How do you get the press to address you by three names as in John David Booty? I thought they only did that for assasins and beauty queens. And if your last name is "Booty" do you really want to call more attention to yourself? Too bad he wasn't a kicker. Then he could be referred to as "Kicking Booty". Good thing he wasn't born black. Can you imagine the first name he might have gotten? Maurice (Mo') Booty Big Az (like Az Hakim) Booty Anymore? Bart?