Horrid misses by black attackers

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  1. frederic38

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    gomis manages to shoot the ball outiside of the stadium
    that's called a "homerun" in baseball i believe

    [​IMG]
     
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    LOOOOL! This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in soccer. You always bring the comedy Frederic! Do you have a link to the video for this? I have to show this to my friends. :icon_tongue:
     
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    thanks
    to watch french soccer you need to be able to laugh at the black players, otherwise it gets boring pretty fast
    i have no vieo, but you can share the link to the GIF:

    http://i.minus.com/iUIcO5GSnPfmr.gif

    they won't know that it comes from here, if that's what your afraid of
     
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    djibril cissé for his new club in qatar:

    [video=youtube_share;unX4nyJksCc]http://youtu.be/unX4nyJksCc[/video]
     
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    Blacks lead the home run race in soccer? Just goes to show how great they are at sports.
     
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    look at the kind of videos you can find about gervinho now:

    [video=youtube_share;71Wn9jPnUto]http://youtu.be/71Wn9jPnUto[/video]

    his performance against manchester city :icon_lol:
     
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    Adebayor skipping and hopping 10 times before shooting only makes this one extra special

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbKMhb5SRdw

    [video=youtube;gbKMhb5SRdw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbKMhb5SRdw[/video]
     
  9. Porthos

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    This made the news here in the U.S. It was dubbed 'Miss of the Century". Its a black player from Brazil.

    [video=youtube;IuTWeqs7E2g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuTWeqs7E2g[/video]
     
  11. frederic38

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    benteke for belgium against serbia in the qualifiers for the 2014 world cup

    [video=youtube;5lLmq-yG2KU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lLmq-yG2KU&feature=share&list=UU8HBD0BCxMyB2xo5lQ9PkFg[/video]

    he's lucky that belgium won the match regardless of his misses
     
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    portugal kicked out by ghana in the U20 world cup:

    [video=dailymotion;x11i6p3]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11i6p3_aladje-vs-ghana-footazo-com_sport?start=16#.UdXCYW3laHg[/video]


    great costly miss by the black player playing for portugal
     
  13. Freethinker

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    As requested from the USA soccer thread, the "magical" Eddie Johnson, missing a sitter in the final against Panama.

    [video=youtube;VFl-Tx8I2hA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFl-Tx8I2hA[/video]
     
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    As usual, the white guy does all the hard work, puts in a good cross and the black guy screws it up. How typical.
     
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    the useless african born welbeck:

    [video=youtube_share;v1Ps3jMHNfE]http://youtu.be/v1Ps3jMHNfE[/video]

    i hate when black players stop the ball like that and start acting like they are skilled
    really skilled players would do that while moving but it's 1000 times more dificult (and more useful) so blacks don't do it


    a big miss by riviere while he was at saint etienne:

    [​IMG]


    i post this to recall that he's a bad finisher since he has scored a lot of goals at the start of this season
     
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    a "french" player (gouffran) in the most french team in england has a costly miss:

    [video=dailymotion;x13n039]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13n039_gouffran-miss_sport[/video]

    the match ended up 0-0
     
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    welbeck:

    [video=dailymotion;x13q2v9]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13q2v9_welbeck-misses-2_sport[/video]

    what a mediocre player :undecided:
    i wonder if he still plays in the english national team
     
  19. frederic38

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    i discovered this "french" soccer player (position: offensive security guard) :

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Nadé

    apparently he achieved legendary status in exotic leagues:

    http://www.easterroad.com/christian-steak-bake-nade/

    [video=youtube_share;gkVyLPxFl30]http://youtu.be/gkVyLPxFl30[/video]

    [​IMG]
     
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    Here's a compilation of misses by Gervinho "to strike the terror into the hearts of Bayern Munich fans" as the title says. Gervinho is an Ivorian player with a fake Brazillian name "whose playing style resembles a man trying to escape an angry wasp" and who is known to have "the first touch of a rapist". Nevertheless, he moved to Arsenal from Lille for 10.5M pounds and managed to regularly play for Arsenal although he only scored 4 EPL goals in 30 or so games. He recently moved to Roma for for another hefty 8M Euros fee.

    [video=youtube;brC1iz0z7is]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brC1iz0z7is[/video]

    I watched Roma's game against Verona last Saturday (3:0 for Roma) and he managed to miss not one but two clean 1:1 chances alone against the goalkeeper. And yet, this character somehow manages to effortlessly hop from one top European club to another. It defies any logic, but...
     
  21. frederic38

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    balotelli against czech republic:

    [video=youtube_share;Laki3g6RkKU]http://youtu.be/Laki3g6RkKU[/video]

    but he scored a penalty in that match :icon_surprised:
     
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    All Balotelli ever scores is penalty kicks and tap-ins. This guy is the biggest fraud in soccer.
     
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    That HL video was quite funny.There is little doubt that black players dont have the same first touch as white or latin players and first touch is vital at the highest level especially for strikers.Too many of these black strikers are spaghetti legged.
     
  24. frederic38

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    an analysis of an etoo match:

    [video=dailymotion;x14u8bl]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14u8bl_etoo-misses_sport[/video]
     
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    good old ribinho did it again:

    [video=youtube_share;x994YPZ3-Jc]http://youtu.be/x994YPZ3-Jc[/video]
     
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