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    Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce: PsyOp?

    Great topic. Travis Kelce is self-evidently a footsoldier of the Illuminati and agent of Satan. He's being rewarded with earthly spoils for playing his part in the destruction of Truth, Beauty, and Justice. Now, I don't consider his new "celebrity girlfriend" to be part of the earthly spoils...
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    2023 Detroit Lions

    With the caveat that I am definitely no expert here: my guess is that this is the closest way the league can incentivize its pro-black initiative without directly violating US labor laws. The shortest distance between two points would be to simply reward teams for hiring blacks (and women), but...
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    2024 NFL Draft

    Bo Nix is apparently looking great in Senior Bowl practice. He's the #1 player on the POBB (Phall's Official Big Board) Here is a nice play involving future UDFA Dylan Laube: Future WSTD Ricky Pearsall getting involved here:
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    2023 Detroit Lions

    If I understand correctly, the Lions would get a compensatory pick at the end of the 3rd round this spring if some team gets suckered into giving Glenn a head coaching gig. The current Rooney Rule fine print rewards teams that “train up” their diversity candidates. The Patriots will not get...
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    2023 NFL Conference Championship Games

    I sincerely doubt that jealousy is the motivation for any of Greg Olsen's public performances in the last 5, 10, or 20 years, whether those be playing sports or doing TV stuff. He was a very good TE and also has Super Bowl experience IIRC. I definitely don't hold Greg's epic verse on the Miami...
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    2023 Iowa Hawkeyes

    Iowa (Kirk Ferentz) names former Western Michigan head coach Tim Lester as his son Brian's successor at OC. I don't have a strong opinion other than to say I hope he doesn't have a black quarterback fetish. Paul Chryst apparently turned down the offer due to a lack of autonomy under Ferentz. Lester...
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    2023 NFL Conference Championship Games

    Curious that the FOX graphic shows only Anzalone and Hutchinson as Detroit's white defensive starters, defaulting to a 4-2-5 base package. I haven't followed the snap counts closely, but I believe the official depth chart also includes John Cominsky and Jack Campbell (Malcolm Rodriguez already...
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    2023-'24 NBA Season

    Reminds me of this classic routine (which always makes me laugh out loud) - maybe it was recorded by Hartenstein himself!!
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    College Hoops Season 2023-24

    Purdue has a 6'8 swing forward named Brian Waddell. He's a redshirt freshman this year and outside of the playing rotation. Last night, he got in for some scrub time and made Michigan's walk-ons look particularly foolish. I looked up 'Brian Waddell dunk' and found that this kid has a whole...
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    Adam Thielen

    Nice write-up here on Thielen's very successful 2023 season. 4 Carolina Panthers players who outperformed their pay grade in 2023
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    Carolina Panthers General Thread

    Panthers promote Dan Morgan to general manager and president of football operations Interesting hire... for all his faults, I'd guess that Tepper doesn't necessarily "drink the Kool-Aid" and hired a guy he liked over the AA candidates he was forced to interview for the job. Whether Morgan...
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    2023 NFL Divisional Playoff Round

    The Super Bowl will end in a tie, and Christian McCaffrey will challenge Lamar Jackson to a 100-yard race for all the marbles. Both sprinters will start out lightning-fast, but McCaffrey will begin to emerge around the 60-yard mark. That's when Lee Harvey Oswald III hits him in the thigh with a...
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    UFC 297: Strickland Vs. du Plessis

    The AI models seem to agree that Strickland won the fight.
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    Cole Beasley

    Cole went on "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" recently. At around the 1:17:30 mark, he says rather definitively that no team would sign him again after he refused the deadly vaxx. Tom Brady explicitly got him signed by request to the Bucs, but since he was only getting "two snaps per game,"...
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    2023-'24 NBA Season

    Sengun is awesome, quickly developing into a regular all-star. He's clearly a Turk, though. I'd root for Turkey over an all-black USA basketball team, but I don't think I'd be prideful about it. I have this old whiteness test from the Sacramento Kings classic teams: Stojakovic - yes! Turkoglu...
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