Really Bad Defenders

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Well,Essien is another of those revolutionary black footballers who make you wonder which team they play for.

The teams having such players are better off with ten men.

and he is still mentionned when people talk about "world class" african players :icon_rolleyes:
 

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joleon lescott gifts lionel messi the first goal of the match during barcelona vs manchester city:



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after this goal, the match is over with 3-0 on aggregate

in the first half there should have been a penalty when he fouled messi in the penalty area:

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he also was humiliated in 1 on 1 with messi but messi hit the post
 
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joleon lescott gifts lionel messi the first goal of the match during barcelona vs manchester city:



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I think he was trying to do this:



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In slow motion:



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That^^ was Vlad Chiriches a 21 year old,relatively unknown CB who arrived at Tottenham last june.

Lescott's effort is an Epic Fail!:tongue:


And to think that this black security guard was bought by City for 22m(yes 22 m for a CB!) and is paid around 100,000£ a week,whereas Chiriches was bought for 8.5m and is probably paid around a quarter of Lescott's wage.
 
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in the first half there should have been a penalty when he fouled messi in the penalty area:

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he also was humiliated in 1 on 1 with messi but messi hit the post


Okay,there's more?

OMG!

Joleon Lescott,another prime Black Clown!:madgrin:
 
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Looks like there is a 'mini competition' between Lescott and Kompany to see who is City's worst CB:

Today,he got a red card for fouling Jelavic....TNB:

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Gets raped,day in-day out,and the anti-white media calls him the best CB in the world.:kev:
 

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New to CasteFootball here, but damn if this isn't one of the most entertaining threads in this forum! I don't have any contributions yet, but I did notice that both Willian and Ramires got red cards against Aston Villa today, does anyone have any more insight?

Great thread!
 

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New to CasteFootball here, but damn if this isn't one of the most entertaining threads in this forum! I don't have any contributions yet, but I did notice that both Willian and Ramires got red cards against Aston Villa today, does anyone have any more insight?

Great thread!

welcome, i'm looking forward to see your posts
i didn't watch this game but selling mata (the best midfielder in PL when he started some games) to get willian is the most anti-white move of the season so it's great to see him doing nothing for his new club
 
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New to CasteFootball here, but damn if this isn't one of the most entertaining threads in this forum! I don't have any contributions yet, but I did notice that both Willian and Ramires got red cards against Aston Villa today, does anyone have any more insight?

Great thread!

Thanks this along with 'Black flops' is one of my favourite threads too.

Do contribute as much as you can,your first contribution here,about Ramires and Willian is already a great point!
 
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Ramires' horror tackle gif

I did notice that both Willian and Ramires got red cards against Aston Villa today, does anyone have any more insight?

I actually switched the tube off when Delph scored:)tsk:),and didn't see this live.
The thieving thug of a Kenyan did this:



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Hopefully the FA looks into it and hands out an extended ban.
Player1,thanks for bringing it to my attention.:icon_cool:
 
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One of the few times I"ll agree with Jamie Redknapp.

Ramires was then shown a straight red by referee Chris Foy for a late challenge on Karim El Ahmadi and Jose Mourinho was sent to the stands for entering the field of play while complaining.




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Sky Sports expert Redknapp told Saturday Night Football :"This is horrendous, there's no other way to describe it," said Redknapp.

"It's one of the worst tackles I've seen in an awful long time; there's a lot of frustration in it.
"We've all made bad tackles but this... he knows exactly what he is doing, he goes right over the top of the ball and El Ahmadi is extremely lucky that he doesn't get his leg broken.




Link.
 
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Ramires' performance against Aston Villa analysed.

I actually switched the tube off when Delph scored:)tsk:),and didn't see this live.
The thieving thug of a Kenyan did this:



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Hopefully the FA looks into it and hands out an extended ban.
Player1,thanks for bringing it to my attention.:icon_cool:


Ramires is one of those radicals redefining the attacking midfield role:


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And he is reinventing the 'art of tackling' as well:

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And here,I was,thinking Mikel was bad!:doh:


On a side note,Mikel will be forced to play...now that both Ramires,Willian are suspended for atleast the next few games....I can assure you,it'll be fun!:laugh:


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The thieving thug of a Kenyan did this:

Jesus, that's horrible.

