Yes ladies and gentleman, just moments ago an all-White Italian team defeated what appeared to be majority-black France, by way of penalty kicks, in the FIFA World Cup Final game . To be honest, I HATE soccer, but I'll make an exception this time around because this victory proved, once again, who runs things in the soccer world. The beer is in ice, the grill is fired up, and all my psychotic friends are on their way over to my house for a little victory bash. Like I said before, I HATE soccer, but this also gives me the perfect opportunity to talk sh*t to all the hispanics in my neighborhood who think that they own the sport. Since I live in a majority hispanic area, it was kind of hard for me to avoid THIS particular sight for the past six weeks: TONS AND TONS OF HISPANICS DRIVING AROUND IN THEIR CRAPPY RICE ROCKETS, WITH THEIR NATION'S FLAG STRAPPED TO THE HOOD OF THEIR CARS IN SUPPORT OF THEIR SOCCER TEAMS. Thank God thats over. However, I remember that for weeks after the Puerto Rican day parade was long over, I was still seeing people with the flags on their cars. I was like, "Hey buddy, parade was last month."