Really Bad Defenders

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pape diakhaté in spain against malaga:

[video=dailymotion;xybc6a]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xybc6a_pape-diakhate_shortfilms#.UUiRglfWplN[/video]
 

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the nigerian/english goalkeeper Carl Ikeme playing for wolverhampton can't control the ball:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xy...ol-city-2-1-16-3-2013_shortfilms#.UUiSe1fWplM

following that goal:

Wolves keeper Carl Ikeme is set to miss the rest of the season after breaking his hand punching a tactics board in anger over his side's calamitous own goal at the weekend.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...iss-rest-season-punching-wall-anger-goal.html

also another mistake by him:

[video=youtube_share;kbX3vYoMf5k]http://youtu.be/kbX3vYoMf5k[/video]

credit to the guy that sent it to me
 

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Hmm,this congolose goon is being branded around as one of the five best CB's in Europe.



Link.

See him getting dragged around for fun by Michu:

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he was exposed in QPR's latest match
now because of him QPR has very few chances of surviving

At 6ft 5in Christopher Samba has the capacity to do so but his performance was a personal nightmare that made a mockery of his £12.5m January transfer fee and the notion that he could be the club's survival talisman.

Samba's catalogue of errors proved impossible to salvage. The first aberration had him losing his bearings and hacking down Ashkan Dejagah for a penalty that Berbatov tucked away without missing a heartbeat.

Samba dwelt on the ball as the last man when under pressure from Damien Duff and prodded the ball at Berbatov who eased into space to beat Julio César.

The third goal came when Hangeland's back-heel exposed Samba in embarrassing fashion and John Arne Riise's driven cross hit Clint Hill and flew home.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/01/fulham-qpr-premier-league-match-report

highlights of the match:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xynp46_fulham-3-2-qpr-highlights_sport?search_algo=2#.UVo4pze7egs
 

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in the french league black goalkeeper hartock played his first ligue 1 game in 10 years (he was the 3rd goalkeeper most of his career but he played because of injuries)

he was horrible, had 4 goals scored against him, and got a red card

highlights of the game:

http://youtu.be/hMXHtqxd5f4

the other black goalkeeper ahamada also got a red card last weekend
 

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raphael varane was exposed against galatasaray:

Though the youngster has made a name for himself of late, this was not his night. The French defender did not make a single tackle. He was also beaten fairly easily on multiple occasions, including the chance that led to Galatasaray’s second goal.

he was nutmegged by sneijder on that goal:

[video=dailymotion;xyw2pv]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyw2pv_amazing-goal-sneijder-vs-real-madrid_shortfilms#.UWVR31cZ1lM[/video]
 

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Hey Frederic!

Speaking of bad black goalkeeping, one of your favorite players had another howler today. Its funny because I've barely been paying attention to MLS at all this season....but the very day I actually check the website, I see Bill Hamid did this: :becky:

Watch at 2:42

[video=youtube;q6Rg18JCGcg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Rg18JCGcg[/video]

:D
 
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Hey Frederic!

Speaking of bad black goalkeeping, one of your favorite players had another howler today. Its funny because I've barely been paying attention to MLS at all this season....but the very day I actually check the website, I see Bill Hamid did this: :becky:

Watch at 2:42

[video=youtube;q6Rg18JCGcg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Rg18JCGcg[/video]

:D

thanks :thumbsup:
also in MLS i saw the "goal of the decade" scored by henry, an acrobatic goal scored with the agility of a brontosaurus
so i also post an acrobatic black defending against gignac:

http://youtu.be/UQUegnsIyL0

another acrobatic backheel, by congré, against gignac again:

http://youtu.be/wxijJxeg1TQ

(yes, i just watched a compilation of gignac's goals this season that can be seen here: http://youtu.be/wL2mfj9JWhs some beautiful goals)

or maybe the legendary scorpion kick:

http://youtu.be/afnflTBzuys
 

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a post from another forum that was sent to me about chelsea's nigerian defensive middlefielder obi mikel:


Chelsea fans increasingly want this useless player to leave:

http://www.chelseafcforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7899&start=540

------

Games with Mikel starting
Games: 19
Wins: 9
Draws: 5
Defeats: 5
Points: 32
Goals For: 31
Goals against: 23
Points per game: 1.68
Goals scored per game: 1.63
Goals conceded per game: 1.21

Games without Mikel starting
Games: 19
Wins: 13
Draws: 4
Defeats: 2
Points: 43
Goals for: 44
Goals against: 16
Points per game: 2.26
Goals scored per game: 2.31
Goals conceded per game:0.84

remember why chelsea went out of this year's champions league early:

[video=youtube_share;_-4JCqEXXnQ]http://youtu.be/_-4JCqEXXnQ[/video]
 

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[video=dailymotion;x100t1y]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x100t1y_twente-groningen-braafheid-og_sport#from=embediframe[/video]

a funny owngoal by the dutch international edson Braafheid , a bayern munchen flop
 

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Ecuador kicks off against Germany and cedes the 2nd fastest goal in international history to Podolski:
[video=youtube;91mT2q8lP5M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91mT2q8lP5M[/video]
 

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Ecuador kicks off against Germany and cedes the 2nd fastest goal in international history to Podolski:
[video=youtube;91mT2q8lP5M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91mT2q8lP5M[/video]

Haha, strong defending there. This will go down as footage for a future highlight reel of worst defending. Maybe Frederic can use it in his next compilation of "Black Defenders 2013".

