2017 Oakland Raiders

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  1. Thrashen

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    Unsurprisingly, the 2017 installment of "Black" Jack DelNegrio's Oakland Raiders squad features the darkest 53-man roster to open a season in NFL history, with a staggering six (6) white players making the final roster. Of course, they "broke" the previous record of seven (7), which they also set in 2016. These poor white soul are as follows, with starters in bold:

    QB - Derek Carr, Connor Cook (3rd string)
    TE - Lee Smith
    DE - James Cowser
    K - Sebastian Janikowski
    LS - Jon Condo

    That's right, the Raiders even have a black punter!

    There's also a DT named Eddie Vanderdoes who looks white, but is actually the son of white father and a Polynesian mother...

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    In browsing through the monstrously-ugly, grimace-laden faces littering the roster, there is some humor to be found among this Afrocentric gaggle of thugs. One of their reserve DT's is actually named "Jihad Ward"...

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    I also noticed a particularly-hideous offensive lineman named "Vadal Alexander," who appears to be the rotund, illegitimate son of Gary Coleman...

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    While we're on the topic of physical appearance, lest we forget that the Raiders now boast the ultra-obnoxious and criminally-unsightly thug, Marshawn Lynch. Here he is sitting during the national anthem whilst peeling a banana (no, this photo is not photo-shopped)...

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    What about the ten practice squad players, your ask? Well, they're all black, too. Imagine my surprise! One is named "Shaquille," another "Pharaoah," another "Fadol," another "Keon," another "Breon." Hey, that rhymes. Extra diversity points for Jack Del Rio.

    Even their marquee white player, Plantation Boss Derek Carr, is an "anthem-sitter," SJW, and liberal virtue-signaler. I found this photo to be apropos...

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    Given his dastardly history over the past 15+ years, Head Cuck...oops, I mean Head Coach, Jack Del Rio is, without question, the most anti-white coach in NFL history and it's not even close. May this nauseating Caste Parasite crash and burn ASAP...

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    CAPTION: "I Want Blacks at Every Position in Football...Except for Head Coach!"

    As always, I wish the very worst for this vile club, but I will admit that they did manage to find some black talent, particularly at WR (Crabtree and Cooper) and their all-black OL is surprisingly good at opening holes. I hate to think this way, but another injury to Carr would be once again derail the "Black and Black"...oops, I mean "Silver and Black" in 2017.
     
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  2. TwentyTwo

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    Big DB Erik Harris released by the Saints was picked up by Raiders. Looks white ...been some discussion about him...not 100% sure he falls into Eddie Vanderdoes category?

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    Crazy to think the Raiders do not even have one White O-lineman on the roster! How's that possible!
     
  3. Extra Point

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    They're racists.
     
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    Great write up Thrash. Had me in stitches with your commentary.

    In some ways I'm actually happy the Raiders exist. It's kind of the accelerationist argument. They are so blatantly anti-White that they are bound to catch people's attention and drive them away from football. The NFL's popularity, like much of the dying establishment, has little appeal to the younger generations. Even fantasy football won't be enough to stop this beast from bleeding out as each year DWFs die off. The NFL peaked and will decline with each passing year.

    So go ahead Raidahs. Roster 53 negros. I double dog dare ya!
     
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    Although I don't want Derek Carr to get hurt, seeing mega-bust Ebony Jenkem Manuel as the quarterback for this ultra-black squad would be the perfect icing on the (chocolate) cake.
     
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    I work in a huge government building on the outskirts of the imperial capital. There is a middle-aged white man I work with who wears a Raiders lanyard around his neck every day. Whenever I see him wearing it I just shake my head and wonder as a white man, how can he possibly support that team. And why would you advertise it? But then again the mind of the DWF makes no sense to me.
     
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  9. Extra Point

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    Why are White men wearing earrings?
     
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    I don't get the wearing earrings thing myself, but everyone has the right to do it if they want, right? He is married to a white woman and has two white children, and is representing our people by playing football in the NFL. Good for him.
     

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