2018 Indianapolis Colts

Discussion in 'Indianapolis Colts' started by La France Blanche, Sep 6, 2018.

  1. La France Blanche

    La France Blanche Mentor

    Sep 12, 2016
    Here are your 2018 White Indianapolis Colts (starters in bold):

    QB - Andrew Luck
    TE - Jack Doyle, Ryan Hewitt
    OL - Anthony Castonzo, Quenton Nelson, Ryan Kelly, Matt Slauson, Joe Haeg, Mark Glowinski, Braden Smith
    DL - Margus Hunt

    Special teams: K Adam Vinatieri, LS Luke Rhodes

    Andrew Luck finally returns to the Colts' lineup to lead his team. Hopefully he can avoid the injury bug this year. Jack Doyle will be a good TE1 choice for fantasy teams, and Margus "Eastern Bloc" Hunt earned a starting spot on the defensive line. The starting O-line is a snow plow. However, beyond that, this team has virtually nothing. Even their punter is a mystery-meat mestizo.

    Side note - as I was going through the backup O-linemen, whom I generally don't know by name, I saw J'Marcus, Le'Raven, and Denzelle. No need to even check their pictures :afro: Also, the D-line has an "Al-Quadin Muhammad," who wins the "Least Likely to Stand for the National Anthem" award.

    Total White starters: 8

    Total Whites on 53-man roster: 13

    Grade: D (This may seem low for a team that has 8 White starters, but most of them are at Caste-approved positions, the Colts' White depth is virtually nonexistent, and their practice squad is 100% coal-black).
  2. Bucky

    Bucky Mentor

    Jul 20, 2018
    Lol nice write up. The ebonic names help when writing the previews that is the truth!
  3. Freethinker

    Freethinker Master

    Oct 3, 2008
    Brooklyn, New York
    Hahahaha, good stuff. Some humor is needed when previewing these coal black squads.
  4. RTTAS

    RTTAS Guru

    Sep 16, 2015
    Margus Hunt leading the league in tackles for loss with 8 in 3 games, two ahead of the next best. And yet such an athletic player with high upside was never really given a chance by the Bengals?

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