Really Bad Defenders

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  1. Matra2

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    Obviously Rodgers has not seen the light because Toure just scored an epic own goal 7 minutes in against Fulham. This is even worse than the mistake against West Brom. Just when I think things can't get any worse...
     
  2. Matra2

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    And just as I sent my lost post Toure accidently bowls over the referee! :doh:

    Maybe he needs glasses.
     
  3. ThePhilosopher

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    This is Toure's own goal:

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    (C'mon,post the gif,it takes a minute!)

    But,it can get worse,he is yet to outdo the best defender in the world:



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    This one's better because he beat his keeper and another defender too!
     
  4. Awake in America

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    I don't even like soccer (which is not to say I don't respect the game), but I think I have watched every linked highlight posted here. This thread is PURE GOLD.
     
  5. frederic38

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    not everybody know how to find a gif and post it
    mentionning that a black defender did something bad is good enough, then somebody who knows where to look must post the gif
    so thanks for the gif :thumbsup:

    thanks
    that's one of the last things i really enjoy in soccer as it is today
    if you want more there is the first thread i created about it:

     
  6. ThePhilosopher

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    Thank you,I'll take some credit:becky:.

    One :grouphug: for Castefootball's 'Soccer' posters.
     
  7. ThePhilosopher

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    C'mon!
    Just go through :

    1) http://www.101greatgoals.com/clean_feeds/gif/

    2) http://footygifs.co.uk/

    3) Alternatively,just google (for example) "Kolo Toure own goal gif".

    You'll get most things from the above three sources.

    Once you have the gif,just copy the link and insert it between the [​IMG] code.

    That's all.
     
  8. frederic38

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    i agree for the first part, but then it's better to download the gif and then upload it on http://minus.com/ or a similar website
    it takes only 10 seconds and this way the gif will not be deleted
    so it's better to do it this way
     
  9. frederic38

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    diwara, marseille's defender, had an horrible match against nice as he scored an owngoal and was horrible on another one
    and marseille lost the match because of him

    the owngoal:

    [video=youtube_share;WY4l8vIuHTM]http://youtu.be/WY4l8vIuHTM[/video]

    and the other goal where he allowed nice's player to shoot while he should have cleared the ball easily:

    http://youtu.be/W44G4Ymg9KI?t=2m9s
     
  10. frederic38

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    and now the main event
    i don't know how i managed to miss this one
    a friend told me about it and i couldn't remember someone posting it
    it has to be the most beautiful owngoal of the season
    forget about kompany and kolo touré
    the talent is undoubtedly genetically determined because the best owngal of the year is from kurt zouma's brother, lionel zouma (kurt zouma, the security guard who signed for chelsea while being suspended for 10 matches in ligue 1 and while being the 3rd choice in his club)


    [video=youtube;x0ZOrRtD_Rs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ZOrRtD_Rs[/video]

    i think that you have to clck on the link as you can't watch it on this website: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ZOrRtD_Rs
     
  11. ThePhilosopher

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    {Yes,the poster of the vid(ligue1 official) has barred it from being accessed by Castefootball.us .}

    This is by far one of the worst own goals I have ever seen,the black was so casual,you'd be forgiven to think he was playing with his homies in da hood.

    What was he thinking(was he even)?
    The only direction he must be aiming for was up the field,not the other way!
    Even he was forced to clear in the direction of his own goal,surely he must be kicking with a little more force?

    Or,did little Lionel forget which side he was plays for?

    But,considering the fact that jews run the EPL,you can be assured he'll be moving to England soon.That is if he hasn't already been earmarked as the successor to Kolo Toure's post of Clown#1 by Tom Werner,the jew that runs Liverpool.They'll have to get him by next year if they want him to get an official 'Kolo Toure's school of clowning' apprenticeship license.

    Can't see Kolo playing for more than year(well,not at the highest level anyway) as his fitness is rather questionable to say the least:

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    (Yeah,male boo*s and a KFC belly).
    Technically speaking such whales(by an athlete's standards) should be fired,but then that's 'black privilege'.

    This one,from a few years back,got fined though:


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...00-000-fat--dropped-slimming-regime-slow.html
     
  12. Matra2

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    All I see here is two men embracing in a public washroom. I don't want to know any more.
     
  13. ThePhilosopher

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    That is a rather bold statement.
    I only see one man.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Good old Boateng,playing with his eyes closed.:nerd:

    This guy bought the dummy so easily,it beggars belief that he plays for Bayern.
     
  15. frederic38

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    after some pathetic defensive work by the black marseille defenders, the future chelsea "star" kurt zouma misses an open goal with a short range header

    http://youtu.be/BSdcE6G8TVs?t=24s

    blacks can't head the ball, incredible
     
  16. ThePhilosopher

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    A miss from point blank range....its a typical 'black star' alright.

    Has somebody come up with an excuse yet?
     
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    former french international william gallas now plays in australia:

    [video=youtube_share;6W6vWqhzKsw]http://youtu.be/6W6vWqhzKsw[/video]
     
  20. frederic38

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    fc porto lost 1-0 at home and their coach could be fired for this
    the black security guard mangala (reportedly manchester city want to sign him very soon for a lot of money - 40 millions) gave away a penalty in the last 10 minutes of the game:


    http://vk.com/video219672586_167557362?hash=85930eac61b63e55


    he also gave away the free kick that allowed atletico madrid to win in porto in champions league, a crucial win (porto eventually went out of the champions league)

    too violent, no brain
     
  21. ThePhilosopher

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    That tackle is indded so bad,it makes blacks like Sakho look good...I mean he had zero chance!

    Anywyas the two teams chasing him are both owned by non-whites and anti-whites by extension.

    Manu has jewish owners,Mancity have Arab owners.And don't rule jewish owned Chelsea buying him too.

    They all love spending money on blacks,this one is free this summer,they'll make him the highest paid defender in the PL this summer....wait and watch.


    A typical black,you mean to say....
     
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    guilavogui doing wonders for saint etienne:

    http://youtu.be/cQfxhzEe9oY

    they must be glad he's back to take the place of a more deserving white player after his flop in spain
     
  24. frederic38

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...e-blunder-boys-dis-graced-Premier-League.html

    an article about black defenders in premier league

    one of the black defenders mentionned in the article:

    <span dir="ltr">[video=youtube_share;p-Lkwq2ISxw]http://youtu.be/p-Lkwq2ISxw[/video]

    also tonight, essien gave away the ball against atletico, and it resulted in atletico's first goal:

    http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26506004

    losing the ball in this part of the pitch is a sure way to give the opposing team a goal scoring oportunity
     
  25. ThePhilosopher

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    Wow,nice find.:thumb:

    The article is about 'defenders who have disgraced the premier league',and its full of blacks!:grin:



    Well,Essien is another of those revolutionary black footballers who make you wonder which team they play for.

    The teams having such players are better off with ten men.
     

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