2017 Houston Texans

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It hurts that two of the best white defensive players of the last decade are on this team, as the rest of the defense and the offense are almost coal-black. Tom Savage started week one but after playing poorly will most likely be reprieved of starting in favour of Deshaun Watson (who was just as bad, but has more upside apparently). In their season opening loss against minnows Jacksonville 29-7, starting TE CJ Fiedorowicz was the team's second-best pass catcher, having 4 receptions for 46 yards. The starting OL is only 1/5 white, hence why they gave up nine (NINE!) sacks to the Jaguars. The only paleface starting on the OL is second-year centre Nick Martin, who missed the entire 2016 season through injury.

On defence we see Brian Cushing start at ILB, who has had an injury-plagued career since starting out as defensive rookie of the year in 2009. Cushing has missed 5 games over the last three seasons (compared to 20 the two seasons before that), hopefully he can stay healthy and be a force for the texans defence. Starting alongside him is, of course, JJ Watt, three-time defensive player of the year and one of the greatest defensive players of all time - and he'll be out for blood too, having missed most of 2016 with injury.

QB: Tom Savage (listed as starter currently but can't imagine he'll start week two)
FB: Jay Prosch
TE: CJ Fiedorowicz, Ryan Griffin
OL: Nick Martin, Greg Mancz, Breno Giacomini

DE: JJ Watt
ILB: Brian Cushing, Brian Peters, Dylan Cole (mixed?)

Special Teams: K Ka'imi Fairbairn*, P Shane Lechler, LS Jonathan Weeks
*white Hawaiian, birth name John Christian Fairbairn
Practice Squad: TE Evan Baylis, OT David Quessenberry, WR Riley McCarron
Injury Reserve: DL Matthew Godin

Starters: 4
On 53-man roster: 13-14

The defense will always be worth watching because of Watt and Cushing. The offense, however, is worth flicking to another channel instead of watching.
 

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Not impressed with O'Brien, for a supposed "QB Guru " he hasn't developed anyone under center for Houston during his tenure.
 

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This team was crushed yesterday against a pedestrian Jaguars squad. Bill O'Brien, once considered one of the most "pro-white" up-and-coming coaches in all of football (due to his time in NE and PSU), is clearly an anti-white Caste Whore. May this team's mediocrity continue, especially with "Deshaun" at the helm.
 

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Houston drops down to three starters, Cushing suspended for ten games for PED use. They're in for a rough year.
 
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Cushing out, Fiedorowicz and Griffin out with concussions, and Savage benched for DeShaun with de upside. Texans are down to 2 White starters (JJ Watt and Nick Martin*). Screw this ultra-dark, anti-white team. I just feel bad that JJ Watt's talent is going to waste with a bunch like this.

*Martin is also injured and questionable for Week 2, but fellow paleface Greg Mancz would likely start at center in his place if need be.
 

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Isn't that Cushing's 2nd PED suspension? You figure a white guy would be smart enough to mask the test. :shakehead:
 
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Houston just signed LB Ben Heeney, off the saints waivers! The addition of Heeney is an underated move Imo! I don't think the Raider's realized the talent they had in Heeney! Not long ago I read, the reason Oakland cut Heeney was he lacked the athleticism for the NFL. Couldn't be farther from the truth, as Heeney tested like a freak at his draft combine, with a 4.59 40, a 33.5 inch vert, and a 3-cone drill of 6.68 secs!
 
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That brings Houston up to about a F+.

The Raiders cut Heeney because he is White. On the Raiders, it appears that Whites can only be kickers and long snappers. Even their punter position seems to require upside.
 

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Cushing out, Fiedorowicz and Griffin out with concussions, and Savage benched for DeShaun with de upside. Texans are down to 2 White starters (JJ Watt and Nick Martin*). Screw this ultra-dark, anti-white team. I just feel bad that JJ Watt's talent is going to waste with a bunch like this.

*Martin is also injured and questionable for Week 2, but fellow paleface Greg Mancz would likely start at center in his place if need be.

I don't know what JJ Watt's contract status is, but it would be great to see him home on Green Bay or in New England. Though the Packers seem intent on self-destructing by totally alienating their fan base.
 

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I don't know what JJ Watt's contract status is, but it would be great to see him home on Green Bay or in New England. Though the Packers seem intent on self-destructing by totally alienating their fan base.

I love Watt, but he's having a terrible statistical season. 13 tackles, 0 sacks, and 2 PD's. To be honest, he just doesn't look like a superstar anymore. Through 4 games, he's been "just another guy." I hope he starts dominating again very soon.
 

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I love Watt, but he's having a terrible statistical season. 13 tackles, 0 sacks, and 2 PD's. To be honest, he just doesn't look like a superstar anymore. Through 4 games, he's been "just another guy." I hope he starts dominating again very soon.

Yeah, he obviously isn't back to where he was before his injury and surgery last year. Hopefully he gets back to that level. His success so far in his career shows he has the focus and determination to do it.
 
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