I was looking at my Lindy's Draft Guide and I noticed them using a new term to describe players. They say some players have "greasy knees." It's listed under strengths so I guess it's a good thing. I have no idea what it means. Last year they were talking about "oily hips," whatever those are. Apparently they have some weird obsession with lubricants. Also analysts this year are using the term "variance." This is new. I'm guessing they mean inconsistency but don't know that for sure. These analysts should stop trying to write "clever" stuff. They're not good at it.