Laughable Statements

Thread for absurd things said by DWFs, caste followers, non-white fans etc...

An example:



Apparently it is a popular belief that LeBron would beat someone who fights for a living (Colby Covington), in a fight. No he would most likely take the basketball players back and choke him to death quite easily in spite of size or other attributes,
The reason people are even talking about a hypothetical matchup between the two is because Colby attacked LeBron in the post-fight interview for the Woodley fight.

I guess he hasn't seen basketball players "fight" before.

Trey Lance being a 1st round QB is another laughable statement.

Far from absurd, i think it would be a good fight. Would you think the same thing about him taking out JJ Watt? Lebron has him by about 90 solid pounds and over a foot reach advantage. He is super athletic and would really only need to land one or 2 bombs with a fist that resembles a lunchbox.

They got weight classes for a reason. The Polish 205 pound champ would murder anyone in the NBA same as Stipe. My money is on Colby, but would give Lebron a punchers chance. Wrestling is tough when there is that much of a weight disparity.

I agree LeBron could theoretically land a punch regardless of technique that would be devastating but the twitter post essentially says its a given that LeBron beats Colby which is absurd, that Colby would essentially have no chance despite the enormous discrepancy in knowledge of how to fight.

I'd pay to see Colby break LeBitch's leg.

I'd love to see Tyson Fury vs. lebron james. It would be fun to watch Fury use james' face as a speed bag and see him bloodied and battered by the superior White man.