Horrid misses by black attackers

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Senegalese Baye Djiby Fall (Greuther Fürth) in a Bundesliga match against Mainz last Friday:

those damn senegalese...
they might be the most mediocre football players around
their players are everywhere around the world (especially in france, this one was trained in auxerre) yet the best player they ever had might be el hadji diouf...the rest are almost all defensive middlefielders, or really bad and goofy strikers
 

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those damn senegalese...
they might be the most mediocre football players around
their players are everywhere around the world (especially in france, this one was trained in auxerre) yet the best player they ever had might be el hadji diouf...the rest are almost all defensive middlefielders, or really bad and goofy strikers


Wasn't Patrick Veira Sengalese?
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I don't know who I hate more Ghanaians or Nigerians.
 

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Wasn't Patrick Veira Sengalese?
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I don't know who I hate more Ghanaians or Nigerians.

For me its Nigerians....because they are so arrogant. They act like they have this illustrious history in football when they haven't accomplished anything.

The best player they've produced is Jay Jay Okocha who they pretend was a world class player when in fact he was mediocre. The best club he has played for is Paris St Germain where he had 14 goals in 90 games. Is that good for a forward? The other clubs he played for are Bolton Wanderers, Hull City, Qatar SC, Eintracht Frankfurt and Fenerbache.
 

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The best player they've produced is Jay Jay Okocha who they pretend was a world class player when in fact he was mediocre. The best club he has played for is Paris St Germain where he had 14 goals in 90 games.

i remember when he played in PSG
looking back, one can seriously ask: was okocha really a football player?
you mention his amount of goals, i would have mentionned his number of assists (because he was suposed to be almost a play-maker):
8 assists in 4 years
i have to post this in the "black flops" thread

Wasn't Patrick Veira Sengalese?

vieira was born in senegal, but his name is portuguese so ethnically he's not senegalese
he could have played for senegal though
 
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Absolutely disgraceful dive by England negro Carlton Cole. A skillful forward could have easily controlled the pass.

[video=youtube;YalhdzQ-c8U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YalhdzQ-c8U&feature=plcp[/video]
 

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this one is just for fun, it's from 2010 but the video surfaced only recently:

[video=youtube_share;TMIcPcYSFZ0]http://youtu.be/TMIcPcYSFZ0[/video]

he was presented after signing for a spanish club, and he managed to fail really badly :icon_smile:
 

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this one is just for fun, it's from 2010 but the video surfaced only recently:

[video=youtube_share;TMIcPcYSFZ0]http://youtu.be/TMIcPcYSFZ0[/video]

he was presented after signing for a spanish club, and he managed to fail really badly :icon_smile:

I typed his name into Google just to see which country Marco Perez was from (he doesn't exactly look like a guy with a Spanish last name :wink: ). Look what came up for his profile photo. He looks very happy to be in Spain...LOL


09_perez_400_01.jpg
 

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incredible miss by jackson martinez, black striker for FC porto:

[video=dailymotion;xtw97r]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtw97r_jackson-martinez-miss_sport[/video]

he's colombian, but he's not as skilled as fellow colombian james rodriguez who also plays for FC porto: http://www.futbolcol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/james-rodriguez.jpg


papiss cissé still has 0 goals in premiere league this season:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtud6w_cisse-penalty-miss-n-castle-norwich-23-09-2012_sport

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtud48_papiss-cisse-header_sport

other black strikers from premiere league with 0 goals so far:
djibril cissé, danny wellbeck, carlton cole, and balotelli ofcourse

some relevant stats that were also sent to me by "john":

The Scottish striker Steven Fletcher for Sunderland has scored 5 goals out of only 8 total shots! This is extremely impressive.

The ****** Jermain Defoe for Tottenham has made 4 goals out of 32 shots.

Bafetimbi Gomis has made 3 goals out of 29 shots. Lisandro has 3 goals out of only 16 shots.
 
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[video=youtube_share;dYTu2WUujFs]http://youtu.be/dYTu2WUujFs[/video]

a pretty bad miss by the nephew of Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
 
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No video yet but Valencia had a terrible miss for Man United against Arsenal today. It was brilliantly set up by Van Persie but Valencia messed it up.
 

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No video yet but Valencia had a terrible miss for Man United against Arsenal today. It was brilliantly set up by Van Persie but Valencia messed it up.

