LA Galaxy go gay, hooray!

[Phall]

The Los Angeles Galaxy have traded their leading scorer Mike Magee to Chicago for the privilege of hosting American pro sports' first mentally unstable disease vector: Robbie Rogers.

Robbie Rogers "retired" from soccer a few short months ago in typical homosexual fashion, posting a note on his internet blog with the footnote "I'm gay" at the end. After this "brave" pronouncement, he endured a litany of slobbering support from the media and all polite company. I can't remember whether or not fellow homosexual Barack Obama called him to solicit casual sex, but I am sure at least a few tweets were exchanged.

Rogers has played some games for the US national team and scored a goal once, but his pseudo-retirement came after failing to win minutes in England's third-tier division. He was allegedly focusing on his "fashion line" while writing a monthly column for 'Men's Fitness' magazine (surely another bastion of homosexuality). Despite the roar of positive publicity, he abandoned this plan immediately and returned to Los Angeles to "train" with the Galaxy, mulling a "comeback".

Due to strange MLS rules, Rogers' rights were held by the Chicago Fire, meaning that his return to the league would be negotiated through their club. LA was happy to facilitate, shipping off their fan favorite for a media favorite. Magee is a "lunchpail" kind of player who hustles for goals: explicitly the type of (white) player that will never be called to the national team. Rogers has declared that a return to the national team pitch is his current goal. Well, he is gay, so that is a step in the right direction. Of course, he could waffle on this plan like his last declaration.

Chicago made out like bandits, LA made out like pirates (of the butt persuasion), and the MLS gets its big hero to tout in advertisements. Bear in mind that the MLS has a mandatory three-game suspension in place for "racist or homophobic abuse", which is three times as much as punching an opponent in the face. Earlier this season, some player used "the F word" during a game (not that F word, the really bad one) and practically self-immolated. He confessed, flagellated himself, and called Robbie Rogers personally to apologize for this capital crime. Reports are unconfirmed whether or not he submitted himself for sodomy; the line was too blurry whether that should be seen as a punishment or a reward.

 

[white is right]

The Los Angeles Galaxy have traded their leading scorer Mike Magee to Chicago for the privilege of hosting American pro sports' first mentally unstable disease vector: Robbie Rogers.

Robbie Rogers "retired" from soccer a few short months ago in typical homosexual fashion, posting a note on his internet blog with the footnote "I'm gay" at the end. After this "brave" pronouncement, he endured a litany of slobbering support from the media and all polite company. I can't remember whether or not fellow homosexual Barack Obama called him to solicit casual sex, but I am sure at least a few tweets were exchanged.

Rogers has played some games for the US national team and scored a goal once, but his pseudo-retirement came after failing to win minutes in England's third-tier division. He was allegedly focusing on his "fashion line" while writing a monthly column for 'Men's Fitness' magazine (surely another bastion of homosexuality). Despite the roar of positive publicity, he abandoned this plan immediately and returned to Los Angeles to "train" with the Galaxy, mulling a "comeback".

Due to strange MLS rules, Rogers' rights were held by the Chicago Fire, meaning that his return to the league would be negotiated through their club. LA was happy to facilitate, shipping off their fan favorite for a media favorite. Magee is a "lunchpail" kind of player who hustles for goals: explicitly the type of (white) player that will never be called to the national team. Rogers has declared that a return to the national team pitch is his current goal. Well, he is gay, so that is a step in the right direction. Of course, he could waffle on this plan like his last declaration.

Chicago made out like bandits, LA made out like pirates (of the butt persuasion), and the MLS gets its big hero to tout in advertisements. Bear in mind that the MLS has a mandatory three-game suspension in place for "racist or homophobic abuse", which is three times as much as punching an opponent in the face. Earlier this season, some player used "the F word" during a game (not that F word, the really bad one) and practically self-immolated. He confessed, flagellated himself, and called Robbie Rogers personally to apologize for this capital crime. Reports are unconfirmed whether or not he submitted himself for sodomy; the line was too blurry whether that should be seen as a punishment or a reward.

This could set back the image of soccer in North America. I remember back when I was in high school guys that were on the football team used to call soccer players "*******" as a taunt. Meanwhile the average lineman had to walk off a high mile warm up run, while the average soccer player could do a 3mile run in their sleep. It seems like in the North American sports the least violent sports have had athletes make this "heroic" announcement. I will say that if a football position player that isn't a super star makes this announcement I will give him credit for this.

 

[Truthteller]

Phall is 100% correct: Purely from a soccer standpoint, LA took it up the @ss here. In a league where goals are hard to come by, LA just handed away MLS' 2nd leading goal scorer, and a "goy" who's had many big goals in their title runs the last two seasons, in exchange for a wildly overhyped "gay" underachiever, who couldn't get off the bench at Leeds United (2nd division club) last year.

Good part of this, is a suddenly more white friendly Chicago Fire team, picks up another quality white -- and a goal scorer to boot, something they desperately need!

For those who don't follow MLS and are curious, this trade would be comparable to the Orioles or Royals trading Chris Davis or Alex Gordon to Pittsburgh for some perennially over-hyped scrub like Pedro Alvarez. Based purely on baseball related issues, those trades would make no sense at all. So, obviously, in the world of soccer this deal makes no sense at all, either, any way you slice it. There is no way a real soccer guru like Bruce Arena would've ever approved this deal, if it was just about winning. He was obviously overruled by his Jewish masters that run the team and the league.

Again, as Phall noted, this move was made for two reasons:

1) To accommodate Weenie-Genie Rogers desire to play close to his family and friends. Peter Pan grew up in Southern, Mexifornia and wanted to play in a gay friendly place.

2) Jewish commissioner Don Garber's insane lust to one up fellow Lonsman David Stern (NBA) and have the first openly gay athlete in pro sports history play in an actual game, which is (surprise, surprise?) scheduled to air nationally on ESPN tomorrow night ....Hopefully, as WIR alluded to in the 2nd post, it will backfire on the league and hurt the sport.


P.S: ESPN keeps showing hi-lights Rogers working out joyfully on the pitch with his buddy Landon Donovan (aka Landy Cakes) and all I could think off was the old Stanley Roper line: "My, what do we have here, a matching set of Tinker-Bells?"

P.S 2X: From a pure business standpoint, there is some upside for LA here: They won't need to buy airline tickets for this "fairy" when they travel, he can simply "fly" from one city to another! Question is, will Landy Cakes fly with him?