While being on the subject of possible broken legs, the swedish club Malmö FF will be without their South-American team-captain Guillermo Molins for a few games after he did this in the Swedish Cup yesterday: http://www.tubechop.com/watch/2318503 (forward a second to make it show
properly)

He's not exactly a defender, but oh well.
 
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perfect owngoal by ali bamba of strasbourg:

[video=youtube_share;i32sYxUgneo]http://youtu.be/i32sYxUgneo[/video]

he kept his composure
 

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frederic, I can see why many of the ligue 1 stadiums are damn near empty. Who would pay money to see that atrocious brand of football? I suppose if you had a choice of going to the movies to see a comedy or going to see a ligue 1 game you could chose the football match as it'll provide you with more laughs.
 

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frederic, I can see why many of the ligue 1 stadiums are damn near empty. Who would pay money to see that atrocious brand of football? I suppose if you had a choice of going to the movies to see a comedy or going to see a ligue 1 game you could chose the football match as it'll provide you with more laughs.

yes, i went to my local stadium when my local team was in 1st-2nd-3rd division, that was pretty much my mindset when i went there to see the match
many laughs
 
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yes, i went to my local stadium when my local team was in 1st-2nd-3rd division, that was pretty much my mindset when i went there to see the match
many laughs

You and five of your friends could play a 3v3 match,and the football on display would be a hundred times better.
 

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a brazilian defender scored this incredible owngoal:

[video=dailymotion;x1jpixh]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1jpixh_the-worst-own-goal-ever-izaldo-nautico-for-santa-cruz_fun[/video]

i won't even try to describe it
i just hope that he's tall and big enough to be bought by a german club (german clubs look mainly at the size of the defender when they look for players in brazil, for example see the german coach who refused a brazilian defender for being shorter than he pretended to be - and they love black brazilian defenders)
 

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Ivan Rakitic (Sevilla) great play against Real and assist for Sevilla's second goal (Sevilla won 2-1).
First - "world class fullback" Pepe is left in the dust by a back-heel "sombrero", then he takes out Raphael Varane with a sliding assist to Carlos Bacca at the edge of off-side. Bacca's finish is pretty crappy (he almost blew it) but the beauty is in Rakitic's superb, elegant action.
Brazilian fulbacks just don't seem to know how to defend. From Roberto Carlos to Marcelo, Pepe, Dani Alvez, they are simply too offensive minded, and leave way too much space behind.
Maldini knew how strike the right balance between ofence and defence, but there are no Maldinis available these days, and these guys are just clueless.

[video=youtube;WEcnHoPuMZ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcnHoPuMZ0[/video]
 
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Ivan Rakitic (Sevilla) great play against Real and assist for Sevilla's second goal (Sevilla won 2-1).
First - "world class fullback" Pepe is left in the dust by a back-heel "sombrero", then he takes out Raphael Varane with a sliding assist to Carlos Bacca at the edge of off-side. Bacca's finish is pretty crappy (he almost blew it) but the beauty is in Rakitic's superb, elegant action.
Brazilian fulbacks just don't seem to know how to defend. From Roberto Carlos to Marcelo, Pepe, Dani Alvez, they are simply too offensive minded, and leave way too much space behind.
Maldini knew how strike the right balance between ofence and defence, but there are no Maldinis available these days, and these guys are just clueless.

[video=youtube;WEcnHoPuMZ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcnHoPuMZ0[/video]


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i wanted to post that goal too
pepe was a central defender in that game
so why was he so high on the pitch, so high that he would be too offensive even for a fullback

i wanted to post it mainly for varane
look at how passive he is
was he going to run like that until they reach the goal line?
he was totally useless and passive
there are 2 categories of black defenders: the ones who do too many mistakes, and the ones who do nothing
varane is in the second category
 

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black french defender ciani scored a dumb owngoal with lazio:

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he could do better if he was given more playing time, here is is best owngoal yet:

[video=youtube_share;RYXeEuSG3zE]http://youtu.be/RYXeEuSG3zE[/video]
 
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