2009 Washington Redskins

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  1. Leonardfan

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    Here is a list of all the white athletes that have made the 2009 Washington Redskins

    QB
    Todd Collins

    RB/FB

    WR

    TE
    Chris Cooley
    Todd Yoder

    G
    Chad Rhinehart
    Will Montgomery

    C
    Casey Rabach

    OT
    none

    DL
    none

    LB
    none

    DB
    Reed Doughty

    P
    Hunter Smith

    K
    Shaun Suisham

    LS
    Ethan Albright
     
  2. bigunreal

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    And the Redskins add "promising" black QB Andre Woodson to their nearly white free roster. Not sure, but I think they will be the darkest team in the entire league this season. Edited by: bigunreal
     
  3. Freethinker

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    Wait. They cut Colt Brennan and Chase Daniels? What total B.S.

    I heard Woodson was brought in so they could "steal" the Giants game plans and playbook. I can see no other reason because he has truly been awful for the G-Men.
     
  4. backrow

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    Brennan is on the IR.
     
  5. Bear Backer

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    That is probably the lamest excuse I have ever heard from an NFL team. Woodson was horrible in preseason. From the way he has played as a Giant it is debatable if he even has a competent grasp of their plans and playbook. Chase Daniel played much better than Woodson and was already ahead of the curve on him as far as the REDSKINS plans and playbook went. Woodson was highly overrated in college surprise surprise *rolls eyes* and some of the caste proponents had him going as high as the first round, yet he couldn't even earn a job as a 3rd Quarterback in the highly desirous atmosphere to have black QB's succeed of the NFL. To think that a team would cut a guy who was playing well, for a scrub like that who has shown absolutely nothing in two years, so they can STEAL GAME PLANS, just shows the complete idiocy of the caste system era NFL. Edited by: Bear Backer
     
  6. referendum

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    Black guard Randy Thomas is out for the season, and Will Montgomery may get the start in week three, which would mean white starters for the Blackskins would go up from two to three.
     
  7. backrow

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    they seem to want to give Chad Rinehart a first crack at this job, eiter way it's still another white starter for a whooping total of 3!
     
  8. ToughJ.Riggins

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    "a whooping total of 3?"
    I have a strange feeling that you were strongly implying sarcasm there. Good one backrow, lol.
     
  9. highschoolcoach

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    WASHINGTON, DC--After a Week One loss that featured a disheartening, uninspired performance from his offense, Redskins coach Jim Zorn said he's afraid that his sh*tty quarterback is losing confidence.

    "Our sh*tty quarterback looked a little lackluster this week,"Â￾ Zorn told the media today. "I'm afraid he might be losing his confidence. As a coach, I've got to convince him that just because he's sh*tty and crappy and basically unfit to be a franchise quarterback doesn't mean he can't win some games in this league. That's the message that I need to drill in his big dumb head, or else we'll lose him completely."Â￾

    Zorn said that while there "dozens"Â￾ of other quarterbacks he would rather have, Campbell is who they're stuck with and the team must rally around him.

    "Look, we'd all love to have a Tom Brady or a Peyton Manning or a Joe Flacco or a Donovan McNabb or even a Luke McCown, but Jason Campbell is our guy and we've got to rally around him,"Â￾ said Zorn. "That means everyone on this team must support and encourage Jason whenever possible. Because when crappy quarterbacks lose their confidence they become even more crappy and it's harder than ever to pretend they're halfway decent."Â￾

    Both Zorn and Campbell are on the hot seat this year, desperate to prove they are qualified to lead the Redskins to the playoffs. While the team held their own against the Giants in Week One, there is growing concern that the offense lacks the weapons to compete in the tough NFC East.

    Many observers feel that the coaching staff needs to open up the playbook and allow Campbell to throw deep more often, but Zorn says it's not that easy.

    "Look, we all want to see more deep balls and a higher octane offense,"Â￾ said Zorn, "but that's not as easy as it sounds. Whenever we try to open up the offense, Jason freaks out and becomes erratic. So we keep things simple. That's why he's one of the most accurate quarterbacks in the league, which is just a polite way of saying ‘the guy who throws the shortest passes in the league.'"Â￾

    As a way to build his quarterback's confidence, Zorn plans to highlight examples of other sh*tty quarterbacks who have been successful.

