Athlete Crime Thread

Discussion in 'Happy Hour' started by Freethinker, Jan 17, 2014.

  1. celticdb15

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    Its ok Miami will pay for their boneheaded personnel moves when they miss out on the playoffs yet again. I think they should top it off by drafting Nkemdiche 1st round
     
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    This is funny. They can put him on the field with 2013 bust Dion Jordan.
     
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    He was supposed to be "NFL ready," and so he was, just not in the way anticipated by DWFs:

    Free agent RB Montee Ball was arrested Friday morning in Madison, Wisconsin following an altercation with his girlfriend. Police were called to Ball's hotel around 3:40 a.m. after he allegedly pushed his girlfriend into a table. "The woman told police she had a dispute with her boyfriend," said police spokesman Joel DeSpain. "She said he put his hands on her, picked her up and threw her." The woman reportedly suffered a cut that required stitches. Ball was taken to Dane County Jail on a tentative charge of "substantial battery." Ball spent time on New England's practice squad late last year, but didn't see any game action and was rumored to be significantly out of shape. It's quite possible Ball's NFL career is over.
     
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    This fool played quarterback? Must have had to memorize 4 plays or run.
     
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    I posted the story of this subhuman Maori back at the beginning of 2014. Packer had been sentenced to two years in jail after he knocked some Islander unconscious during an argument over cigarettes and repeatedly stamped on the victim's head.

    Naturally, the Australian "justice system" ensured that this grub only served twelve months. Now, instead of deporting Packer back to the coconut and cannibal zoo of New Zealand the moment he set a toe beyond prison walls our so-called "conservative" government permitted him to stay in the country. No surprise there...

    But things just get better, don't they: the St.George Illawarra Dragons promptly signed him to a two year contract!!! :mad:

    If You are all disgusted by the "calibre" of the NFL and NBA playing personnel, well, You'd love the NRL, whose highly-paid ranks are teeming with some of the most repulsive dregs that Australia, New Zealand, and Polynesia endlessly manage to disgorge. When it comes to rugby league, race and ethnicity are irrelevant as most of the players are literally the basest of scum, be they Islanders, Maoris, Abos, Whites, or any godforsaken mongrel combination thereof (of which there are many).

    Here is a small sample of the customarily sterling behaviour of NRL "professionals" down the years...

    In 1999, Australian captain Brad Fittler (White) was found sprawled senselessly drunk on the nature strip outside Glebe Police Station in Sydney's inner west. On another occasion, Fittler was staying in a hotel when - drunk again and clad only in a pair of shorts - he got out of the elevator on the wrong floor and attempted to access a room which he mistook for his own.

    Craig Gower (White) became heavily intoxicated at a charity golf event, openly groped the daughter of renowned 1980s league star Wayne Pearce (whom I once met on a night out in Sydney...), and threw a knife at some guests. Upon being booted out of the function, Gower wandered about the resort naked before crashing a golf cart. Pure class...

    Mark Gasnier (White) was pissed up and in a cab with three other brainless league spuds - including the above-mentioned Craig Gower - at 3:40 AM when he left the following silver-tongued message on the answering machine of a woman he'd met at a barbecue a day or so earlier: "Where the **** are you? There's four toey humans in the cab - it's twenty to four. Our cocks are fat and ******* ready to spurt sauce and you're in bed. **** me! Fire up, you sad cunt!" Lord Byron's shade must be green with envy...

    Julian O'Neill (White) was a 24 karat champion. This suave prick had a "highlight reel" which included pissing under a blackjack table in a casino before flashing his **** at the crowd. His crowning achievement, however, was shitting into a teammate's shoe whilst drunk then smearing his turd all over a hotel room. Charming...

    Nate Myles (White) was famously found drunk and naked in a hotel fire escape - after hanging a crap on the floor of one of the building's corridors. Exemplary stuff...

