Tiger Woods' return to Golf

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When will Tiger Woods return to active competition in Golf?

  1. This year, in time for the Master's

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  2. ", in time for the US Open

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  3. ", in time for the British Open

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  4. ", in time for the PGA

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  5. Next year at the beginning of the Tour

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  6. Next year, in time for the Master's

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  7. Even later than that...

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  1. Solomon Kane

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    Well, I think he will return in time for thePGA, because I don't think he can stand a whole year away from the majors.
     
  2. Thrashen

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    Rest assured that the return of the world's Prodigal Son will be soon enough to make his bizarre attempt at regret look authentic"¦to create the illusion that he and his contractual wife have truly "reconciled,"Â￾ and that he is concluding his "cheating cornhole rehabilitation"Â￾ (woops, I'm mean "sexual addiction"Â￾) program. Just another corporate ruse which the news-jews are pretending to champion so that the DWFs may believe in Santa Claus once again. He'll be back this season, more conceited than ever.

    I saw some ESPN jock-huffers (during the 24-7 coverage of The Speech) nearly shedding a tear from Tiger's peculiar word-selection and robotic delivery"¦which they claimed that Tiger "wrote himself."Â￾ Supreme naivety. It was clearly written to sound as if it were "his own words."Â￾ Tiger's professional writing team produces even lamer drivel than Obongo's team"¦.Barack being Tiger's equally non-african political counterpart.Edited by: Thrashen
     
  3. Don Wassall

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    I voted U.S. Open. He's done his contrived penance as demanded by the media. As soon as he finishes his "treatment" I expect him to be back playing. There's no reason not to really. He's always been a spoiled a-hole, now everyone knows it. This wholetime off charadeis mainlytoease the hurt feelings of the shocked and always gullible DWFs. Edited by: Don Wassall
     
  4. Bart

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    He will begin to prep for the Masters. He will claim it's part of the family therapy and bring his skank and kids with him to Augusta for photo ops.
     
  5. sport historian

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    From what I can tell from surfing the internet, most of the DWFs want their beloved Tiger back playing golf as soon as possible.
     
  6. whiteathlete33

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    Isn't Woods taking PED's? There was an article about that in some magazine a while ago.
     
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    You mean those racially castrated, sorry@$$ pukes in the gallery cheering rapidly on every one of "Cheatah's" strokes? What a bunch of simpleton sheeple! I've hated those DWFs since "Cheatah" first came aboard the PGA & I've never like his (caste-pushed) @$$. [​IMG]
     
  8. white is right

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    He has to be. The stories of his crazed sexual appetite are a sign of PED usage, either that or he is a Jack Rabbit....... [​IMG] Edited by: white is right
     
  9. DixieDestroyer

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    He's probably no "natural" jack rabbit...I'm sure he ate a few Viagra before his little escapades.
     
  10. white is right

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    Yes supposedly Viagra is the breakfast of champions for porn actors. I was picturing scene from Party Animal where Woods runs from woman to woman in record time....... [​IMG] [​IMG] Edited by: white is right
     
  11. sport historian

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    There is a piece of "file footage" the networks run when discussing Woods' transgressions. It shows Woods' wife putting her arm around and kissing him. This is looped again and again. Woods and wife obviously went out of their way to flaunt themselves. I wonder if they will be doing this when he returns to golf.
     
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    WIS you are right, I ran into Evan Stone (Porn Star) the other day at the supermarket. I thought he was Dennis Quid. We starting talking. He said he takes little chips of Viagra when he feels "tired" in order to get the job done. But usually he said he doesn't need it, because the chicks are so hot. He is 44 yrs old. Cool guy, not aloof, says he has to move on into other facets of the porn industry because he is getting old. He said once the girls say "you mean I gotta bang the old guy(him)" it a sign to look into directing or producing.[​IMG]
     
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    I thought only Whites aged, got wrinkled, while those with the "magical" black ancestry defied the aging process? WOW!
     
  14. Deadlift

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    His lips look like one giant herpes virus!!
     
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    The "magical mongrel"....Cheatah Woods! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Maybe the next time we see this look on Eldrick's face that Deadlift posted is when Elin tells him "Oh by the way, during our time apart I also decided to give into the world's temptations such as you. I decided to have group sex, and take on the entire Georgetown Basketball team as the lone female. I am sure you will understand and call us even."

    Eldrick what a loser, and his wife, if she stays with him even worse. [​IMG]
     
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    More like an entire NHL team, as I'm sure those men would actually satisfy her, unlike the overcompensating mini-c0ck TiGIRL.

    Not that any real white man should have any sexual desire for that loser tramp, Elin. She looks like a reptilian skeleton...no wonder she was "model material" back home in Sweden, as the homosexual PTB are clueless (what else in new?) when it comes to actual female beauty. Edited by: Thrashen
     
  18. Deadlift

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    How long before Tiger goes the "Michael Jackson" route?

    He'll narrow the nose, get a lip-reduction, and if possible, a smaller set of eye-balls! His daughter has the giant dark-eyes, too.

    It's UNCANNY how those black genetics are almost always passed-on to the next generation. I call it "the curse of the negro."

    As we know, if a White man has a child with a more "Euro-looking" East Asian (a few exist) or an upper-class mestiza, the kids will usually look human. And that's because White blood isn't cursed! We can have beautiful kids with beautiful women!
     
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    DL, God bless the superior blood of Das Herrenvolk![​IMG]
     
  20. Rodney King

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    Curse of the negro? Come on guys, what you are saying is just rude and very disrespectful to his wife (gorgeous white girl) and kids (beautiful mixed kids). Let's be Christians about this and believe in the best for everyone.<div>
    </div><div>Regarding his abilities, he's easily better than any white golfer ever. Maybe Vijay could give him a run on a good day, but nobody else.</div>
     
  21. FootballDad

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    Hey Rodney, this is the "happy hour" section, where anything goes. And besides that, Tiger Woods is a despicable human being. As for his golf game, I'm not going to disparage that.
     
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    Its obvious that you have no relationship experience. You dont realize how emotional having kids can be. To have kids and then run off and have sex with all of these other women is heartbreaking to the other person.
     
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    Rodney King, you're a sensitive little boy, aren't you? This troll is certainly not a real person expressing their own opinion"¦just some random turd trying to say the opposite of every discussion. How cliche.
     
  24. white is right

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    Hey guys give Rodney a break he has lost about 30 IQ points over the years with PCP abuse, beatings and drinking malt liquor. By the way Rodney Vijay isn't a Negroid. Edited by: white is right
     
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    Can't we just all get along?[​IMG][​IMG] "Sorry" to see Rodney go. He was an interesting study in ignorant DW(B?)F commentary.
     

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