Are haircuts gay?

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  1. Phall

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    We needed a thread on this incredible, contemporary, thought-consuming topic!

    I bought some clippers on Amazon last summer for $50. Great investment, but the same pair is now like $33 after the barber shops were allowed to reopen.

    I grew my hair pretty long last spring when we all still thought covid was real. I used to frequent an “assembly line” shop of sorts run by a Jew proprietor with his mind on expansions. I feel for him as I know his economy is ruined.

    Before the big hoax, my small software company worked with small businesses. Majority were restaurants, but I remember one guy as I was slammed into off-boarding duty - he was an ice sculptor in a flyover state. Pretty cool idea, and I wondered internally how you got to be that. Probably an artist and a hobbyist who didn’t gaze at skyscrapers.

    I think of John Adams in his published letters to Abigail, when he said “I study war and politics, so our sons can study science and math, so then our grandsons can become trannies and study racism”

    Anyway, I take the #2 to the side of my head up to the top and just let the rest grow out. I like having the hairstyle of a “dangerous man;” clearly only an insane person would adopt this style.

    Do you cut your own hair, and if so, how?
     
  2. white lightning

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    Yes I do the same. I have cut my hair for at least 20 years now. It saves so much money. I often thought I should have been a Barber as they make so much
    money if they are in the right location. Young guys from kids to men in their 40's get their hair cut almost ever 2 to 3 weeks to look good for the ladies. I use to be one of
    those guys. One day I woke up and said man is this expensive. Even 1 hair cut a month plus the tip year round adds up very quickly. Money is better spent in
    other areas.

    As for myself I use a number 1 on the sides for the white walls effect. I either have it spiked up top medium length or sometimes grow it longer and slick it back. I
    always have it short on the sides. I prefer it that way. I go shorter so I don't have to cut it so often but doing it myself saves so much money. :)
     
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    i let professionals take care of that, i go to a neutral place where you won't end up with the same haircut as the regular arab lowlife
    sometimes a man who i assume is gay cuts my hair and he is good at it, better than the females at the same place
     
  4. white lightning

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    It does take a steady hand, two mirrors and alot of practice. I've gotten compliments from women at the grocery store at times so I guess I'm doing a good job. At least I hope
    so. You may be right though as I'm single. Lmao.
     
  5. Jerry Reb

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    I just go to a regular barber. I don't see why any man would go to a "hairdresser" that specializes in cutting women's hair.
     
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    I have the same girl all the time because finger size matters, you don’t want to have different girls with different finger sizes cutting.
    I have a full head of thick hair. In Ukraine I keep it around a 2 on the sides and 4 on top with the sides faded higher to the top so I don’t get wings when it grows back. I color my hair no.1 black every 4 weeks other wise it’s full grey. When Iam in Canada I grow it out since most Anglophones go bald I like to have a nice head of hair at 71.
     
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    Used to have a real solid barber - former cop, no nonsense, no small talk - just go in get your haircut and leave. He sold it to a fancy boy who has since moved to another location in town and seems to view haircuts as some sort of art. When I did go to him I would have the same conversation each time which annoyed me as well. I don’t think getting a haircut is gay, I do think men who make getting a haircut more than getting a haircut is gay though.

    I go to one of the national chains now. When I would cut my hair it was just a buzz cut.
     
  8. Bucky

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    I usually grow my hair out in the colder months. In the spring/summer I like to keep it short though. My buddy is a barber so I usually hit him up once a month. Nothing gay about supporting a white small business.
     
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    I cut my own hair a couple months into the pandemic. I wore a hat all the time after that.
     
  10. white lightning

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    Next time be like the old tv show "Kojak". Shave it all the way down and shine that crome dome! :)
     
  11. Ambrose

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    Getting a haircut from a barber is not a gay behaviour but going to a woman's beauty salon and asking to get your bearings shaved is quite gay, however.
     
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    I have been shaving my head since1994. It wasn't by choice but I rather do it myself than have a group of my BBS do it. viewpicture.jpg
     
  13. white lightning

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    Nice Viking Look. You look great brother. I've currently have my hair in a flat top but I have shaved my head all the way down with a mach 3 razor hundreds of times
    over the years. It's funny as some women love it. Some do and some don't but the ladies that did would love to rub it alot. :) Barbers are not a bad thing other than
    the money. I just prefer to have money for other things. It's so easy to do it myself.
     
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    Thanks, WL for the kind words. My beard is much greyer now as that is an older picture but, you are right about certain women liking bald men. Not the ones who are bald on top but who shave their whole head. They love rubbing it for some reason. Who can explain women I can't.
     
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    Maybe it’s because your head looks like a big penis?

    J/k I’d like to shave my dome as well but my old lady is dead set against it.
     
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    That same woman complimented me on my mohawk do once and it went right to my head, but i used to be much stronger when my hair was long. I'd knock down temple walls just 4 exercise back then. I can't even budge them now. I tried the other night and the rabbi came running out and yelled at me.

    "Getting a haircut from a barber is not a gay behaviour but going to a woman's beauty salon and asking to get your bearings shaved is quite gay, however."

    Homophobe!
     
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    I never go the same person twice for a haircut. Some of them were gay no doubt. One bitchy one at a cheapo ten chair shop was angry about something and took it out on me as he cut my hair, yanking and pulling. I don't know why I didn't just get up and throw a fastball into his smirky face. Outnumbered I guess. And a nicer person then than I am now. Maybe I should have just cut the session short and thrown some money at him and said here's some money to NOT cut my hair. One of those memories that makes me wish I had a time machine.

    I've had two gayish haircuts. One a high and tight from a bosomy Latina where she left too much on top. But once the sides grew out a bit it was okay. But the worst was probably my fault. I have a hard time describing haircuts, and I really confused the guy with my instructions. I ended up with a it shaved it on one side but not the other. Kind of a gay Marine look I suppose. All I needed was a pair of skinny jeans and a beard to look like the world's oldest snowflake. I went home, looked in the mirror a while, then broke out my clippers and put the thing out of it's misery with a self administered buzz cut.

    Which is what I do May thru September. Every two weeks I skin it down using bare clippers. Which gets me the occasional double take but I understand the skinned down look is out of style with a lot of skinheads though I've never known one so I could ask them about it.

    Haircuts are a pain to me, self administered or not.
     
  18. Phall

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    A lot of pro wrestlers and fighters are doing this cut. Shave the sides tight, let the top grow out. Explore who you are, White Man.
     
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    I would like to rock that look as well but my melon is to big and I have a thick, lucious, beautiful, head of hair so I would look like a satellite from the neck up. Got my wife to cut mine the last few years since she always had to fix what the girl at the mall butchered anyways, 2 on the side as close to fingers as possible on top.
     
  21. Phall

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    LOL! I like to remember myself as a high school jock, but I never had the guts to rock something that obnoxious. Good luck to Tyler. Incidentally, it strikes me that he's competing for women against a peer group of clean-cut and fit Mormons. He's got big leeway to stand out on top of being a sports stud. Good for him!

    I was thinking more of this style:

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    Bale is a bit of cunt.
    Let me refer you for more respectable holders:
    Brock Lesnar, Daniel Bryan, the Young Bucks
     

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