    Then there was the Tongan blockhead John Hopoate. This loathsome reptile racked up stacks of on-field violence and off-field "indiscretions" but is chiefly remembered for his "tactic" of sticking a finger into the anuses of three different players during one game. When the recipients of his unwanted proctological attentions mentioned this to the referee, Hopoate claimed he was merely giving them "wedgies". The camera evidence proved otherwise...

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    Sounds like TNB all around to me.
     
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    Cory Batey found guilty of aggravated rape in retrial (former Vanderbilt football player).

    http://www.tennessean.com/story/new...atey-guilty-vanderbilt-rape-retrial/82769934/

    Batey is black, his co-accused in the original trial, Brandon Vanderburg, is white. The original trial was declared a mistrial. The victim testified in the re-trial. Brandon's trial is in June. Not looking good for him. It was some kind of group act. Anyone attacking State members can expect to be locked away to prevent them from harming other members and to punish them for their gross acts. Brandon seems to have been influenced by his peers, by "team spirit", by drugs, by pornography. Not surprised to find the likes of Corey Batey doing something like this, but Brandon? Tennessee is a really beautiful place and really nice people down there -and very generous. He couldn't have found something better to do with his time than be part of something like this?


     
  14. Charles Martel

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    Brandon Vandenburg gave his drunk out of her mind girlfriend and/or date to his black teammates to play with. He recorded it on a cell phone and sent it to friends in California. Vandenberg deserves whatever he gets.
     
  16. celticdb15

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    Agreed real bone headed and perverted way to end his college football career. Sad part about situations like this is that drunk sorority girl is someone's daughter, sister, etc. Our society keeps decaying.
     
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    Oh yes, I agree, yes, yes, he's even more of an azzhole/loser than his scumbag buddies. He's going to get lost of time to spend with them now too.
     
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    One of them, Brandon Banks, showed up in these parts and signed up to play down the road at Butte College, where Aaron Rogers alma mater. But once locals got wind of Bank's situation he was sent packing. But only after some hemming and hawing from the school.
     
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    Some shocking news to caste football members, it turns out that low wonderlic scores indicate a propensity for future criminal behavior. I know the idea of ignorant people being more likely to commit crimes is a concept that social scientists find hard to grasp however the evidence is in and yes, dumb ass black players tend to commit more crime then less dumb ass players. This will not change the NFL's strategy of drafting the dumbest players available since criminal behavior positively correlates to minority participation which is the most important goal of the NFL.

    http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/p...ta-to-predict-arrest-rates-of-nfl-draft-picks

    "There were two NFL draft-related results. First, that between 2001 and 2012, players with publicly-documented pre-draft arrests were nearly twice as likely to be arrested after reaching the NFL than those who had not been arrested. The second, which is perhaps less obvious and more valuable, was that there was a small but clear correlation between arrests and Wonderlic tests scores. Players who scored below the mean in the researchers' sample were also about twice as likely to be arrested in the NFL as those who scored above it."

    In other news-water turns out to be wet.
     
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    True; and very funny too! Well done Flint. Yes, the vast majority of NFL on -field employees must black to raise the profile of this minority group's position in the American society.
     
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    Lawrence Phillips murderous ways finally benefit mankind as the absurdly psychotic ex-player kills the one person most deserving of the punishment. Himself.
    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ex-nfl-player-lawrence-phillips-145707977.html

    Phillips suicide, he hung himself with his bedsheet in his cell, is probably the best thing he ever did. Imagine the savings to the tax payers with the early demise of this POS. Although Phillips had already killed a cellmate so perhaps there might have been more savings had he lived longer. While the Yahoo article does not give many details, I wouldn't be surprised if his suicide was not purely accidental, note the lack of detail on Phillips life. Venture over to wikipedia for a better look at the dark side of americas love of football.

    As always the comments are most amusing, a couple of examples:

    "What a sad ending to a promising life"

    "If he had only had a father in his life"

    "His only crime was being a black man in America"

    and my favorite "waste of a good bed sheet"
     
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    No mention that he was an aspiring rapper who dindu nuffin?
    TNB at NU.
    Off to Satans god-damned "Soul Barbecue Pit"


    These are a couple of his new cell mates for eternity......................

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