as heroine or cocaine....:bowl: Keep it in mind this is a tabloid that also has aliens landed in my field story, but they also have been on point with the Bruce Jender story, so who knows if this is totally accurate.
     
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    Vonn might be one of the stupidest White persons on the planet. Trusting a known cheater who's had 120 affairs to not cheat on you? Yea, okay....
     
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    After finishing in a tie for 17th place at “The Masters,” Woods played very poorly at “The Players” this past weekend, finishing tied for 69th in a field of 75.

    Two moments that should be quite embarrassing for a 14-time Major winner included an animated “fist pump” after making the cut by the skin of his teeth and hooking a drive so bad in the 3rd round that it traveled only 105-yards and landed near the ladies tee…

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/media...-championship/
     
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    If the world were as upside down as Affirmitive Action Negroids in sports that are devoid of Negroids, then in a parallel universe these stars would be White. Note don't drink any sodas or alcohol while watching this video....:bowl:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRcex9NEJZE
     

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