    "There have been plenty of guys who weren't terribly skilled at their jobs that somehow found success in the NFL,"Â￾ said Zorn. "Take someone like Trent Dilfer. He didn't have much of an arm and he was completely immobile, yet he got to a Super Bowl. Or look at the 49ers' Shaun Hill. What's he even doing in the league? He stinks to high heaven. Yet when there's a big throw to be made, he makes it. And his numbers are actually pretty good. The lesson? Just because you're crappy doesn't mean you're doomed to failure."Â￾

    Campbell said he appreciates his coach's efforts to build his confidence, but insisted that confidence is not his problem. The problem, he says, is the coach's lack of confidence in his skills.

    "I'm perfectly confident,"Â￾ Campbell said on Wednesday. "I know I have a great arm and a great head on my shoulders. My coach is the one who lacks confidence in me. Open up the playbook and let me show you what I can do. Use a little more imagination with the play calling. Put a little more thought into those X's and O's. Come on, ust because you're a sh*tty coach doesn't mean you're doomed to failure in this league."Â￾

    Copyright 2009, The Brushback - Do not reprint without permission. This article is satire and is not intended as actual news.
     
  10. white is right

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    To be honest I thought this was real....... [​IMG]
     
  11. whiteathlete33

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    I did too! After reading a few paragraphs I figured it couldn't be. I scrolled down to the bottom and found out I was right. No coach would ever put a black "quotaback" down. [​IMG]
     
  12. backrow

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    some good news from redskins camp:

    Redskins SS Chris Horton has been told that he won't be starting Sunday against the Bucs.

    It looks like Horton will be benched in favor of Reed Doughty. There's no official word from coach Jim Zorn yet. Horton won the job over Doughty early in the offseason and was expected to be solid in run support, but the Skins are giving up 127.7 rushing yards per game right now.
    Source: Rick Maese on Twitter
    Related: Reed Doughty

    that's pretty much what it looked like last week as well, reed played more than Horton. i thought it was due to Horton getting injured, but it's even better than that.
     
  13. Liverlips

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    Wow -the Blackskins have doubled the number of whitey starters from 2 to 4 in just 4 weeks! When Campbell is inevitably benched it will be up to 5. Who knows, a few injuries and we may be able to call them the Beigeskins (Mulattoskins, Lightskins, HighYellerskins?)
     
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    Campbell has the 9th best passer rating so far in the NFL. He is playing decent for now but I expect him to struggle mid season and get replaced by Todd Collins.
     
  15. backrow

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    Collins being 37, i think Skins will pick a QB next year...
     
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    That could be a possibility. This upcoming quarterback class should be pretty deep with Tebow, Snead, Clausen, McCoy, Bradford, and Zac Robinson. Lots of teams should be able to pick up a decent qb.
     
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    How is this possible? I didn't know a stooge like Zorn would bench an afflete for a white guy, especially at SS. Great news, I hope Reed does well with the blackskins.
     
  18. Leonardfan

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    I think the Skins will go after Tebow. Snyder always chases the big names and what bigger name than Tebow. I live in the DC area so I would love to see Tebow come in here. They need to draft white at every other position while they are at it.
     
  19. Don Wassall

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    Campbell is a classic case of someone whose numbers look better than the quality of his play. He's not much more than a slightly better version of Byron Leftwich, a pocket passer who is slow to read defenses and is ill-suited for Zorn's offensive scheme. The Blackskins stink in the red zone, lost to the Lions and barely beat the Rams in a snoozefest for the ages. Campbell will probably turn into a Charlie Batch type backup within a season or two. Either way I hope Zorn is gone by next season. He's the QB who had Steve Largent to throw toin an era when whites were still allowed to play the taboo positionsalbeit they were fast being faded out of themyet he's turned Washington into a Caste joke.
     
  20. Deadlift

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    Man, am I hyped for Black Bowl '09: The Blackaneers' vs the Blackskins!

    I'd probably rather have the Blackskins keep Tampa winless. I think the Jewish Glazer family are more calculated (RAHEEM anyone?) cultural Marxists than Dan Snyder, and thus they deserve the PAIN.
     
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    Long live the PAIN in Tamap Bay!
     
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    I guess the Blackskins weren't black enough to defeat those rabid Black Panthers! [​IMG]

    Washington's in trubble...
     
  25. Leonardfan

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    Its fun to watch the Redskins implode like this. I feel bad for Doughty who is a very underrated and underappreciated player. I do hope the Skins draft white early and often. I think Snyder will go after McCoy or Tebow, I hope so anyways.
     

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