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as "the philosopher" mentionned in another thread, he also had a bad miss against chelsea in the latest match
 

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Not a black player mistake but a Jewish one that may go down as the worst miss in history:

[video=youtube;DGx7QXfLl5c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGx7QXfLl5c&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
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Not a black player mistake but a Jewish one that may go down as the worst miss in history:

[video=youtube;DGx7QXfLl5c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGx7QXfLl5c&feature=player_embedded[/video]

^^Oh my goodness!:faint:
 

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I braved the cold weather tonight to attend the Brazil-Colombia friendly in Giants Stadium and was treated to an up-close view of the worst penalty kick miss I have ever seen, courtesy of Barcelona's future $100 million man.

[video=youtube;dZQSurVBJ8k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZQSurVBJ8k[/video]

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The Colombian fans were laughing and calling him Baggio, but I think you'd have to go back farther than 1992 to find a more ridiculous miss. The ball was 60 feet in the air before it crossed the goal line. When the opposing keeper immediately rushes over to embrace and console you, you know you've done something truly awful.
 

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someone sent me this about black strikers in england:

"Black strikers in England are all failing.

Hugely overrated Danny Welbeck for Man United has 1 goal in 15 games.... This is while Javier Hernandez has 8 goals in 15 games.

Man United got rid of Berbatov, but with Fulham he now has 5 goals and 3 assists in 8 games.

Balotelli made only 2 goals in 13 games and 0 goals in 9 Premier League games. It's a horrible season for him.

Great Black Hype , Lukaku, for West Bromwich is a bench-warmer. He cost €25 million for Chelsea. He scored 3 cheap tap-in goals in 11 games. Shane Long cost only €5 million for West Bromwich, and he's made 6 goals and 4 assists in 14 games.

Arsenal's Chamakh doesn't exist... He's their worst striker ever.

West Ham's Carlton Cole has 0 goals in 10 games.. He's the worst striker right now, I think.

Reading's Jason Roberts has 0 goals in 7 games. He's a joke striker like Heskey.

Djibril Cisse for QPR has 2 goals in 13 games.

Newcastle's Papiss Cisse no longer exists. He has 3 goals in 14 games.

Adebayor's career is over. He's now a bench-warmer on a mediocre Black team in Tottenham."

along with this fine cross by moses, who plays way too much for chelsea:

[video=dailymotion;xv893p]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xv893p_moses_sport[/video]
 

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ahah, check this out:

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Off target: Cisse has scored two goals in 13 appearances this season


Cisse was furious following Rangers' 3-1 home defeat to Southampton and flipped after one fans slated his finishing abilities.

The row began when the fan tweeted: 'Wanna actually do something this season? Funny we pay u to score goals but u couldn’t hit a cows a*** with a banjo!'

Cisse replied: 'if u wanna talk to me come to the training ground we’ll have a chat big man.'
After giving out the address to the club's training ground, he added: 'when u feel like talking to me face to face just come. monday tuesday thirsday (sic) or friday'.
Another QPR fan then humorously tweeted: 'Wednesday must be when they do shooting practice then???'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ps-QPR-fans-Twitter-told-hit-cows--banjo.html
 

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horrible penalty miss by mboyo, belgian international, proven rapist and thug:

[video=youtube_share;AE5sfACnyoM]http://youtu.be/AE5sfACnyoM[/video]
 
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horrible penalty miss by mboyo, belgian international, proven rapist and thug

Well,I did not even know this player before you mentioned him.I've searched his 'story' online and it really is sick.He was convicted for three years of gang-raping a 14(!):crazy: year old girl,yet still allowed to play for Belgium,which wasn't even his country in the first place!:tsk:
And what purpose does a 3 year sentence serve?
He(and all rapists) deserves the guillotine!

And a 'gif' of the aforementioned penalty:


 
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You beat me to it^^!:icon_cool:
That really was horrible!Just look at 'its' lack of application,awareness and technique.
 
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speaking of black strikers, here's our beloved gervinho in arsenal's defeat against bradford in the FA cup:

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That's got to be the miss of the season.

Earlier I saw a clip of a horrible shot from inside the box that went miles over the bar by a player in a light blue jersey (similar to Man City's) but I didn't see his face and couldn't make out which team - the footage was from behind so I couldn't see the sponsor name. The British commentator referred to him as "the Moroccan-born Belgian". Anyone see it?
 
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