Funny reverse co-relation between fans in the stands and players on the field. Is Ecuador all black players?
 

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Ecuador kicks off against Germany and cedes the 2nd fastest goal in international history to Podolski:
[video=youtube;91mT2q8lP5M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91mT2q8lP5M[/video]

thanks, i was looking for the good place to post that quote about that french team i mentionned in this other thread

the team is starting to get very black...there are temperaments, qualities, that you will find in some people an not in others
everybody will tell you that blacks are very powerfull, but they are sometimes a little bit casual, a little bit lazy, and as a consequence it can be detrimental in terms of focus and concentration
i feel uncomfortable when i see only white people in paris (ile de france), and i can also feel uncomfortable when it's the other way around
don't call me a racist!
i have nothing against blacks in football
you can't at the same time blame the guillou project (that will bring many africans) on me, and say i'm racist!
When you say I'll have a team with a lot of blacks, you say I'll have a very beefy very physical team, which is still somewhat the case of the paris FC this year.
Today, more blacks make it in football because of their physique than because of their skills
i think that when you have a mainly african team it's harder to get fighting spirit, they're not easy to motivate, they have a character that generates a certain laxity

translated from: http://jourdesport.com/2012/06/15/d...apart-accuse-guillou-et-ferracci-au-paris-fc/
from the club's president
i think that it's usefull to have quotes from important people in the sport who think like us, i have posted a few of them already
this one illustrates perfectly this goal i think



Funny reverse co-relation between fans in the stands and players on the field. Is Ecuador all black players?

ecuador has a lot of blacks in the team, i think that it was giles daldanus (a poster here) who said that it was because the area where soccer is the most popular in ecuador is an area which is almost 100% blacks
i don't remember the name of the area
the only ecuadorian i ever met was mestizo
on the ecuador team, i think that the playmaker is mestizo, he plays in a russian club i think
the best players in ecuador's history are spencer who was black and english, then in more recent times aguinaga and kaviedes allowed them to qualify to their first world cup
aguinaga is of basque descent and is considered the best player ever in the national team, and kaviedes is of greek origin and he is probably their best goal scorer ever
at club level pato urrutia (basque) allowed them to win their first copa libertadores (south american champions league) ever, he's a legend
 

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i came accross a ranking of the goalkeepers with the most mistakes in the french league:

there are 20 goalkeepers in the list (1 per club)


the 12 players with the least mistakes out of 20 are whites, the best ones are pouplin, costil, sirigu

the worse ones (with the most mistakes) are agassa (remember the match when he did incredible number of errors and got a 0/10 mark on the french newspaper?) ahamada and then some white players but steve elana would be ahead of them but he played less (he only started playing at the half of the season when landreau left lillle)
the the 3 worst goalkeepers in this reagrd are blacks

the other black players, mandanda and thuram, are not amongst the 12 players with less mistakes...
and that's from the league that probably has the most black goalkeepers, but at the same time the level of our white goalkeepers is very good (the best one, lloris, does not play in the french league anymore though)
 

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an owngoal during sudan - ghana by sudan's goalkeeper:

[video=youtube_share;rqXCPY0dZw0]http://youtu.be/rqXCPY0dZw0[/video]

during the african qualifiers for the world cup
 

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i came accross the replay of dante's foul in the champions league final against dortmund:

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it was really a dumb foul, and it could have changed everything since at this momment dante already had a yellow card, so he should have been sent off for this foul in addition to the penalty

i can't believe that they didn't give him a second yellow card
i know that some don't like when the refereeing takes a too big place in the result, but there is no choice, this is poor control from the defender and he should have been sent off
that's an amateurish foul
he didn't even go for the ball, he couldn't control himself
i don't think that a white defender would have done such a dumb foul
manchester united must feel spoilt because they got a player sent off for less than that against real madrid, and bayern goes away with a bigger foul in the final

bayern might have been a better team than dortmund overall, but that's what happens when you have black defenders, they can make you lose the match on 1 play
but bayern got away with it
it's unfair
did the best team win? maybe, but bayern had black defenders, and they should have been punished for that
 

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Haiti vs El Salvador in the Gold Cup. Haitian keeper:

[video=youtube;kyNbGnMVkrg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyNbGnMVkrg[/video]
 

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a dumb own goal by dante for bayern:

[video=dailymotion;x13nk1j]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13nk1j_dante-own-goal-bayern-munich-3-1-borussia-monchengladbach-9-8-2013-video_shortfilms[/video]
 

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bayal sall, bouncer turned central defender, smashes the ball inside his own net and gets saint etienne out of the europa league:

[video=dailymotion;x14avsj]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14avsj_bayal-sall_sport[/video]

saint etienne went a long way from the time when they were one of the best european teams in the 70's with white players
 
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